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Nintendo Wii turns woman into sex addict

The Nintendo Wii has turned a female into a sex-addict after a fall from her Wii Fit board.

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Gandalf5145d ago

Push women off Wii Fit Board = Profit

SnuggleBandit5145d ago

Cool, gonna get my GF wii fit for her birthday

christian hour5145d ago

I suppose I'm the only one here who see's this as a bad thing for the woman. This has serious ramifications on her day to day life that sadly will not be understood by the horny rampant teenagers that flood this site.

Gun_Senshi5145d ago

10 times a day is pretty screwed. How can you even find time for that unless you do nothing in your life, really nothing, not even eat or take a dump.

joydestroy5145d ago

yah eventually she won't feel that stimulation anymore

Blaze9295145d ago

And thus Wii Fit and Wii console sales begin to rise out of nowhere...

SullyDrake5145d ago (Edited 5145d ago )

Lubricate Wii Fit Balance Board, woman slips and falls - Profit + innocence maintained

Megaton5145d ago (Edited 5145d ago )

Read about another case of this a few months back caused by a car crash. If I remember correctly, the woman is fairly miserable because of it. She's always ridiculously horny, and even if she bangs a dozen times a day she's never satisfied.

IdleLeeSiuLung5145d ago (Edited 5145d ago )

... as reported by Nintendo annual report!

MS and Sony is scrambling to make their own sex addict causing device....

BX815145d ago

@Christian hour... Sorry not everyone can be CPT. Save-A-Hoe!

Mo0eY5145d ago (Edited 5145d ago )

I read about a woman who had on average 200 orgasms a day just from walking about. She said it's so uncomfortable around people, and at times, it gets painful. As much as this sounds fun for both parties, just imagine your working at the office and you JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS in a meeting. Everyone would laugh at ya. Hope she gets it worked out.

nbsmatambo5145d ago

how about you find out where this nerve is and precisely hit it instead of trial and error with the balance board

fatstarr5145d ago

a new reason to buy wii fit.
what a scientific breakthrough... thank you nintendo.
lol next thing i see the next ads from sony having this in it.

Army_of_Darkness5145d ago

as much as I love sex, I can't go no more than 4x a day max... so in a way, it might be a bad thing cause if you can't give it to her 10x a day, then I'm pretty sure she'll find other ways/people to accomplish her daily needs....

GodsHand5145d ago

I remember when they were just called nymphos.

beardpapa5145d ago

she probably fell on her pudendal nerve too hard.

Max Power5145d ago

that's great until you can't take it anymore and your women goes looking for another man/men to full fill her. I swear some people just don't think about it.

AEtherbane5145d ago

Must have been Tiger Woods's Wii

Fanb0y5145d ago

Sony should catch on. All the Xbox fanboys are calling the Move a dild0 anyways.

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LoaMcLoa5145d ago

If the wowan's hot, I don't see any problems, do you? >:D

va_bank5145d ago

Because it doesn't list her phone number or even an email address. :(

Kratos Spartan5145d ago

she doesn't need you, as she has the balance board.

;-)

va_bank5145d ago

Who cares what/who she needs, I need her! :)))

BYE5145d ago (Edited 5145d ago )

Finally they found a good use for the Wii ;)

Let's just hope it doesn't happen to Cammy Dunaway. It would give "catering to the hardcore" a new meaning. At least for Reggie :D

Robert Patrick5145d ago

It's only women who play wii, thats too bad shes a sex addict...

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Zelda Replay: Majora's Mask

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Crows9017d ago

Pure unadulterated fun. They don't make them like this anymore...especially not the triple A industry.

FinalFantasyFanatic16d ago

Back when video rental was a thing, I rented out Majoria's Mask, I never finished it though. I did buy the 3DS version before the eshop shutdown, so maybe one day I'll finally play through the whole thing, it's amazing how well these games hold up though. I briefly played Ocarina of Time for a while and it was really fun.

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6 Fun Games Where You Actually Play As The Bad Guy

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Profchaos20d ago

Pretty much all of these games listed are based around a morality system you don't have to be bad and you don't have to be good.

It seems to have left out some real amazing games like red dead redemption 1/2,ass effect and true crime la/ny

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Armored Core VI?

Ok, I'm really missing something here. Just beat chapter 3 earlier this evening, unlocked A-rank Arena fights. I'm not seeing or sensing any branching paths or morality system and I've done every side mission and arena fight available to me up to that fight.

Is something big coming soon to branch the story?

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No mention of Grand Theft Auto? Saints Row (original trilogy), Manhunt? Also The Suffering (depending on the ending you get).

ChasterMies20d ago

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OtterX32d ago

Strange headline, as I thought the star of the show was Super RType. I almost bought RType Dimensions EX this last month and was just thinking, man I wish we had the SNES one somewhere on Switch. That's where I got my start w the series and I was beyond excited to see it drop this week!