From the article: "As I sat on the leg press machine listening to Jay-Z enumerate his problems (which surprisingly, did not include problems with women) a series of tones sounded indicating the end of my 60 second rest period. As the last tone sounded I inhaled and then exhaled sharply as I pushed the stack of weights off their resting position. As I felt the familiar burn in my thighs and hamstrings I started to think about why I was sitting at the gym lifting weights instead of relaxing with my dogs or playing one of the many games in my video game backlog. "
