"I'm fairly certain that the 9-year-old-me would love Knights Contract: It has cheesy violence, lots of boobs, and a story with more ham than a bacon-eating pig." ~ Kevin Dermody, Game Revolution
GamesAsylum: "If you’re remaining loyal to your Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 for a while longer yet, you may be looking for something “new” to play. If that’s not the case now, then it may be in the not too distant future – a quick look at April’s release schedule reveals that there’s very little out.
We’ve taken this fleeting chance to round-up six games you may have missed. And if you have played all of these, then you sir have very fine taste"
yea im still using my 360 and didn't buy a nest gen , ive tried some next gen games but none was too wow to make me buy a console (titanfall will be released on 360 and that was the only game that made me want to buy a next gen)
so to the end of 14 the price would be cheaper and the games would be better :D
Just bought Bully and Manhunt for my PS3! I will keep going back to my PS3 like an French Mistress whenever my urges take hold!
So far I only bought one new game for either 7th-gen console this year. And that was Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z for the 360.
eGamer takes a look at the bad apples of 2011, and determines which one was the most rotten of them all.
I agree. I played the Bodycount demo and it was the worst FPS I've ever played. I didn't know shooting a gun in iron sights made the screen look as if a earthquake was occuring. LOL. Very disorientating. Duke Nukem Forever and Dungeon Siege III - I love both so I obviously wouldn't put them on the list. The others don't look interesting to begin with so I never gave them anytime.
I actually thought of buying Knights Contract, but when I saw the gameplay having to get the main character back on his feet if he took too many hits and watching how the AI co-op partner could never seem to stay out of harm's way causing a GAME OVER if she dies, I said it wasn't for me.
ACE: It may be difficult to believe, but Knight's Contract is a game so average and that I forgot I was reviewing it.
A good game will spur me on to finish as quickly as possible. A bad game will hold my interest if only to see how bad it gets. Knight's Contract is neither.
Glad I read this review before picking this one up. Sounds like the game's a total joke.
No doubt-- and the humor (intentional or otherwise) isn't worth the pain. Man, I was kind of hoping this thing would be "worth it." :(
...also, for chrissake; the Knight possesses the Contract and, as such, it should be "Knight's Contract." The inverse goes for "Demon's Souls" (thanks for pointing that out, Nick). Am I the only one driven absolutely crazy by this?
I was actually pretty close to picking this up today but the store I had a gift card for didn't have the version I wanted. Similar to samurailincoln I'm glad I read this, think I'll steer clear of it (I can always find good video-game pr0nz in other games right?). Nice review btw.
Sexualized zombie women? I think I just heard Earth slipping into the first layer of Hell. Crap.
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