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Gordon Freeman Spotted in CERN Test Chamber

"Ever watch the same disaster movie twice and find yourself trying to warn off the actors?"
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Published: 484 days 19 hours ago | News | Gaming | PC | Industry News
 
 

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CaptIndecisive - 484 days 20 hours ago
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They're waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamber..........
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snittolo - 484 days 20 hours ago
1.1 - I wonder.....
Is their a rail cart of some sort to get you from each end of the underground tunnel? If so I think we are all screwed.....
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CaptIndecisive - 484 days 19 hours ago
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All the other scientists will be standing around going, get moving Dr Freeman, the entrance is this way Dr Freeman, you'd better get moving Freeman...
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shazam - 484 days 15 hours ago
1.3 - @1.2
rofl bubbles for you
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JCDenton - 484 days 20 hours ago
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Hmm, they also said they want to find out more about parallel universes, among other things... and that they had some electricity problems (power fluctuations).....Doom 3, anyone. (ok, that was on Mars, but anyway..... ;))
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Xakep - 484 days 19 hours ago
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That has to be the funniest f*cking thing I've seen in a while. Now if there's a crowbar nearby...
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hitthegspot - 484 days 19 hours ago
3.1 - LOL
I'm still laughing. That was great...
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Cajun Chicken - 484 days 19 hours ago
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Crowbar sorted.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/te...

Heh.
Not seen the G-Man yet, Steve Buscemi isn't at CERN, is he?
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darkequitus - 484 days 19 hours ago
3.3 - Agreed
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PimpHandStrong - 484 days 19 hours ago
4 - lol
classic

atelast if they opened a black hole Gordon could fight off the monsters from the other side
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r2kcipher - 484 days 19 hours ago
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lol!


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CaptIndecisive - 484 days 11 hours ago
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PMSL! Bubbles for you lol
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pwnsause - 484 days 19 hours ago
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oh sh*t. were fu*ked now.
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Leathersoup - 484 days 18 hours ago
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Yeah... we're not destroying the earth on a daily basis already.
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wetowel - 484 days 18 hours ago
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Holy crap.... valve wasnt just making a game. They were trying to tell us the future.
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psnDevistator356 - 484 days 17 hours ago
8.1 - LOL
YOUR comment made my day LMAO!!!!
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Timesplitter14 - 484 days 18 hours ago
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lol

We know what happens next. The LHC opens a path to another dimension and Gordon saves the day.
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micro_invader - 484 days 18 hours ago
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Oh, sh!t. We're screwed.
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micro_invader - 484 days 17 hours ago
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Sorry for double post but I just noticed this part of the title; "the tessst chamber" lol, a nod to G-man.
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Timesplitter14 - 484 days 17 hours ago
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Someone should warn him of his Mission. Forge him a crowbar in the flames of Mount Vesuvius
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Covenant - 484 days 17 hours ago
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Has anyone spotted Alyx Vance yet?

Because that would be a wonderful sight...
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JustinSaneV2 - 484 days 15 hours ago
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Heh, I love how no one cares for the story until ShackNews posts it. At least people finally get to enjoy it fully now.
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tamd - 484 days 15 hours ago
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hes our hero
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Premonition - 484 days 15 hours ago
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wow i posted this news yesturday and it failed so hard it wasnt event funny. on another topic that machine is said to be a bad thing for us, the real test is next month, lets see if everything goes smoothly
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BlackTar187 - 483 days 20 hours ago
16.1 - Its only said to be bad by a few scientist
Who by the way could not provide enoufgh proof to fortify there doomsday devise /blackhole planet eater theories so no its not supposed to bad for us its just being assumed by some and over turned by the masses of physicts out there. Read a huge report well a couple over the last 2 years about this.
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DethWish - 484 days 14 hours ago
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How will this be able to create a black hole? >.<
A black hole is created when stars implode, which they can't, and are not trying to simulate.

The picture was pretty lol though :p
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Timesplitter14 - 484 days 14 hours ago
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And thunder is the sound made when clouds collide.

Get your science right. WHY do stars implode?
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Premonition - 484 days 14 hours ago
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The particles that they hope to produce with the Higgs thing might bring them closer to what can make a black hole.

"When activated, it is theorized that the collider will produce the elusive Higgs boson. The verification of the existence of the Higgs boson would be a significant step in the search for a Grand Unified Theory, which seeks to unify three of the four known fundamental forces: electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force, leaving out only gravity. The Higgs boson may also help to explain why gravitation is so weak compared with the other three forces. In addition to the Higgs boson, other theorized particles, models and states might be produced, and for some searches are planned, including supersymmetric particles,[8] compositeness (technicolor),[9] extra dimensions,[10] strangelets,[11] micro black holes and magnetic monopoles.[12][13]"
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Premonition - 484 days 14 hours ago
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It was nice knowing you guys :( Hope we can respawn after this lol.


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coolfool - 484 days 13 hours ago
17.4 - @ Timesplitter not saying I know much about this
but a star can implode under the pull of its on gravitational pull which is only strong enough to do this when the star reaches a certain size. At this size (called the Chandrasekhar limit) a number of things can happen but one of which is it can implode. I read about in Stephen Hawkins "A breif history of time".

Check just the intro on supernovae on wikipedia.
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jerethdagryphon - 484 days 13 hours ago
19 - cool
my friend sent me this earlier

as far as i can tell we are in no reallll danger this is just bigger then other coliders
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Johnny Cullen - 484 days 11 hours ago
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I'd rather take the Combine over the destruction of the planet tbh.

Combine are like completely awesome.

Just as long as I dont get them things from above which latch onto you, pull you up and suck on your brain (I cant remember what they're called XD I havent p played Half Life 2 in a long time so dont have a go at me XD)
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xionpunk - 484 days 11 hours ago
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oh...sh!t.
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D3athTillDawn - 484 days 10 hours ago
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"The attackers can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain"

Here comes Shaun of the Dead 2!
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X - 484 days 10 hours ago
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We're now one step closer towards having a gravity gun.
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Mpiece - 484 days 10 hours ago
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LMFAO , i wonder who said " hey what a coincidence (spelling) he looks just like gordone freemman "
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k1ng617 - 484 days 8 hours ago
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hahahhaha
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stevenhiggster - 484 days 1 hour ago
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The funniest thing about this though, is the fact they're wearing hard hats! Yeah because that'll really help when your gettin sucked into a black hole won't it. LOL
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Alcohog - 483 days 22 hours ago
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Bears no resemblance to Gordon Freeman other than they both have beards. :|
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na2ru1 - 483 days 19 hours ago
28 - the right man in the wrong place
can make aaall the difiference.
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EnglishPatriot - 483 days 18 hours ago
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Prepare For Unforseen Consequences.
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