Honest Gamers: Blue Dragon Plus Review

Honest Gamers writes: "On one stage, I was asked to rescue reoccurring monsters, the poo snakes, from guarded pits where they were held hostage while their life force was drained to siphon into biological weapons. After freeing a few of the cringe-inducingly juvenile beasties based on curly mounds of crap, only one pit remained guarded by a hulking robot with massive shields where his arms should be. I selected my small army of four, and ordered them to attack this last bastion of evil. They all responded by picking a random direction, and wandering off aimlessly in it. By the time someone engaged the robot guard -- the weakest member of the four, of course -- the captive it held was gone, flushed away down a swirling vortex of water".