Guilty secrets are great. Not only do they make us feel a little bit naughty - we're guilty after all - but they also give us power, because we know something somebody else doesn't. And few secrets are guiltier or more pleasurable than bad movies.
Blackberry off, tub of ice cream in hand and Adam Sadler in another hilarious low-budget comedy on the screen, and we're almost as happy as Chuck - when he married Larry, in fact.
Less pleasurable, however, are games based on bad movies. Especially sequels of sequels that were originally based on bad movies. So whatever you think about The Fast and the Furious, surely even EA must have realised it's now time to move its underground racing series onto some other sub-theme of street racing/car pimping.