"Think back to high school, and you remember the popular girl that became prom queen. Everything about the woman from what you could see was perfect. Looks, the walk, the attitude, it was all there. But at one point in the evening, when you had the nerve to go talk to her, you got the true sense of what she was like - dull and a little snooty. Well, that is almost a perfect comparison for how you feel by the time you get to the end of Assassins Creed. It looks great, has some solid fighting and acrobatic mechanics, and a great story, but you get a sense of boring and dull with all activities in-between."
