Top 5 Videogame Sex Scenes

In response to Fox News' claptrap, we take a look at just how unsexy videogame sex is, and have compiled a lovely top 5 list for you. Since it's VGM, we've thrown in some movies too. | VGM.tv

[Warprincess116]

Ewww, i think sex scenes in videogames are weird.

[rob_gamestribe]

We're inclined to agree!

[Krypto]

My wife and I enjoyed the sex scene in Heavy Rain. It turned her on...

[Istanbull]

The sex scene in Fahrenheit was also good.

[ThanatosDMC]

Check Mario and Peach: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[Kon]

Some yes, some no. But the gay scene in DA is the worst. ever.

[King_many_layers]

The worst how ??

[TheLastGuardian]

...says the girl with the twilight avatar.

[BiggCMan]

Heavy Rain is the only game I know of to have ever done it properly. Its just like a sex scene from a movie, its quiet, romantic, and goes along with the story. Its not there to get a rise out of young teens like many other games. Its also not afraid to show more nudity than other games do, because it really is a game ment for mature audiences only, unlike other M rated games. I love Heavy Rain, my personal GOTY for 2010.

[jeeves86]

While I really enjoyed Heavy Rain, I thought the sex scene was pretty...superfluous. I mean it was well played and tastefully done, but there's just one thing standing in the way.

Ethan Mars' son is missing. He's chin-deep in rainwater, kidnapped by a person known to be the Origami Killer. Father of the Year right there, "Lemme just bone this stranger that totally lied to me about her involvement in the storyline while my son slowly drowns." lol

[room414]

@jeeves
The game gives you the choice. If you think it's innapropriate for the story then don't do it. I don't see the problem.

[sjaakiejj]

@Jeeves:

Surprisingly (or perhaps not so much), when humans are stressed, which Ethan definitely was, they resort to having sex.

[JoySticksFTW]

@jeeves

who uses the word... "superfluous"?

Stop being so smart!

on topic:

Heavy Rains and ME's were alright

I couldn't believe HR's went so far though. But it did keep it realistic-ish

[jeeves86]

@ room414 - I totally get the point of choice in the game (obviously, I played through it) but the scene doesn't fit with Ethan Mars' character. It's not a problem, it just doesn't mesh well with how a parent would act if their kid was missing.

Besides, the first time playing the game, you didn't really know which action would do what, and how far the developers would take that scene. You really don't have any way of knowing until it's finished :)

EDIT:

And it's not one of those instances where she'll just leave if you flub too many times or just won't move, or get caught up on something ;)

[dabri5]

With all the prepubescent teens on N4G, I expect this to hit into the 1000 degrees. Funny thing is, it's the top 5 unsexy sex scenes.

[rob_gamestribe]

Sexy sex scenes don't actually exist in videogames yet sadly!

[NateNater]

This will be the top story by the end of the day with over 1000 degrees. Silly N4G.

Edit: catguykyou beat me to it lol

[femshep]

"A recent ‘report’ by Fox News claims video games are responsible for nearly all the rapes in America"

Thank you fox for making false reports and once again proving you do not deserve to be called a news station

[moe84]

Agreed, what I wonder though is what causes rapes before video games? I mean, did rapists suddenly get bored for a decade or two then one day they decide to go "Pong that person"?

[femshep]

or maybe they see everyone as a blue alien that they have to save the Galaxy with.....in which case we can blame Avatar =p

[Flashwave_UK]

it said sex so here i am

[anasurimbor]

I'm gonna have to be blunt... sex scenes in video games are fucking retarded.

[nick_gamestribe]

An excellent summary of the subject, amused me greatly. But I think you should tell us what you /really/ think...

[anasurimbor]

I mean I play video games to burn a few hours jumping on some platforms or killing some virtual enemies with a sword.

I *don't* play video games to be exposed to the efforts of a development team of 40 year men trying to arouse me and take their "deep, mature" sex scene seriously.

Is there honestly one person here that didn't just laugh at the sex scene in Heavy Rain?

[Relientk77]

What is this? the title is so misleading

its top 5 UNSEXY sex scenes

[Julie]

All those are "erotic" scenes , some people have a weird definition for sex...

[Acquiescence]

I prefer sex scenes in da porno's: slightly more realistic!

[BlueRevolvuR]

I gotta give ME's props for being in space.

[VenomProject]

I do believe that I see Madison Paige cleavage.

[SuperStrokey1123]

uh the title doesnt match the articles...

[Hudahudahuda]

The one from ghost of sparta was hilarious. Kratos basically grabs the first 2 women he spots and carries them off like ragdolls and tosses them on the bed. Then 8 more women join in after that until the bed breaks.

[rob_gamestribe]

Sorry if anyone clicked on this after youtube removed the link - the video is now up again on Vimeo. Happy days.

[GMWPS3]

These sex scenes will only improve if:
1) the graphics and physics improve a lot more to get proper movement of muscle and body fat as people move into...umm..'positions' ;
2) they get porn stars to choreograph the sexual motions on green screen.

[zero_cool]

if nobody found the last two bits funny as hell then you people got no real sense of humor & need to start watching all the top comedy flicks with outrageous sex scenes in them past & present asap!