This Is How You Re-Announce DLC For Dynasty Warriors 7

TGH Writes: "Everyone in the industry please take note. This is how you announce DLC for a game. This specifically is announcing the 3rd DLC pack for Dynasty Warriors 7 and the European release date which was already announced but the European Community Manager decided it needed to be reaffirmed."

[rabidpancakeburglar]

yes...............yes it is............*drool*......... dlc

[ShadyDevil]

That is some nice supple DLC. :) I think the release date is somewhere between nipple and cleavage.

[saladthieves]

I'll leave the location of where the release date is printed to people's imaginations!

It's amazing at what people will do to get others' attention. Clearly it's working.

Where's Warprincess116's bashful comments??

[MrDead]

I was the original cleavage model for this ad campaign. Unfortunately they had to let me go because you couldnt see the text through my chest hair, people thought I was selling coconuts.

[-Alpha]

Yeah, it's nice to be milked liked this

[evrfighter]

this is how you get a robust succulent story on n4g

[nickjkl]

and here you go

http://img237.imageshack.us...

[RedDragan]

Someone told me there is writing somewhere in that picture!

[SantistaUSA]

MILK IT!!! :p nice lol

[CameronL99]

This article made it to the top of the temperature list in N4G but there are only 88 comments, which means people are only clicking on it once and then leaving, once again proving that the majority of gamers are undersexed virgins who will click on anything with boobs. (if you're not then don't worry about it, you're in the minority)

[ropelli90]

@CameronL99

And a normal straight guy with a gf/wife wouldn't click on it as well? BTW, you clicked it too.

It only proves gamers like boobs which is something we already know.

[Grip]

what's wrong with these guys ? i watched this pic and all i thinking about the booobeis not buy freaking DLC

[Etseix]

you will read it anyways, and it will caught your attention, and thats the deal in here ....

damn its working u_u

[rabidpancakeburglar]

I didn't read it, I was concentrating more on the dlc than the writing.

[NanoSoldier]

yeah the boobs killed me

[kesvalk]

DLC? what are you guys talking about?

[ryhanon]

Correction: This is how you announce DLC for *anything.* *Ever.*

[JasonXE]

so, how long till this reaches N4G's headlines just off the image alone? Because I'm sure we ALL care about DW7

[Solidus187-SCMilk]

I dont care about the DLC, but I love DW7 and boobs.

[Imalwaysright]

I dont love DW7 but i sure do love boobs.

[RedDragan]

I don't love boobs and DW7, but I love DLC.

I completed the circle! YEAH!

[cannon8800]

This is how you get a boner.

[NellyNel_7_1_3]

Too late lol!

[MrAwesome]

Anybody else disturbed how one boob is much bigger than the other? o.O

[rabidpancakeburglar]

It isn't bigger, it's exposed more and angled in a way to emphasise it.

[Urrakia34]

Boob noob alert!

[Pl4sm4]

lol

[Bolts]

Rabid knows his boobs. I think we have a connoisseur here folks.

[MrAwesome]

Well Im sorry if I got it wrong I don't spend hours studying boobs in pictures like rabid here-_-

[Ingram]

Well awesome, if you did your booby homework in real life, you would know by now that one boob is always bigger than the other, hehe :D

[kreate]

photoshopped

[Liquid_Ocelot]

Ohh brother.... How I love when they milk them....
....their franchises ;D

[Legion]

Dynasty Warriors game... ha. Just makes me laugh that people still buy that title. I understand how they would need to use such tactics to make people think of buying DLC for a lame game like that.

Dynasty Warriors just pisses me off that it is so bad and lame.

[Solid_Dave]

I actually agree. Its just button smashing at its finest. That is literally ALL you do in it, is press 1 of 3-4 different buttons until all the enemies are killed. And then, GUESS WHAT!? You do it again....lol

[TVippy]

..."You photoshop it onto some random's girl chest found on GoogleImages in 2 seconds"? Classy.

[popup]

I would like to 'download some content' onto those...

[Rob946]

Was always a fan of the Dynasty games although I never got this one, may pick it up sometime.

[newleaf]

hey look, its coming on the 27th

[Blaze929]

oh, it came....it, came.

[AridSpider]

rofl I see what you did there.

[GunofthePatriots]

thumbnail...............mmmmmm mmmmmmm

[ThePhuq]

Just what I expect from a series as terrible as Dynasty Warriors. Pathetic

[Darkfiber]

As much as I hate to stereotype, they are preying on the fact that gamers are horny nerdy losers, and judging but the majority of comments on this article, they are bang on with their ad campaign.

[Imalwaysright]

Yeah because men that arent gamers dont like to see boobs and wouldnt be drawn by this type of ad campaign!

[Bolts]

Why must a thread like this always have some snooty moralist objecting or being offended for some bullshit reason?

They're using boobs to advertise games. No! Thats no good! Think about the children people!

[snipes101]

There's something missing from this title...*goes briefly into deep thought* I GOT IT:

This Is How You Re-Announce DLC To Dynasty Warriors 7...To 12 Year Olds.

Fixed.

[Bolts]

So 16 years old doesnt like boobs? Something is missing with that logic. Boobs are good for all ages I think.

[dredgewalker]

Boobs are a mans comfort pillow.

[snipes101]

No, I'd just say that this shows that the game probably sucks and they couldn't market it any other way. Plus, I think I have had enough experience where some boobs with words on it isn't going to impress me. I have a little dignity.

[kramun]

You have a little what?

Sorry my 12 year old eyesight is getting bad. Must be all this wan....um....writing I do.

[peowpeow]

I think you meant..

*goes briefly into deep throat*

/hide

[n4gisatroll]

Hmm, nice to see exploitation of women.

[killerhog]

Hope she gets those six moles around her chest checked.

[theREALbasedgod]

haha so fitting especially if you saw last weeks Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Pic related... people freaking out over bewwwbs

[mediastudies]

Whats with the leaky left nipple?

[n to the b]

lol that's what I thought too.

but if you look at nickjkl's comment^^ in the larger original image u can see it's just a pattern on her shirt.

[Organization XII]

tasty DLC indeed, hopefully Koei doesnt suck on them DLC. Lol get it??? uhh never mind

[Master_S]

Ummm good DLC

[iliimaster]

juicy and mouth watering now i gotta look at internet porn lol

[felonycarclub]

can someone please tell me when the dlc comes out, all i see is boobies, am gona have to tell my wife to read it what it says lol

[Tuxedo_Mask]

It's the Evony school of advertising.

[Tru_Blu]

That was a good game until they made it you have to pay for everything. 3-4 years ago killed countless hours on it.

And ya I agree, straight from the Evony school. Show some tit and hits will follow.

[ryan_s]

i clicked the link because i wanted to know what dynasty warriors got to do with the pic but i got convinced when i saw her left boob

[AKS]

Is that the special edition pictured? If so, that's a day-1 for me.

[Sarobi]

You've gotten my attention..

[Fullmetalevolust]

oh no! the DLC has been leaked! *check one of the boobs*

[lizard81288]

Wait, what is this about?! I just clicked on the picture. I didn't even read the article title.

[Krakn3Dfx]

I clicked on this just to see a bigger picture of the boobies.

[Der_Kommandant]

Milking the franchise

[Pozzle]

I see what you did there :D

[ShadyDevil]

I dont get..*looks at picture* oh...HAH!!! Yeah. Silly rabbit.

[seinfan]

cool
*goes to tube8*

[gamerirish]

lol come on guys people do it all the time for 5 dollars on gigs sites, i will do this on my b**bs, for 5 dollars, or i will do thison my b**bs for 5 dollars and so on, most famous of em all is fiverr

[acemonkey]

dont have the game but love the add im buying the DLC anyways gotta love boobies

[MasterCornholio]

Heh heh oh yeah

Now that got my attention.

[dennett316]

Well this is just insulting. It's so transparantly crass, this is how dumb and immature that companies think gamers are and judging by most of the comments above, they're right to think that way.
Dear fucking God people, show a little dignity for yourselves and your hobby, this is pathetic.

[Solid_Dave]

Well. That is a damn good advertising tactic. Pretty soon, Mountain Dew trucks will have a couple of hooters on the side of em. :)

[dan_chan89]

bewbs

[ViserysTargaryen]

I visited the site for the boobs. It was worth it.

[fredrikpedersen]

lol 69 comments.

[Rashonality]

dlC-CUP

[BlmThug]

I Dont Know What Game DW7 Is But Ill Buy The DLC *Drools*

[Jamaicangmr]

This should become the standard.

[spunnups]

For some reason I just got an intense craving for Milk.

[bojanson]

740 degrees? I bet you its 1000 by the end of the weekend

[SephirothX21]

Oh what I wouldn't do with that dlc.

[Legionaire2005]

Did you guys notice on the right side of her shirt is wet? You can clearly see it too lol!!! She been milked for this article.

[Xander756]

I think we all know why THIS piece made to the front page...

[Kran]

This is how you milk a franchise XD

[Bounkass]

Lol, you bunch of horny kids!

[HaVoK308]

It's how you announce it if you wish to attract desperate and immature boys. The closest these individuals will ever get to a good-looking woman.

[lucifon]

Classy

[DEA Fresh]

I jerked off to those tits. Very nice.. How much?

[Ingram]

I'm all for boobs & ass but I find this particularly irritating.
It's like they think we don't have sex and live on a basement or something, like an advertisement made by some retard who watches grey's anatomy and still refers to videogames as "the mario" or "the tetris"

[WooHooAlex]

They should call it Double DLC

[silvacrest]

im just bored of dynasty warriors, even nice tits aren't enough any more

[ShadyDevil]

So who is picking up the DLC today?