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Why Does Everyone Go Nuts Over Jade Raymond?

First things first: Assassin's Creed seems like it's going to be a solid game. It looks great, it does some genuinely interesting things with the Prince Of Persia / Metal Gear Solid concepts and OK, it had a miserable showing at E3 but who didn't, and more importantly it has the voice of the girl from Veronica Mars in it. Sounds good to me.

Note the cropped out team members who must be so pleased with how much recognition they're getting for their efforts.

But why do Ubi Soft insist on coating its producer, Jade Raymond, all over it, and why are people unquestioniably not just accepting it but magnifying her importance?

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CRIMS0N_W0LF6043d ago

Because she is beauty incarnated which no one here can get her.

JsonHenry6043d ago

I have banged chics as hot her before.. but they were NOT rich, they were not in the gaming biz, and they were NOT somewhat famous.

That is why I go "nuts" over her.

Assassin4hire6043d ago

Very simple poll

Would you give it to Jade Raymond?
A - Yes
B - No

fenderputty6043d ago

hit the nail on the head. It's not that she's hot. Don't get me wrong, she's pretty hot but, it's the fact that she in an industry that we all love. She has power, money, sex appeal and makes/plays video games.

Real Gambler6043d ago (Edited 6043d ago )

She has a very dangerous job. She gives 20 minutes interviews, answering questions one after the other and never ever made any big blunders. Remember, in this field, you can talk for 20 minutes about something, yet the next day, the main title will be that 10 words comment you did let go about other games, console, or bug. Suddenly, the other 19 minutes of the interview won't count at all....

I would hire her right away to promote any products. She's still look exited about the game, even if by this time, everybody would be tired of talking about it. She'll talk for 20 minutes, get everybody going, and yet gave just enough information without ever putting her feet in her mouth. She doesn't trash other games, other devs, etc. Basically, she's doing a great job.

Sure, many people worked on the game, but you need only one to talk about it, and she's doing a great job. But yes, sure enough, I would rather look at her than Gabe Newell : )

Another best example: The other spokeperson for Assassin's Creed is Patrice Desilet. He gave another interview recently about the game. There's now a big debate about the fact that the Xbox has a DVD and PS3 memory is not flexible. NOBODY talk about the game. Nobody knows what he was talking about. Nobody in the comments talk about Assassin's Creed. Let me guess, next time, will they send Patrice or Jade for the next interview????

I'm sorry, she's beautiful, but she also get the job done wisely. I'm sure many devs would like to get her as a spokeperson.

neogeo6043d ago

I herd her feet stink really bad!
thats a no go for me.

Real Gambler6043d ago

But sadly, it's quite possible. Remember, quite often, those people attend 3 days game shows, where they have to stand up most day, 16 hours in a row. This is tough on footwear, so you may be right... I also bet you that her toes are quite often blistered. It's not such an easy job as it may look : )

green_ghost56043d ago

She isn't rich, at least not yet, anyways. she's okayish.
her giggling gets annoying really fast though.

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yocdub6043d ago

I think its cause she has Boobs & a Vagina.

Lightning Mr Bubbles6043d ago

It's pretty obvious it has to do with her personal appeal. That's all.

Blood_Spiller6043d ago

Damn you people are shallow, I go nuts over her because I find her interviews to be intellectually stimulating. OK, I lied, I just think she's hot.

Icecold336043d ago

For me it's her ability to complete assassin's creed with a joystick and never use her hands. Please, Please, Play it again!

Bloodmask6043d ago (Edited 6043d ago )

to get so excited over a woman that you will most likely never meet. While I will admit she is attractive I mean it just as a compliment.

Overall this kind of behavior is just a sign of immaturity from people that most likely can't meet women or have never had physical contact with a woman in general.

harpua6043d ago (Edited 6043d ago )

"Overall this kind of behavior is just a sign of immaturity from people"

so you take the high road here but if this was a thread about PS3 BC you'd be posting immature fan boy comments.

Bloodmask6043d ago

I don't know what you are talking about "taking the high road". But I have been in a long-term relationship for quite some time. And I have actually learned to "repect" women. I don't think it that hard not to act like a blubbering idiot salivating over a womans breasts..etc..etc.

Is that the kind of behavior that you think women prefer?? Not really.

And in regards to making "fanboy" type comments. I usually try to base my arguments off of facts. Not "360 RULEZ" or "HAHHHHHhhahah". Do you see the difference???

cypher_21a6043d ago

C'mon we are supposed to go gaga over her. At least that is what PR/Marketing team want. I work in a marketing dept. We pimp good looking people to represent and sell our product. This is business. If Ubi's market research showed they could sell sell another few thousand units if they pimped their wares with a hot babe, so be it. Hopefully their research shows that she now needs to come out in a bikini... j/k.. but seriously a thong would be great.

The Real Joker6043d ago (Edited 6043d ago )

I would say I agree with just about everything he said....well except I would love to go balls deep and white wash her colon.

Bolts6043d ago

People who make this kind of statement are probably two things.

1. Already in love in a sickening way and they pitty everyone else who isn't.
2. Gay.

I'm leaning toward number 2 for the OP.

SofaKingReetodded6043d ago

but were talking women not long term relationships with shemales bloodthong.

PopEmUp6042d ago (Edited 6042d ago )

I bet this guys is gay come on who would not want to bang a cute girl, I mean why wouldn't you?

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PureArts & Ubisoft Announce Assassin’s Creed Hunt for the Nine 1/6 Scale Diorama

This should make fans and collectors very happy. PureArts & Ubisoft Announce Assassin’s Creed Hunt for the Nine 1/6 Scale Diorama Assassin's Creed Hunt for the Nine 1/6 Scale Diorama available for pre-order on January 25.

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Can We Finally Admit Assassin's Creed 3 Deserves an Apology?

AC3 was released during a turbulent transition period for Ubisoft and the Assassin's Creed series. It ventured into uncharted territory, narratively and mechanically, which caused it to receive mixed reviews. At its core, though, it's a damn good stealth game.

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isarai200d ago

Nope, I hated 3, connar was bland, literally the most flat character in the entire game. Not to mention to myriad of bugs, camera issues, and that annoying thing where he automatically ditches his weapon you payed for for the sake of a cool finishing move forcing you to trek back to your base after almost every encounter just to re-equip your own weapon. It just didn't work as fluidly as the others like 2 and 4

Samonuske199d ago

The series peaked at AC3 for me. It’s been my favourite in the series. Connor will always be one of my favourite video game protagonists.

Becuzisaid199d ago

No. Game was BORING. Connor was really dull. Environments, while impressive, because of the geographic location and time period were not really exciting to be in. I would love some kind of game set in there colonial American time period, but a game like AC that back then centered around parkour and vertical traversal really didn't fit those environments.

-Foxtrot199d ago

Nope

There was a lot of issues but mine is how they handled the war

They told us Connor was not going to get involved, that the war was more of a background setting for the real story and it wasn’t going to be one sided

They lied, even the cinematic E3 trailer showed Connor emerge from the Colonist side and slaughter the red coats to get to his target, inspiring the Colonists to fight back

I just thought it would have made more sense lore wise that the red coats were mostly compiled of Assassins fighting the Colonist templars who wanted to take the new world for themselves.

Since the Red coats lost the war, it would then explain how the Templars started to gain the upper hand and how on the future the assassins were mostly killed off and the Templar’s had pretty much taken over everything.

Instead it just felt like they didn’t want to p*** off the American audience

Even Haytham was cool, he should have been an Assassin through and through and should have been the main lead.

toxic-inferno199d ago

The game even seems to lack the humour of the other games. It almost seems as though the idea of even slightly making fun of American history wouldn't be acceptable.

-Foxtrot199d ago

Exactly

It just felt super safe

“Better not make the colonists look super bad incase people boycott our game”

jeromeface199d ago

someone missed the whole point

-Foxtrot199d ago

There was literally no point

What I've just said above would at least make sense lore wise and why the Assassins start to loose their war, die off and how the Templars are in control in the future of almost everything....what they did was just, pointless

CrimsonWing69199d ago

I’m one one of those weird people that liked Ass Creed 3, but to be fair I never got around to finishing it.

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5 Of the Most Unlikeable Video Game Protagonists

There are good video game protagonists, and there are bad video game protagonists.

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GhostScholar210d ago (Edited 210d ago )

I disagree that max is unlikable. Chloe is infinitely more unlikable in my opinion.

gold_drake210d ago

omg chloe was awful. i really hated her at the end haha

Cacabunga210d ago

Abby was absolute trash protagonist in every way..
Tidus was so meh to me..
On villain side, the one i didn’t like wa Micah, because they wanted him to be that way and it was brilliant👍🏽

Rancegamerx210d ago

I agree, I liked Max, Chloe was a horrible friend and a bad influence.

Cacabunga210d ago

Everyone agrees on chloe, I’m sure even ND do.

H9210d ago

Both are horrible, granted Chloe is infinitely worse, it feels like Chloe is just fanservice for people who too over the edge and wasn't written to be a character that makes sense

GooGobbler210d ago

What about that Forspoken Tw*t

MrChow666210d ago

exactly I was expecting it to be a the top of the list

ravens52210d ago

Ye I was expecting her too. Guess they actually played the game. Unlike you and whoever agrees.

gpimlott209d ago

I played through the whole game and think she is one of the worst character Ive ever played as

ravens52209d ago (Edited 209d ago )

gpimlott. How?

Stanjara199d ago

Why would I payed and played the game if the whole internet is making fun of a character?

-Im here to kill Chaos...are you Chaos?

Yeah, I didn't play that game either.

Christopher210d ago (Edited 210d ago )

She's actually not bad. It's the writing itself that is bad overall, but she's fine overall. She's no worse than Miles Morales IMHO. Both thrust into a spotlight and receiving both praise and blame and dealing with it.

Forspoken is a bland game because it's 75% bland, boring, repetitive going through the motions and diversions that add nothing of the value with purposefully gated memory moments that don't feel organic or like you're discovering things but waiting for others to reveal things.

ravens52210d ago

Exactly Chris. Even though I liked the game. I kno u played it. People who actually played it and went thru her dream saw she was a good likeable person who really just acted out due to being alone and unloved. I think your problem is it was open world, I think if it was more linear you may have liked it better.

savedsynner210d ago

Oh no she's bad. Very unlikable even before you add on the bad dialogue. The game could have been quite good with a good protagonist

ravens52209d ago

For all the people like synner. Shes actually half white lol. Inferior complexity is a hell of a thing. You'll be ok.

Nerdmaster210d ago

Most of these aren't even that bad. Especially comparing to others like Squall "Whatever" Leonhart, Forspoken's Frey, and the guy from Atomic Heart.

-Foxtrot210d ago

Squall is one of the best developed main FF characters so...

People talk about his "whatever" thing thats at the start of the game, not the character he eventually becomes in the end.

Nerdmaster209d ago

No amount of "character development", (especially the ones that for me feels sudden and undeserved like Squall's), will justify him being a d**k to my girl Quistis. Even if he found the cure for cancer, from that moment on, I would never like him.
The article is about being unlikeable, and he was indeed unlikeable for at least half of the game.

BrainSyphoned210d ago

Squall is the best protagonists in FF so you can go whatever yourself.

H9210d ago

My good sir, I need to steal that "you can go whatever yourself" because it's gold

BlaqMagiq1210d ago

Except Squall has actual character development.

gold_drake210d ago (Edited 210d ago )

the "watever" is only present in the english localisation.
so your argument doesnt rly ... stand imo.

Nerdmaster209d ago

Good for you that you could enjoy the japanese version. That's not the case for me and the majority of people here, though.

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gold_drake210d ago (Edited 210d ago )

i had to stop reading after the "blatant misogyny" in the Dantes inferno section.

i actually liked Max haha.

the forspoken chick is missing tho

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