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Which game character would be the best girlfriend?

Asylum: Not too long ago, we asked you which video game characters would make the best drinking buddies. Then we realized there's a much more important question to be debated: What video game character would make the best girlfriend?

We've considered our own refined tastes, as well as the obvious favorites, and narrowed the pool to a fanboy-approved list of 11 video game vixens. Which one would you be willing to listen to vent about her work day (keeping in mind that they may kill aliens or engage in illegal back-alley street fights for a living)?

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NukaCola4807d ago

Elena Fisher for me. She has natural beauty, she's tough as nails but delicate as a flower. Most game girls are depicted very slutty, Bloodrayne, Lara, and definitely Bayonetta. There is just something about Elena that is so down to earth, it's flat out sexy. That is why I think the new Lara Croft is very hot. She lost those big boobs that are kind of a turn off, and took on a gritty cutesy look.

Dark_Charizard4806d ago (Edited 4806d ago )

Chun-li would probably make a better f*ck buddy :P

NukaCola4806d ago

I think her legs would break your pelvis.

Istanbull4806d ago

Elena Fisher, she's like a real life women. I'm glad she was part of the GOTY 2009.

nickjkl4806d ago

obviously the best girlfriend would be tifa

rdgneoz34806d ago

"I think her legs would break your pelvis."

Reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watc... Oh what a way to go...

Iroquois_Pliskin4806d ago

hmm Rayne or Elena... If it doenst work out, Meryl.

Redman224806d ago

Chole because her ass and she's a bad girl.... Elena is whiny/naggin' little witch. lulz

AAACE54806d ago

I say Bayonetta... she can be all the woman you need! lol

Nah really, any of the DoA girls would be fine with me!

jeseth4806d ago

I'd take Elena Fisher too. Smoking hot and doesn't have to be oversexed to show it.

Bayonetta probably has a c%#k.

ChineseDemocracy4806d ago

Elena - Uncharted
Madison - Heavy Rain

Realistically, I think those two would be my choices, just because they seemed really down to earth.

..and Jack from ME2, because I'm in love with bald tattooed babes.

meetajhu4806d ago

I agree with everybody's comment because i love them all!

Army_of_Darkness4806d ago

"and Jack from ME2, because I'm in love with bald tattooed babes."

Uh huh........

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

malandra4805d ago

Alyx Vance for me, my perfect woman

Elena would be nice too but she might be a little uptight in bed

blackbeld4805d ago

Kasumi from DOA mann she is hot!

mastiffchild4805d ago

No Ada Wong? What's wrong with these people? If repelling zombie/parasite ridden freaks in cocktail dresses isn't enough I dunno what is!

She's cool, mysterious and brave enough to play Wesker off against himself and not shudder-tidy and fearless-just like the missus.

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arjman4806d ago

C'mon, it's gotta be Chloe, she's badass, ultra hot, witty, intelligent and she looks like she know's how to handle a gun, if you get me :P
Plus she looks like she'd give the best f*ck out of the choices...

Silly Mammo4806d ago

She's also a bit of ho who sleeps around to get what she wants. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just wouldn't want her as my girlfriend.

FanboyPunisher4806d ago

so badasss, you need him as a GF.

lol!!!

macky3014806d ago

Solid Snake can get a man pregnant.

Lekumkee4806d ago

FACT: Chuck Norris is Solid Snake's son.

Legion4806d ago

And Chuck Norris gave birth to him while sitting on the toilet. FACT

ScentlessApprentice74806d ago (Edited 4806d ago )

She is the ultimate Sugar Momma! She's rich...and...she's super hot. Perfect. Most attractive, voluptuous and classy (oxymoron?) women just look forward to marrying a rich man, becoming trophy wives and have no ambition and no goals beyond the next cosmetic surgery. Lara is the opposite of that. I wonder what Tom Leykis would say about Lara Croft if she was real.

ChrisW4806d ago

I really enjoy spelunking, therefore I guess Lara would be the best companion to have for me.

360 man4806d ago

Sheva from resi 5 is sexy. shes wifey material :D

RememberThe3574806d ago

Haha true dat! I'm feeling that new chick from Call of Juarez: The Cartel thats my kind of look.

ChrisW4806d ago

What makes me laugh about the name Sheva, Sheeva, or what ever spelling you come up with... It originated form "Shiva" which is a half male-half female Hindu god. So technically Shiva is a hermaphrodite.

miyamoto4806d ago (Edited 4806d ago )

Elena is as real as can be but don't forget Blaze Fielding my best mate, part police part bare knuckle brawler.
She sports the best micro mini skirt in all video gamedom.

I also dig another Sega creation Nightshade Kunoichi damn so sexy ninja!

DEagle-izer4805d ago

I can see from your avatar you're a real Streets of Rage fan.

kparks4806d ago (Edited 4806d ago )

IBUKI looks pretty fly in ssf4 and she could hold u down in a fight always need sum1 to have ur back!! haha

cannon88004806d ago

Tali' Zorah Vas Normandy for sure. Don't care what she looks like under that suite.

http://img179.imageshack.us...

CommonSense4806d ago (Edited 4806d ago )

how can a video game character have "natural beauty?"

lol.

Chell, cuz she keeps her trap shut.

and what about Tali from ME?

cannon88004806d ago

Tali' Zorah is a very lovable character.

Obama4806d ago

Chun Li has porno drawings of her all over the web. Elena Fisher doesn't.

So I say

Chun Li - 1
Elena Fisher - 0

Pandamobile4806d ago

Lolwut?

First suggestion for Elena Fisher on Google is "Elena Fisher Rule 34"

Undeadwolfy4806d ago

Lol same with Samus.... o.O

DEagle-izer4805d ago

Dude, it doesn't matter what kind of women you see in videogames, there are always perverted morons who will draw them naked and post them on the net even if it means makin money off of it.

Im glad uncharted is not multiplatform or PC gamers would have been uploaded a mod to have Elena and Chloe running around naked.

ps3destroyer4806d ago

Elena Fisher for me since she's ps3 exclusive.That's how dump ps3 fanboys are.Because if Elena was on a 360 exclusive you would forget the natural beaty and go on talking about how you like bitchy and shit.

ksense4805d ago

with that intelligent comment you sure destroyed the ps3 alright....

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sich924805d ago

elena is ug-leh!

even the characters are overrated in this game for fks sake :P

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stonecold34807d ago

i think elena fisher .and chun li and cammy , sakura from street fighter and madison paige and lauren winters from heavy rain peace out ?

kparks4806d ago

chun li dont look good at all to me cammy looks pretty good in the movie series but so does chun li what 1 we talkin about why does everyone ignore IBUKI

zeeshan8104806d ago

I agree..lmfao videogame girlfriend?!!??? WTH

RememberThe3574806d ago (Edited 4806d ago )

Nah man you can't turn the real ones off lol

-Alpha4806d ago

Do those have good graphics?

specialguest4805d ago

Some do, and Some don't. With alcohol, it adds 8xAA to help smooth out the "jaggies", and improve the graphics(temporarily).

INehalemEXI4805d ago (Edited 4805d ago )

True ;) @ 357

Red_Phoenix4806d ago

Who would you marry, screw, and kill?

I would marry Elena Fisher, screw Bayonetta, and kill Samus Aran.

kparks4806d ago

i would def kill that ashley chick in RE4 haha

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Resident Evil 5 - 15 Years of Being the Most Misunderstood Resident Evil

Resident Evil 5 launched 15 years ago today - and it continues to stand as a stepping stone from the good to the bad.

TheBrainZ57d ago

One of my favourites because of the co-op. Then Resi 6 arrived and the series nosedived further.

Knightofelemia57d ago

I enjoyed the game co-oping with a friend I know the game in solo the AI can be an idiot but RE5 is way better then RE6. I played RE6 with a friend if it wasn't cheap when I got I would have avoided RE6.

thesoftware73057d ago (Edited 57d ago )

5 was excellent, still play Mercs with my brother.
I would love a fully remastered RE:5, with some added, reworked content. The DLC for 5 was also excellent.

6 was awful.

CrimsonWing6957d ago

I never understood why the game was misunderstood. It was a fantastic game at launch and is still fun today to play. It’s as action packed as Resident Evil 4 was, yet that’s regarded a masterpiece 🤷‍♂️

chobit_A5HL3Y57d ago

it was "misunderstood" because they introduced co-op into the franchise at a time when people loved to have fake rage about co-op. like, you could play the game as a solo experience, but people chose to have their bandwagon rage because it was cool at the time lol

-Foxtrot57d ago (Edited 57d ago )

What the hell are you talking about? Fake Rage? Bandwagon? Come on.

You can play it solo but you are forced to carry around a shitty AI partner you have to micro manage. It wasn't as fun solo.

Co-op sucked all the horror, tension and suspense from the game because having a partner covering you was like a safety net. Enemy trying to sneak up on you? No sweat the AI will just automatically lock on, alert you while they shoot first telling you where they are basically.

It was the start of Capcoms fall with the Resident Evil series where it basically become an over the top generic action game which betrayed it's own survival horror roots. Least RE4 had a good blend of both but Capcom just went the wrong way with RE5, especially going off what they were going to do during the RE4.5 beta phase before co-op was added.

franwex57d ago

At least the game was a ton of fun tho. If the game was bad, the outrage would’ve been justified. They simply pivoted for a couple of games. At this point it’s bad because it’s called Resident evil 5? But if was called something else it would’ve been good? Please.

chobit_A5HL3Y56d ago

like i said: fake baby rage and bandwagon hate. res4 wasn't really that scary, either, and was already taking the series into more of an action-oriented direction at the time. 5 was a good game that people fake-hated because of co-op that you didn't even have to play lol hence the fake rage and bandwagon hate. i mean, it obviously did well enough for capcom to go ahead and make 6 the way they did, right? if 5 was so bad, they would have changed what 6 was during development. the difference is that 6 was actually just bad.

people "hate" 5 because res4 was so good, and 5 was just unfortunate enough to be its successor. like i said, 4 wasn't scary, either, and relied more on tension than horror, but it was already more of an action game. if you don't wanna like 5 because it's not scary or whatever- that's fine, but it wasn't meant to be strictly a horror game anymore at that point anyways. the gameplay was a lot faster-paced than 4, so saying that the ai helping you by potentially shooting someone that was sneaking up behind you is a moot point. there were more enemies that were more aggressive, along with newer threats.

5 isn't as good as 4, but it's not a bad game by any stretch.

Tody_ZA31d ago (Edited 31d ago )

What? I always thought RE5 had fake controversy because it was set in South Africa and you shot a bunch of black zombies. I live in South Africa and thought the game was absolutely awesome, played the whole thing co-op with my brother.

@Foxtrot I think you're confusing the garbage Dead Space 3 with Resident Evil 5. Resident Evil 4 was already a hyper action game and had zero fear factor other than the grotesque appearance of some enemies.

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Tomb Raider I, II, III Remastered Review – To The Freezer ⏐ Nerdy Bird Games

Tomb Raider I, II, III Remastered is available now on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4 and 5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S. Lara Croft is back in a classic remaster of the original PlayStation 1 hit title. Is the remaster any good though?

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The Best Tomb Raider Games Ranked

We've gone on many adventures with Lara Croft. With another reboot in the making, Wealth of Geeks felt it was a good time to go down the nostalgia rabbit hole and remember the best of those tomb-raiding thrills.

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Sonic188168d ago (Edited 68d ago )

I do agree that Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness was the worse one 😂 I remember playing some of it and I took it back. That game was just awful in every way. I bought it used at gamestop and glad they had that 7 day return policy for used games 😂

Pyrofire9568d ago

Would it be worth saying why?

ZeekQuattro68d ago

Simple. He's been hating on the Tomb Raider reboots for years. I can't imagine seeing them at the top of a best TR game list let alone being on the list in general sitting well with him because of it.

-Foxtrot68d ago

Zeek

“Hating”

No no, just pointing out how TR mutated into a generic action adventure game losing the appeal of what it once was when it was more about puzzles and platforming over going Rambo, slaughtering waves of enemies

But hey, continue being a dick and speaking about me like I’m not going to see the comment.

MeatyUrologist67d ago

Foxtrot, I'm curious if you have played the most recent games. Sure the 2013 reboot was hugely focused on combat, but each follow up became less and less about combat to the point where outside of a few large scale story missions I don't even remember combat being a part of shadow of the tomb raider. Shadow was so puzzle focused it actually was a bit much for me and I love the TR puzzles.

I still feel like Rise was the best of the series and I was a huge fan of the originals. To me it struck the perfect balance of exploration, platforming, puzzles, and combat. Not saying your opinion is wrong I'm just curious what you think they should have done different. Games do need to evolve somewhat to stay relevant. Would you prefer small linear jumping platform levels like the original?

RavenWolfx68d ago

I would agree Rise for 1 and the reboot as 2. Shadow is a bit high, though.

Sonic188168d ago (Edited 68d ago )

I think Shadow wasn't even develop by crystal dynamics. I thought it was the worse in the new trilogy

Pyrofire9568d ago

That's right. Shadow was developed by Eidos Montreal who who went and made Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy next. (Great game)
Meanwhile after Rise of the Tomb Raider, Crystal Dynamics made Marvels Avengers. (bad game)

MeatyUrologist68d ago

Agrees. First two are correct but Shadow should be around 5-6.

terstomp68d ago

For me, Legend should be alot higher (along with the other two ). Shadow, I enjoyed it, but has too much has fluff, as modern games tend to do. Playing the remastered series, and apart from the controls, is very good.

jznrpg68d ago

I really enjoyed the first 2 games, Legend and the first of the reboots and the rest I didn’t get into so I never finished.

robtion68d ago

Completely subjective list. I really liked Underworld, I preferred Lara's design. That said I loved the horror/uncharted feel of the reboot. I think all the TR games have strengths and weaknesses. None are objectively better in every way.

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