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Why Starcraft II would be better on 360

This week saw the release of Starcraft II : Wings of Liberty on the PC. At the moment it appears to be getting positive buzz, but we’re convinced that it could be even better on 360. Here’s why:

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Urmomlol5030d ago

This has to be one of the worst article I've ever read in my life.

Better controls? Are you effing kidding me? Pros play this game at like 500 APM --what the hell do you think console players are going to be able to do with their control pad?

Better visuals? Oh, alright. The xbox 360's outdated hardware is going to out perform the PC's progressively improving graphics cards and processors.

Better online? The whole entire idea of battle.net is to create an online community that interconnects Warcraft and StarCraft. The matchmaking is perfect, the support for custom maps is flawless. Do you think for even a second that Xbox Live would support this?

Jesus. If I could report this article for being abysmally awful I would.

callahan095030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

It's. A. Joke.

Hahahaha. I thought this article was hilarious. It's clearly sarcasm/satire.

"Jerome B Braithwatewatewate at the London Institute for Enhanced Synthetics (L.I.E.S) maintained in his widely acknowledged white paper “Why people on the internet won’t read any of this and go straight to the comments (1986)”: “When we move our entire arms, our brain has a reaction called ‘HyperTensiveInternet-basedCry babying’. When we move an analogue stick with just our thumbs, endorphins are released to the brain, classified as Instinctive Reactionary Superiority Complexes"

Hahaha. Hysterical!

-Alpha5030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

Very few read articles around here, but thanks for pointing it out.

@urmom

If it's a joke (and as callahan pointed out, it is) then there is no reason to deconstruct the article.

It's hard to detect sarcasm but I hope you can see how it wasn't meant to be taken seriously

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Double Toasted5030d ago

As a 360 user, why would I give a flip about Star Craft? That's right, I don't. If I did, like many others, I would go buy it. Furthest thing from my mind after this sentence. As you were...

FarEastOrient5029d ago

The writer of the article needs to watch the Korean Starcraft Tournaments! Using Xbox Live and over regular internet with battle.net is never going to happen.

Plus Microsoft isn't going to be able to charge for the use of battle.net over their system.

Beating a mouse and keyboard yeah right!

CrimsonFox135029d ago

Don't know why people are disagreeing with you. One of the creators of Move stated a couple of times that he's played the original Starcraft with the Move controller (the team modded it to see if RTS could be done with it) and he said he could do it very well.

If not that, then you could use the mouse and keyboard support the PS3 has. Though I think only UT3 supports it at the moment...

Conloles5029d ago (Edited 5029d ago )

Ahahahahahahahahahaha I closed the link when I read the 'better controls'.

SonyPS3605029d ago

It's so true, as the very first post proved, and as many below this one will also.

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Urmomlol5030d ago

It's only a joke if it's funny. It's not. It's clear flame bait and the writer, editor and entire staff of this god awful web site should be embarrassed that someone actually thought this was a good idea.

You're not clever and you're not funny.

-Alpha5030d ago

You originally didn't realize it was a joke did you? And now you are overreacting. If it wasn't funny to you then move on, no need to be so rude. You took the article way too seriously (looking at your first comment), and it's not.

evrfighter5030d ago

These guys are nobodies. Make a name for yourself then try your hand. This is a news site not a satirical humor site. The only guy that can get away with it is Jim sterling. He's been in the business since these guys were in diapers.

Jackobinen5030d ago

I actually thought it was kinda funny. I mean, not hilarious but worth a few chuckles here and there.
If you actually read the whole thing and not just the headings it's obvious that it's a joke.

SonyPS3605029d ago

Cry some more. Everything you people on N4G don't like is "Flame Bait".

Denethor_II5029d ago

The fact you read through the whole article, and then proceeded to de-construct it. Its okay, its not your fault.

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callahan095030d ago

How is it flame-bait? Everything written is so obviously written in sarcasm with made-up words, made-up "facts", made-up names, not one bit of it is intended to be taken seriously. The only bit of flame-baiting I can see come from it is that if people don't read the article but instead the headline and headings, they would think this is a serious argument. That's the whole point. That's what's REALLY going on here. It's a jab at ignoramus internet dwellers who don't even read the article before complaining about it. If you read the article, there's nothing to complain about. It's just a joke. But it's also an experiment to trap people into making a point when they don't know what they're talking about. Like people who say it's poorly written and researched when they didn't even read the damn thing.

Urmomlol5030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

Oh, so you're not merely stupid, you're also pretentious as hell.

No one gives a flying crap about your stupid publication. We go to N4G to read the news and be entertained, not to be subject to your half-assed social experiments.

Seriously, who the hell do you guys think you are? You're no one special, certainly not anyone who's fit to cast judgment on your GODDAMN READERS of all people. Is that what you guys do? Write BS articles in a pathetic attempt to critique the very people who get you guys paid?

Pedobear Rocks5030d ago

Bad Joystick..it shouldn't be on N4G.

Unicron5029d ago (Edited 5029d ago )

But top 10 lists, flamebait articles, versus articles, and editorials about how X system/game suck/are doomed ARE news to you Urmom?? Howabout people like HHG who use their friends to get the worst tripe admitted instantly?

Face it, N4G's submissions are a joke, and NEWS around here disappeared long, long ago. Yelling at one guy for it is silly when the whole site is a cesspool of pisspoor journalism.

I give this guy credit for making something funny.

distorted_reality5029d ago

Urmomlol has got to be one of the stupidest people i've encountered on N4G. And that's REALLY saying something.

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Darkstorn5030d ago

Starcraft 2 is a PC game. It could technically come to PS3 if they required mouse and keyboard support.

ultramoot5030d ago

Maybe. But the more important fact is that it's NOT gonna. Do keep dreaming if you wish...

ico925030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

1. gamepad's have and always will suck for RTS, End of story.

Matthew945030d ago

you are the biggest retard on the planet nay the entire universe

8thnightvolley5029d ago (Edited 5029d ago )

he cant be serious....is he
?

SonyPS3605029d ago

No.

This is why you read the article before you bolt for the comments section.

Nihilism5029d ago

Dude lighen up, I thought it was hilarious. I usually don't bother to read articles with headlines like this either, but after the heads up about it being a joke I couldn't stop laughing when I read it.

We need more comedy on N4G, the internet is serious business.

sid4gamerfreak5029d ago (Edited 5029d ago )

"Why Starcraft II would be better on 360"

LMAO the article was hilarious

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Newtype5030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

"1. Better Controls.
2. Avatar Integration
3. Better Graphics.
4. Better Online."

It's like the person who wrote this has either:
-Never played a PC
-Has only a console and new to gaming
-Never played SC.
-Doesn't know that BNet is FREE (Why the hell would I pay to play on BNet if it's not WoW?

Something needs to be done about these pointless and brainless articles.

Edit: @disagree No I am NOT approving this article, why should I approve this rubbish? This is poorly researched and written.

callahan095030d ago

"poorly researched and written."

Funny how you can come to such a conclusion without actually reading the article. If you had read it, you'd have noticed the *extremely thick* sarcasm. The whole thing was a joke! Intentionally funny!

Newtype5030d ago

I just read that part, not at all funny. A waste of 10 secs.

SuperStrokey11235030d ago

Its only a waste cause you didnt read it all.

You are calling something pure researched when you are the one that is 100% off base... just silly.

Silly gameAr5030d ago

lol people keep saying it's a joke article lol point and laugh...lol.

Karooo5030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

Battle.Net is pretty cool and all, but let’s get down to it: Live is a better service than any other. The fact that you had to pay for it should tell you something about its quality, because paying for something automatically makes it better than not. Also, it has been proven by that peer-to-peer gaming is better than dedicated servers
lol

2late5030d ago

get this guy on tv. He's hilarious.

SuperStrokey11235030d ago (Edited 5030d ago )

Its so funny how few of you actually read it. ITS A JOKE. Here are some qoutes.

London Institute for Enhanced Synthetics (L.I.E.S) maintained in his widely acknowledged white paper “Why people on the internet won’t read any of this and go straight to the comments (1986)”

"Imagine an army of Protosstates attacking, all the while armed with novelty lightsabers and Dont B Nervous Talking 2 Girls Backpacks! Or a Zerg rush comprised of $400 pieces of digital Barbie clothing?! "

"The 360 could make Starcraft even better than it already looks: with a 526Mb of RAM (remember, 526 is at least four times the size of the number 8, which is the recommended RAM for StarCraft PC). Imagine it: at 15 FPS and 640p, StarCraft could really fly."

"National Office of Totally Astounding Factually Accurate Computer Teachings (NOTAFACT) has even cleared this, and ex-Nintendo of America boss Julius H Poppycock even went on record as saying: “Don’t you think it’s suspicious that I would even be commenting on a PC game supposedly appearing on an rival’s console? Hmm?”

Then again is should have known better.

LOL at the disagrees, those are real qoutes and its really a joke. People here make me laugh so much at how blind they are.

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$15 horse for WoW made more money than StarCraft 2: Wings of Liberty

Jason Hall, currently an indie developer and former Blizzard employee, has been sharing some really interesting stories from his long career in the industry for a while now. Some of them are truly insightful, while others may seem depressing.

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Sciurus_vulgaris172d ago

I’m a little shocked that StarCraft 2: Wings of Liberty sold only around 6 million copies. The original StarCraft did over 11 million. Maybe Blizzard was too leisurely in releasing StarCraft 2? Starcraft 2 came out 12 years after it’s predecessor.

Plague-Doctor27171d ago (Edited 171d ago )

Im surprised too. Starcraft was still a huge name in 2010. It was kinda the only new RTS around and other genres like MOBAs hadn't really kicked off yet. I do remember at the time sentiment around the game was
pretty angry the game was being split into 3 but I doubt that would have impacted sales to that degree

Sciurus_vulgaris171d ago

For a long time I believed StarCraft II sold on par or better than its predecessor. There was so much hype for the game. Plus it had a pretty strong E-Sports scene for a few years.

Myself and half a dozen friends all bought StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty and played it religiously for a full year. While I bought the expansions, most of my friends did not. RPGs seem to be a generally low selling genre.

Nerdmaster171d ago

I'm not shocked at all. This was an early example of Blizzard being greedy. Instead of releasing a complete experience, splitting Starcraft 2 in 3 parts so it could make us purchase it 3 times if we wanted to know the whole story and play story mode with the other races.

Sciurus_vulgaris171d ago

I originally had that stance. However, Wings of Liberty, was just as long, if not longer than StarCraft 1. The expansions were of decent length too and added a good amount of additional content.

il-JumperMT172d ago

and people wonder why we are having mtx in everything. i blame the people who actual buy them.

Nerdmaster171d ago

It's interesting he used Brazil as an example of the importance of regional pricing. Nowadays many companies on Steam are setting their prices in Brazil as high as, if not more than, their price in USA. I simply refused to buy a few games when I noticed that's the case.

Extermin8or3_171d ago

This right here is the fucking problem.

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20 Best Sci-Fi Games of All Time

The best sci-fi games ever made range from diving into the depths of humanity to finding hope among the stars.

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rlow11153d ago

Don't really agree on Dead Space being number one. But usually come down to preference. Alot of good games on the list. I was hoping to see Aliens vs Predator by Sierra on the list, as it was a great game. Anyways for me the number one is still Halo but Mass Effect was really good up to the infamous ending of the third game.

Rebel_Scum1152d ago

I would put Flashback on my list. Its got such a great tone and background design. The cutscenes were pretty good too.

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Master of Unlocking1151d ago (Edited 1151d ago )

DEAD SPACE 2 as number 1? Really? I've only ever played DEAD SPACE 1 (without finishing it) and, sure enough I liked it a lot, and have been yearning for getting to grips with an hd remastered trilogy for the PS4/XBox One/PS5/XBox Series X/S, but what about Deus Ex Human Revolution & Mankind Divided? Alienation (to quench our thirst for twitching fingers' top-down dual-stick shooters)? Or even Cyberpunk 2077 (once the game has been re-released and all the kinks have been ironed out)?

If not at the #1 spot, it seems to me these games deserved to be on the list somewhere.

But what really strikes me as unfair is, if you're going back to the PS3/XBox 360 era with DS2, how could you forget to mention Killzone 2 & 3? The Resistance games? When it comes to Sci-Fi FPS, it's inadequate not to pay your respects to those stellar franchises! Heck, even the Crysis trilogy should've been there IMHO.

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Starcraft Mass Recall is a Starcraft Remake in Starcraft 2, Version 8.0 available for download

A team of modders is working on a Starcraft Remake in Starcraft 2, and has released a brand new version of it.

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