Five Things That Are Uttered During a Modern Warfare 2 Session Without Fail

DualShockers writes, "For almost 9 months I have been actively playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and not because I think it is an amazing game, but because the social interaction it offers is just so darn fun. Many of my hardcore and casual gaming friends play Modern Warfare 2, and playing with friends on a game, no matter how crappy, offers some good times. So now that you know my brief history and why I still play Modern Warfare 2, I would like to share with you some of the stuff that happens every single night without fail. I have condensed this to a list of five things that is said/yelled/screamed every single Modern Warfare 2 session that have lasted over an hour. Please note, this is my experience on Xbox LIVE. I’m not sure how things are on the PSN side of things, but rumors are swirling that Modern Warfare 2 players on PSN don’t even talk. =P..."

[Chadness]

One of them should be: "Why am I still playing this god-awful game?!" ;)

[Hitman0769]

Actually I think it is if you listen closely you can hear the sound of boredom in everyone's voice, its more of a passive thing really.

[Army_of_Darkness]

"WTF man!?! I shot him first!!"

[Trebius]

The word you hear the most is "faggot".

On PSN, the words you hear the most are, "Anyone got a mic?"

[-MD-]

"On PSN, the words you hear the most are, "Anyone got a mic?"

I laughed.

[2Spock]

Yeah the PSN online community is pretty disconnected if you ask me, as compared to xboxlive that's for sure. And even when people have a mic on PSN it sounds like crap and kinda robotic.

[DarkSpawnClone]

lmao yeah thats true "anyone gotta mic ? " but i don't like to go on my mic on COD , maybe on BFBC2 where it can actually be useful to some degree imo ..but yeah Cod is really boring after the first 2 or 3 rounds.

[BloodyNapkin]

Yeah usually campers get bored with COD fairly quick. Not surprising, considering the only way people that suck at the game to feel significant is to camp. Try this next time run around with throwing knife's and only melee knifing people or run around with riot shield and C4.

[iHEARTboobs]

It's not perfect, but it's not awful. I still enjoy playing it.

[princejb134]

is cause theres nothing else out there right now
thats why i play it

[D4RkNIKON]

I went back to playing Killzone 2 and it made me realize how bad MW2 really is.

[TooTall19]

Yeah I'm still playing Killzone 2, but recently Starcraft 2 has taken up all my game time.

[Gawdl3y]

BFBC2 is pretty beast if you ask me.

[2Spock]

Ohhh so you are one of the 10 people that play it each day. Its funny cause there is more people that COd4 online than Killzone 2. Doesn't matter which you think is better, its the overall vote that counts.

[DarkSpawnClone]

i have to say i agree with Gawdl3y is really fun the different modes are fun, conquest is awesome! lol

[GWAVE]

A typical dualshockers article:

"I’m not sure how things are on the PSN side of things, but rumors are swirling that Modern Warfare 2 players on PSN don’t even talk. =P"

Professional gaming journalism at its finest.

Oh, and the fact that not everyone on PSN talks is WHY I play PSN. =P

[DarkTower805]

He is right though, nobody on PSN talks much. The only time I use my mic is when I party up with friends, or on the rare occasion that there is a mature person on my team that's using a mic. Too many immature kids that I don't care to hear.

[Ninferno]

it was a play off my last editorial and how psn people dont talk.

[insomnium]

"
Oh, and the fact that not everyone on PSN talks is WHY I play PSN."

QFT! Me too.

[BloodyNapkin]

Thats why PSN sucks, the lack of a community, be it kids or whatever. But i can talk and mute to anyone that i want. I am a outgoing person and i like to talk with people and have a good time. I have met some really great people on xboxlive.

@GWAVE and the rest above me, you probably are the same person that goes out to a bar and just sits and don't mingle or have a good time. Different strokes for different folks. And it doesn't really matter if they have a mic or not it sounds like utter sh1t when people do talk.

[MRMagoo123]

does it sound like shit cos i use my ps3 blutooth headset and i hear everything just fine the only time it sounds bad is when i dont use my headset and i hear the ppl with one thru the speakers, IMO i dont want to have every person online with a mic some alot of ppl are either just plain rude or retarded or too young for the game in the first place but the ppl i play with all have headsets we all talk and make strategys while playing so i dont see the problem some ppl are complaining about its a damn lot better than live where every dick head has a mic and all you hear is swearing and egotistical douchebags thinking there something special because there good at an arcade easy to play shooter.

[MrAwesome]

Bull$hit! that is heard every single match and my favorite one is WOW! (at disbelief of what just happened) usually said by little kids. XD every time.

[xAlmostPro]

@trebius your still trying to use a fanboy diss from the ps3s first couple of years.. now if you join a game its usually full of headsets/mics, maybe you'll see they aren't being used but thats probably because your muted :)

and i_haz_cheezeburger stop trying to hide that your a 360 fanboy, if you had a ps3 you would know what io say is infact true..

[BloodyNapkin]

Dood you are so full of sh1t it isn't even funny. And it shows a mic icon if you have a mic turned on, muted or not. I just played 7 games of MW2 and seen 1 person with a mic, excluded myself. And i tried to talk to them but they didn't want to say anything. If you want me to, i will personally record me joining lobbys and backing out in one steady stream to prove you wrong, and we can see how many mics there is. On average might run into 1 every 4 games, sometimes you will hit one with 4 or so.

[MRMagoo123]

i have a feeling ppl just dont want to talk to you maybe you arent as exciting as you feel you are, i can go into a match and find at least 3 or 4 ppl with a headset.

[detroit2cali]

@bloodynapkin try going into a team based game mode like domination, if you play ffa all day then of course people wont turn on their mics.

[dizzleK]

how many new titles have i ignored because i just can't get over this game?

[Max Power]

Two?

[ShadyDevil]

One thing I always utter is .. OH WTF! or... THATS BULLS**T! Then thats when the tears come.

[kr9091]

Haha those are probably the most used words when playing MW2. My dad can't use the BT headset because he would start some shit pretty quick lol.

[thevokillist]

I am so with you here! I spend many nights crying myself to sleep because of this game. It's sad.

[RIPSKATEDESTROY]

i took a 3week brake from the game and got back into it last night. for a couple of hours its still fun

[claterz]

True I also went back to playing Mw2 after quite a long break and it's pretty fun for the first day or so, then you just start to realize why you stopped playing it before lol.

[thevokillist]

Amen. I couldn't agree more. It's making my head hurt.

[dachiefsman]

get rid of the tubes and this game would be fun.

[Ninferno]

i hear all of these, all the time

[Terarmzar]

When i did play this game, my most common words were " Freaking Faggot"
but i stopped so no more high blood pressure.

[kr9091]

Lol I scream this ALL THE TIME when I'm playing MW2! However, I don't have anything against gay people, F@cking Faggot just has a nice ring to it :) lol

[ECM0NEY]

Please watch south park:

http://www.southparkstudios...

The meaning of the word f@ggot now refers to Harley Riders that like to ruin our nice time.

You are no longer offending gay people.

[booni3]

i have never heard any of these things because i have never played modern warfare, and everyday i learn something else that makes me proud to say that,.

[BattleAxe]

you're an N4G Sheep.

[BISHOP-BRASIL]

I wouldn't be so quick to judge...

The Auto Aim and Perk fest move many away from COD games, are all of 'em Sheep?

At least in my SOCOM clan most don't tolarate it, the complains are always the same: too easy, noob fest, you kill 3 guys for an streak and you keep the streak going without barely shoot again, too much of the machine doing it for you... I don't appreciate it too, nothing to do with MW2 being worse than COD4 or Activision posture, I simply see how much I dislike COD after forcing myself to play COD4 for 3 months just for friendship, and I really can't stand it, so much I don't even know what MW2 looks like, I didn't care too, even skip the ads for it.

It's not about following others at N4G, MW2, just as any COD, have some elements that really annoy the hell of many of us. Some could argue that those who don't like it should simply let it go, to which I agree, but it's also true that people only started to badtalk it so much after many gamers and media try to force down our throat that COD4/MW2 is the best shooter ever around.

Now, if you are calling him sheep out of the pride part... Forget what I said... booni3 sounded just as pathetic to me.

[DarkSpawnClone]

the perks and kill streaks really make it a horrible game to play ,now what i do like about cod is the custom class's ..that is all.i have every cod game that came out for a console.i am so sick of it i don't even want to look at another cod game.

[evilmonkey501]

then why the FU%k are you in this article, reading and posting?

[Focker-420]

He forgot one...

LAG!!!!

[spunnups]

%%#@ This Lag!!!!....the one I scream every other 5 mins

[ZombieNinjaPanda]

Take everything that is in this article, and add at least one curse to the sentence. Then you'll have a correct article for Mw2.

[AstroZombie1]

I prefer MW1 I'm way more relaxed playing it.

[redDevil87]

"Fucking Commando bullshit!"

[adlt]

Along with Fucking Tubers, and "Really?"

[CobraKai]

I prefer to play all multiplayer games with everyone muted.

[4pocalyps3]

"Awwww what the FUCK?!" or "For FUCKS sake!" or "Sunuvabitch!"

I'm starting to see where my high blood pressure comes from.....that damn cat from next door!

[ian72]

I say the exact same:-"Awwww what the FUCK?!" or "For FUCKS sake!" or "Sunuvabitch!"
Not just this game though, its most games when I get killed or something goes wrong.

[jdktech2010]

This game can be frustrating but it can be fun. I had a K/D ratio of .75 and just had a great night and raised that to .81 (I've played 14 hours so it takes a while to move ratios up and down).

It's fun but it obviously has some problems. I've noticed it's more fun when I realize I'm gonna die 2-3 times from bull****.......if you take those away, my k/d is closer to 1 and I feel better about the game.

[Demonsdown]

Never understood why so many people are so rabid over these games I mean they are adequate shooters but they are not really anything special.

[That_Genius]

It is because it is so noob friendly. Anyone can get kills in this game since the mechanics are so messed up.

[ATi_Elite]

1. Aw man That's bulls***

2. F***ing LAg I shot him first

3. Mom can you buy me Battlefield Bad Company 2

4. God D** Noobtube Faggot / what the? F&*k that spawn killing bulls%^& ass chopper gunner

5. I hate this game i'm going back to Halo

[evilmonkey501]

"God D** Noobtube Faggot / what the? F&*k that spawn killing bulls%^& ass chopper gunner"

yup. Verbatim.

[writersblock]

Laaaaaaaaag

[user1337]

"damn it, how the hell can he kill me from there?!"

"I hit him in the face with an entire clip and he didnt die!"

"Damn you, using last man standing!"

[Wizziokid]

my top 5 list:

1: This game is f***ing s**t!!!!
2] F***ing noob-tubers!!!!!
3] oh wow noob-tuber, such skill
4] Want to go play Bad Company 2?
5] I love it when the character turns super-human with the knife

[xAlmostPro]

haha on PSN its usually "f#*king camper" "f#*king noobtuber" that sort of stuff

from my 360 experience its the same as the above but also such things as "go f#*k your mom" "i f#*cked your mom you f#*cking suck!" "i'll come to your house & f#*cking kill you" ha

[Knightofelemia]

They forgot the racial slurrs

[RagTagBnd445]

On the pc version people actually stays silent, which is wonderful. Even though the chat is spammed with "noob" and "noob tuber".

[4lc4pon3]

I here every game session Multiple times the 'N' word

[tigerstyle]

Massive faggot
Douche
noob
Noob tuber
The n word
F face
U hacker
Go f ur mum
Wtf was that shiet
Fkin lagg
blow me
Un fking real
Unbelievable
no fking way
Bullshiet
D!ck slinger
oh wow
f that shiet
f u!
This game is garbage
Fag
Tit face
Massive cunt
lol wut
Etc...

N sorry if I offended anyone. Didn't mean to.

[BlueEye]

There are so few people who have a mic on PSN, if they do its just static unless they speak really loudly and clear.

[xino]

all list only happens on xbox live

[Alos88]

"You ****ing suck you guys, I swear to God, why are the other team always the ones who aren't being gay?"
Something to that extent I hear in about one in five matches.

[Neko_Mega]

Last times I played MW2 I mute people because I don't need to hear people crying about how everyone sucks, their dog or baby crying in the background, someone on the phone while the mic is one and more.

If the person isn't doing that, well then I don't mute them and I had a 8-year-old kid say the F word because I kill him. I just laugh because after he die he left the game.

Kind of shock I haven't got any messages about how much that kill was bs, same go's for MAG to (About no bs messages).

[Bedrockk]

great topic to hit upon .... as evidenced by the number of viewer and comments, its clearly a topic we all have instant opinions about (and tons of experience w/, probably)