Lindsay Lohan And Other Hollywood Celebrities Attend Splinter Cell: Conviction Launch Party

The Splinter Cell: Conviction launch party was HUGE, with many Hollywood celebrities (such as actresses Lindsay Lohan, Adrianna Costa, Aisha Tyler, Jasmine Dustin, Audrina Patridge, Bai Ling, actors Chris Evans, Michael Rosenbaum, Robbie Amell, Patrick Fugit, singer Jessica Sierra, and porn star Mary Carey) attending the event.

[Pedobear Rocks]

crack party? Nice collection of D list people.

Nothing against Xbox or Natal but showing up at a party where everyone is on crank isn't going to help sales.

PBR

[RankFTW]

I can honestly say that I didn't recognise any of those people and were half of those women porn stars?

[lociefer]

lol ya, i bet they think sam fisher is another one of their fans

[Chris399]

http://www2.pictures.zimbio...

Truly an achievement for re-constructive surgeons. Except for the akimbo breasts - she must have had those done in Mexico for cheap.

For reference, Mary Carey before the procedures:

http://robertbonnett.files....

Oh, and lesbianism/ partying/ drug-abuse/ general trashiness isn't treating poor Lindsay too well. A couple more years and a bleach blond dye job and she'll be Courtney Love's lookalike.

[WildArmed]

lol
I remember that she was at the Heavy Rain launch party too. O_O

(or atleast there was an article about it)

[Government Cheese]

This is how wannabe celebrities get in the spotlight.

[iNcRiMiNaTi]

I only recognized lex luthor from smallville and the human torch dude from the fantastic 4 movies. Didn't know their names before and probably wont care to remember them anyway.

[headwing45]

Who are these people?

[LordMarius]

Really none of yall know who Chris Evans is?

[rucky]

All I know is he was the Human torch and I saw him in Sunshine. Guy kinda reminds me of Chris O Donnell.

[LordMarius]

well everyone will know who he is when he stars as Captain America

[Bubbly]

You mean when he ruins the movie as Captain America?

[Adexus]

There's quite a few who I recognised, Chris Evans being one of them, Michael Rosebaum (Lex Luthor from Smallville), Aaron Paul (Jesse from Breaking Bad, he was also in The Last House on the Left), C.S Lee (Masuka from Dexter), David Zayas (Batista from Dexter), Aisha Taylor (Marianne Taylor from 24 season 4), Chris Masterton (Francis from Malcolm in the Middle), Balfour (He was in season 1 and 6 of 24).

They're the only ones who I knew.

[CARRIERHASARRIVED]

I don't get it. Why is the word "celebrity" tied to xbox events now?

[mirroredderorrim]

Because Microsoft probably needs celebrity help to push hardware/software.
Personally I think it's bullsh!t. I don't even like when Sony uses "celebrities".

Keep those f*&ks away from our games.

Would you hit it?
http://www2.pictures.zimbio...

"not even alcohol would make her attractive"

[CARRIERHASARRIVED]

I'd hit it.

With something long and hard too.

A tire iron comes to mind. Call it "repellent".

[CellularDivision]

They use celebrities because Xbox is popular, its 2nd place, after all.

[Nitrowolf2]

sh1t man
wtf is MS/UBI thinking inviting her
She is only making the game look unattractive

[Megaton]

Yeah, that's pretty funny how they're using "celebrities" more often now. Getting them to come and slap some balls with Natal and make some PR vids saying how incredible it was. It's all fake. That's why I don't like the VGAs. None of the celebrities who take part give a flying f*ck about gaming. They're just pretending to be interested for the sake of whoever paid them to be there.

[Darkfiber]

I've only heard of two of those people. Why is everyone considered a "celebrity" these days?

[Chris399]

Conditions ordaining celebrity:

- Give a hand-job/ blow-job/ gay kiss to someone moderately famous (used to be Presidential status and up required, now any C list reality star will do).
- Go to a multitude of parties simply because you are rich. Aka, the socialite.
- Get a reality t.v. show.
- Start a blog.
- Have a famous person's baby (again C list will do).
- Write a scathing book about someone currently deceased.
- Have lots and lots and lots of Plastic surgery (Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka "Cat Lady" - she was also a wealthy lunatic, which certainly helped).
- Write a self-help book.
- Go on Oprah.

And that's just the tip of the ice-berg, really.

[WildArmed]

lmfao
+bubbles Chris

[Mo0eY]

A main component that you forgot Chris:

- Must have been to rehab at least two times

[jlar]

I'd be insulted if Lindsay Lohan showed up to my party. lol
-I wouldn't even brag about that, rather I'd try to hide that.

[Baka-akaB]

i'd make the bouncer refuse them at the entry , but then again i'd probably close shop soon , since it's those type of vapoware people that pass for celebrities now .

[Brewski007]

I wouldnt call that line up of stars classy at all. Way to bring the tone of a good event down. The porn star is just the Cherry on top :P

[Foxgod]

How did she end up there?
Did she follow a trail of white powder?

[kanetheking]

don't u get it she hide in the shadows like sam fisher.but she save coke form the police.

[Nitrowolf2]

If your going to have a launch party for a game and invite celebs at least invite some people actually known (or popular at the moment) or at least invite people who career isn't literally in the dumpster.

No offence SC:C but D list Celebs is not going to make you look good (not saying it doesn't i am saying D list Celebs no one care anymore)

[Emmettcelticfan]

saved a few quid on that lineup

[Demarco156]

wtf with all the pornstars

[CryWolf]

Lindsay Lohan must really need money go to a Hollywood gaming party cause clearly she doesn't play games.

[Obama]

I bet none of them know much about gaming. If you tell them Sam is actually a fish, they would probably believe it.

[Biggest]

And then they'd try to smoke or snort him.

[Brklynty1]

Majority of gamers don't know who the hell these people are, maybe Lohan, but that's it.

Know what else is sad? That when they got their invite guarentee 100% of them said "What the f*ck is a Splinter Cell?" Sad. M$, you are counting on these people to push Natal? 9 years in the gaming industry and I'd thought you'd know better....

[Obama]

yeah everyone know about Lohan since she is a famous slut. The other not so famous slut are there for what exactly?

[xoxideu]

must have ran out of disk space. A Rental at best.

[MGOelite]

party probably lasted longer than the game

[likeaboss302]

Aisha Tyler is still hot!

[rezzah]

Great way to sell a product...Round up a bunch of celebs and for a bit of that "sex sells" with an addition of a porn star.

[LordMarius]

Aside from Chris Evans, what a bunch of D-List attention wh0res
Im surprise they forgot to invite Kathy Griffin

[Anorexorcist]

No one forgot anything.

[Raoh]

expect more and more of this marketing

even at last years e3 they had some celebs they invited to play natal.. making it seem like they came on their own

[-MD-]

So I take it nobody ever watched Malcolm in the Middle?

[di0medes]

How stupid is this? I bet they got paid for it too. Lindsay just needs more attention and money. What a joke.

[MadMan00]

It obvious the ones that don't know who Chris Evans is play WAY to many games and never watch movies, guy is a straight A list guy now, not only that he's gonna be Captain America!

Nerds need to stop hating on people that have more money then you if your gonna talk sh*t then take it somewhere people actually care, like TMZ or gamefaq, thanks.

[madjedi]

Its obvious someone is a little to fond of a certain actor and expects everyone else in the forum/room to remember each and every actor/actress we have seen in a particular movie.

Also who the hell are you to determine if people play too many games and don't watch movies, it's their life not yours.

A nerd calling a bunch of other forum posters, a nerd as if that actually means anything coming from a fellow video game/movie geek.

So why are these people invited and not a bunch of splinter cell fans, i would be amazed if they(celebrities) even played the game at the event.

[YoungKingDoran]

lol lindsay lohan and celebrity in the same sentence

[Michael-Jackson]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha, lame ass Celebs.

[SKUD]

They just showed up for the free booz. Splinter what?.

[Figboy]

those are some f*cked up looking people!

it's kind of funny when you look at old "red carpet" pictures of old celebs like Betty Davis, Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, etc. those folks had style, and class, even if they DID have skeletons in their closet.

the modern day celebrity lacks style, class, and signed their skeletons to a reality show contract.

the film industry back then, while no less debaucherous and sleezy, at least had a lot more dignity than what it does these days.

"celebrity" has a VERY different definition now than it did then. it's a shame really. we've, over the century that film has been around, cultivated a culture that looked up to celebrities as some sort of role model because, back then, many of them were WORTHY of that sort of thing.

unfortunately, the quality of celebrity has diminished GREATLY over the decades, but the "hero worship" has not, so now we have little girls hoping to be celebs Lady Gaga, and trying to emulate their behavior, which is encouraging a very selfish, desensitized, ungrateful and underappreciative society.

not like it wasn't the case for ME growing up, but i have to say, it has most certainly gotten worse over the generations, not better.

[Justin_bristoe]

i guess this means the game is better now sense lohan showed up at the lauch party!!....sike!!!

[John HX]

The business is slipping into uncomfortable territory.
The mere existance of events such as this along with the recent trend to make games more stupid and casual might very well signal the beginning of the end as far as decent gaming is concerned, and that makes me sad...