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Master Chief Sucks at Halo 2 (funny video)

Ladies and gentlemen, Master Chief is back. This time he's in for a double whammy, learning that The Arbiter taped over his movies with episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond, and finding out that the Halo 3 beta has expired. Poor Master Chief.

He tries to soothe the pain with some Halo 2 action, and also serves up today's video in the process. It's not quite as good as the original (not enough Master Chief laughing lolololololololololz), but it'll kill some time between now and the release of the retail version, which looms ever closer.

Warning, video language is not remotely safe for work, small children, or people operating heavy machinery.

theonlyfro986106d ago (Edited 6106d ago )

"i shall drown myself in the toilet and no one can stop meh..." classic lol

Sashy6106d ago

That was good one the best was "omg double kill with the sword i bet no 1s dun this b4 i have sutch an erection rite now omg" Hahah xD

Devilbringer6105d ago

microsoft sam voice lol xD, but not really news is it?

JasonPC360PS3Wii6105d ago

Is it me? but when this guys doesn't get what he wants (like the sword) he team kills to get it. What a f**king d!ck (baby)

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The Best Four-Player Original Xbox Games

Remember the days of four-player couch co-op? The Wealth of Geeks team certainly does. This list brings us back to the golden years of the original Xbox with the best four-player games that were available.

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The Most Iconic Game Weapons Ever

BLG writes, "There are many fantastic and iconic weapons in game history, but some are significantly more memorable than others. When we think of iconic game weapons, these are the top 20 that come to mind."

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phoenixwing91d ago

You forgot one and it's a doozy. The weapon is kindness in undertale. :) defeats countless enemies.

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Ranking Every Halo Game From Worst To Best

Not every Halo game has been a banger, but the franchise still has a raft of the greatest games of all time.

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HellspawnPR1981119d ago

Infinite is a dumpster fire and as much as I like ODST, in no universe it ranks above Halo 2. This list is trash.

Kaii119d ago

Just exclude Infinite>5>4

ChasterMies119d ago

Best to worst: Halo 3, Halo 2, Halo Reach, Halo CE, Halo 4, Halo ODST, Halo Infinite, Halo 5.