NWR: Inkheart Review

NWR writes: "Is insomnia getting you down? Prescriptions drugs can be expensive. Inkheart for the DS is far cheaper, and works just as well! Inkheart is a point-and-tap adventure game based on the recent Brendan Fraser movie that, in turn, is adapted from a children's book. In the story, Frasier's character can make objects and people from books come to life just by reading them aloud. If he wanted to, he could make Jurassic Park a reality. You'd think that would make for a pretty kick-ass video game, but you'd be very wrong. I've reviewed pure, unadulterated crap before, but it's only sent me into a violent rage. Inkheart does the opposite: it numbs the palate until you fall into a waking slumber."