Pocket Gamer - Look away now, all ye faithful followers of the church of Bullfrog, because Theme Park on iOS is not the game you remember.
There are no salt levels, staff negotiations, world domination, or losing track of the man dressed as a dinosaur because the path-finding went wrong - this is not 1993, and you are not a teenager any more.
And the UK appears to be first in line...
I remember there being a Sonic ride in Alton Towers. But on review, it was just a branding exercise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
Dying or losing in video games is part and parcel of the experience and accepted as an occupational hazard. But some games take it way too far.
Will EA bring it back? Alexandra takes a look at why she wants a new Theme Park.
Pocket Gamer can't keep their hands to themselves!