Inspired by Apple's recent TV ads, CNET UK have set up their own debate over the two operating systems in the unlikely form of a traditional Elizabethan duel. On one side we have the big and brash "Baron Vista", on the other the well-moisturised "Count OS X" both of which are trying to win the hand of the fair "Maiden Mainstream".
Don't worry, despite the settings and characters, the article is very comprehensive and covers the expected areas such as Performance, Security and Usability. All the time keeping the Elizabethan setting going with the text and photos of the "characters" in battle.
A modern tale, told in a traditional way, if you will.