Man Gives Up Sex with Two Women in Order to Play MvC3

A man known only as Woolie has been caught on camera confessing to perhaps the greatest crime of all time -- giving up a free squish-session with two willing participants in order to play Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

This of course leads to the ultimate philosophical question -- would you pass up sex for videogames?

[Kalowest]

Now thats a GAMER.

[Active Reload]

If the girls were ugly and head wasn't a part of the equation then this was an easy decision. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone, tis grown folk conversation after all...

[Kalowest]

"If the girls were ugly and head wasn't a part of the equation then this was an easy decision"

So true lol.

[NewMonday]

like rosie o'donnell and Oprah?

[n4f]

i woulnt pass sex for mvc3. specially mvc3

[n4f]

i would did oprah.
why? in her next she would say: I had the best sex in my life, lady get sex with n4f.
and many lady would knock at my door.
plus ill make her pregnant so tHat she would pay me child support

[Perjoss]

not to call the guy a liar or anything, but there's always the chance that the story isn't true.

[HolyOrangeCows]

Any random bi-sexuals willing to pound a random person, especially "Woolie", are probably loaded with STDs anyway.

No offense, Wollie.

[Dee_91]

LOL!!
its good to see he regret his decisioni know he wants to kill him self
games wouldve been the last thing on my mind

[kancerkid]

This is a great thread.

[pixelsword]

I think it's real; if multiple people die playing games from not eating, crapping; I'm sure someone is out there that would pass up "chowda" for games, even if the girls are beautiful.

[RankFTW]

I think Woolie needs a shower.

[AyeGee]

Why pass sex.. when you can have BOTH? I was having sex while playing White Knight Chronicles.. works for me.

[AGamerOfConsoles]

I fully support his dedication to this game.

I am completely hooked on it myself.

[the_best_player]

Tekken 6 FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[princeofthabay]

more like a LIAR to me.

[seinfan]

He didn't say they offered to have sex with him.

[shooterexpert]

Who would sleep with that guy :/ He looks like a smelly Oscar the grouch.

[SuperStrokey1123]

Disagree, thats a moron... or a liar

[LOGICWINS]

Meh...depends. If the women in question look like ducks...id pick MvC3 as well.

[cochise313]

Yeah, it was probably two fat chicks because if they were hot he would have said screw MvC for now.

*I guess the thumb downers love fat chicks or have a fat grilfriend/wife.

[elbeasto86]

Fat chicks need love too... They just gotta pay.

[Tainted Gene]

.....giddy

[NiKK_419]

fat bitches need love too, craig

All I want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches.

[cochise313]

Nikk_419

That's a classic line lol lol.

[xX TriiCKy Xx]

@Tainted Gene

Its Giggity.

[elbeasto86]

Unless the women in question looked like a cross between a hog and a bear with a scorpion tail and they continuously drooled and had sharp teeth I would choose the sex. But that's just me...

[Pillage05]

really? it would take all of those features combined for you to turn them down? lol. What if it was just hog/bear/scorpion tail/drooling/ no sharp teeth...you'd be all in then huh? :P

[elbeasto86]

@Pillage05 haha I'd think about it. With no sharp teeth you could at least use a paper bag with a smiley face drawn on it and a cut out for the mouth. Then I could just close my eyes and pretend it's Jessica Biel.

And not specifically this combination. Basically if the women look more animal than human I would choose the game. Sex is hard to pass up dude.

[Focker420]

Ducks you say...

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[El_Colombiano]

Oh God...

[ABizzel1]

LMAO Bubbles

[DXM1]

BUBBLES FOR THIS MAN!

[oguzsasi]

I pick gaming and my hands :D

[Kalowest]

Lmao

[Active Reload]

Keep it up and you'll no longer be One-eyed willie, but No-eyed Willie...ha...weak sauce, I know..

[Prototype]

Amen :D

[Dart89]

Hell i would have got some then gone for the game.If he had it pre ordered he wouldn't have had to worry about getting a copy.

Edit:Why didn't he just get a friend to get it for him??

[Balt]

My god those guys are goobers. WOW! And that story was absolutely made up. It sounded like the punchline to a really bad joke that's being miss told.

Camera guy: "Forever EVER!"

Oh, my god he sounds like he's been punched in the nutz. And who admits that? In the midst of his absurd situation that was clearly plucked from the Red Shoe Diaries, "Oh, nose! I gotta run and pick up my video game!". Who does that?

I'm willing to bet the last time "Woolie" here hit any skin was with his fist.

Get the **** out of here, Woolie.

[NYC_Gamer]

the game could have been brought later

[Kon]

this

[ASSASSYN 36o]

Brought where?

[SteamPunkKid]

yeah... i'm calling BS

[theonlylolking]

Hey, he is dedicated.

[the_hitman3000]

hes stupid i don't care if they were ugly i would just close my eyes lol

[Dart89]

Or just put a bag over them as so.

[the_hitman3000]

lol i love that movie

[MexicanAppleThief]

Why not just have both together?

[Kon]

and this.

[wildcat]

It all depends whether or not it involved the exchange of money. I'd much sooner exchange my greenbacks for a videogame than for an hour's romp.

[Bounkass]

The fact that he knows what a bi-sexual woman is, tells me he doesn't give it up all the time...

[THC CELL]

well i get blow jobs and a reverse cowgirl whiles gaming dont mess with someone who can multitask

on a side note Geo hotz finally had sex and here is the proof http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[TheOneWhoPwnsYou]

Dude, thats Scooter from The Tester... Get it right.

[Koromaro]

It's MARVEL BAYBEE

[Burning_Finger]

Blow-up dolls doesn't count. :)

[ASSASSYN 36o]

Surely this is true, it is on the Internet.

J/k

[maniac76]

lol.he could always go back and see if they are still available,maybe they didnt get a john yet lol

[Der_Kommandant]

He looks like the guys from Battlefield Earth

http://cf1.themoviedb.org/b...

[Frulond]

ROFL!

[CaptainMarvelQ8]

and this serves as news?

[elbeasto86]

I'm callin' BS but if this story pans out then he's a moron. And who says you can't have both? Just have sex, wait until they pass out then play the game.

[cruncher_20]

I recognize this place...

It's a videogame store (GAMEZONE) in Montreal, Qc, Canada !!! (Verdun to be more precise)...

[RurouniKaze]

you suuure ?

[cruncher_20]

100%

[Jazz4108]

So he just has sex with men in the mean time. That's what I get from reading this childish crap.

[TheOneWhoPwnsYou]

What I'd do..
Take them with me to give me a blowjob on the way there...
Then tell them to wait and kiss eachother until I came back...
Then proceed to have sex and MVC3.
Problem, Woolie?

[EVO-OM3GA]

Now he is a good role model, why get an STD when you can be kicking ass instead!

[SerraOfDreams]

Sex is overated anyway, women think they can control men just because they have a vag.
This guy is a bro, you should all follow his example.

[PirosThe4th]

rofl...
who would pass on sex for MvC3 when its even worse than MvC2... xD

[sasukeftw]

Pu55y over controller always!even if its a game as good as infamous imo.

[negroguy]

260 degrees and rising just posted 18 min ago haha

[OhReginald]

getting a possible std from 2 random bisexual women....or getting a copy of MvC3...hmmmm

[CaptainGreece]

Use a condom and don't get head problem solved. You fucked two women didn't get a std and had a more enjoyable experience then playing Marvel vs Capcom 3 :)

[HungryGoku]

Bubble

[ASSASSYN 36o]

Lol you young kids believe condoms protect you from all stds. Crabs don't care about condoms. Herpes can be transferred orally minus oral sex.

[NickN4G]

I can get sex from my long term girlfriend whenever I want. Sex is only a big deal when you can't get it.

[ASSASSYN 36o]

Nothing beats old coochie like 2x new coochie.

[acemonkey]

His not getting anything in. If this is a true story we wanna see these TWO HOT Bi Girls. I bet them girls was Tuck Backs.

[Visari]

Look at him. He wasn't going to have sex with two women but he thought he would because he was high.

[Mista T]

the game was never gonna leave the store (if he pre ordered, or he could have just gone to a different store)

he should of just gotten it the next day

[PhinneousD]

its bc hes gay

[NLGSean]

That dude just made two transsexuals very unhappy because of a game...

[Inzo]

Gay!

[Black102WingS]

As a gamer, wise choice my friend, in reality, WTF IS UP WITH U MAN???? Gotta love life =)

[kingrev]

you know what ?
he might be telling the truth but i could bet the reason was he didnt have the balls to do it...

[joeyisback]

lol if the women was hot hes an idiot and @ the duck face video lol

[bwazy]

I could post a video stating the exact same thing. Does it make it true? No. Does it make it false? Nope.

Point being, will never know.

[Lets-Game]

so this one time i.... seriously this is news now? n4g retardation never stops.

[wildcat]

Yet you are here... commenting.

[creamsoda]

they were probably prositutes feeling sorry for him because he was by himself on valentines day.

[SKUD]

Those two girls dodge one hell of a bullet.

[DFresh]

Better solution:

Buys MVC3, takes the girls home with him, and they give him head while he plays MVC3 story mode.

It's a win-win situation.

:D

[Daves]

Cool dude, when you gotta game, you gotta game.

[Run_bare]

I love my gaming, but that's a definite NO for me. Sex come first.

[SuperbVillain]

I joke about ditching sex for video games a lot...but never imagined someone actually do that...

[snipes101]

Well whether or not he's lying...its the principle. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[Hozi89]

Yeah...I would totally bang those bitches if they were sexy...matter of fact I'd bring them to that game store, grab the game and then take them home....if they were sexy.

[mrsatan]

Man is full of shit, yet enthused to play game.

[PhinneousD]

whose the nerd behind the camera with the MK "toasty!" voice?

[CaitSith]

So I logged in just to comment on this.

Why couldn't he bring the two bi-sexual women with him to get the game? If they were so interested, they could have followed him to that game store.

I call bullocks.

EDIT: Could've been win-win situation if he did bring them.

[gypsygib]

WTF that guy is getting offers for 3-somes and I can find a decent looking girlfriend.

I should just go and light myself on fire....nah, I'll just play some games.

[SpinalRemains138]

Good for him. Stink comes and goes, but a long awaited version of a game is a once in a lifetime experience. he can always go back to getting stank on his hangdown later.

[DanSolo]

Well it just shows how low "Woolie's" sights are aimed...

Personally I'd have gone with the "Livin like a King" Technique.....

Played my game while the 2 bitches gave me head... and then get em to go make me a sandwich when they'd finished!

Although I'd have picked a better game!

[BIGBOSS08]

i would have gave them a taste of my strudel

[RioKing]

Honestly I could have both video games & sex (i've done together at once) and would say if its always available then its overrated. Besides, one of those "women" prolly had AIDS!!!

[AngelicIceDiamond]

Smart Move in someways. They might have STD's or sumthin but I DEFINITELY wouldnt give up free sex for some stupid video game.

[stuntman_mike]

he could always have a memory wank later.

[pcz]

plus, having sex with two women at the same time is just sleazy. saying no would be the decent thing to do.. unless you enjoy having your name spread around town as some sort of hoar/man hoar.

This sort of arrangement could never be decent and would land you in hell for your sins. sex with 2 women simultaneously reserves you a front row ticket on the train straight to hell. ;)

Morally, i think he made the right decision.

safe at home playing video games, or at some tarty girls house (come on, if she is up for a fuck with 2 people, she's a tart).. you could contract numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

[FrigidDARKNESS]

LMAO!!!! I guess playing MVC3 is better than sex.

[deserteaglexix]

I just gave up the opportunity to play a round of MvC 3 to watch a video where the title told me everything I need to know.

[Salta_nelas]

pussy