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God of War 3 causes REAL ApocalyPS3

ResumePlay: Tomorrow, the world will change as we know it. Millions of gamers will buy God of War 3, in hopes of getting the ultimate action experience. And they will get it: just not the way they expected.

There is growing evidence that suggests Sony's system-seller is triggering the REAL ApocalyPS3. At first, the rumors of cannibalism and excessive moaning were dismissed as minor outbreaks of swine flu. But there is no hiding it now, the situation is critical.

Hit the jump for the full scoop on how the year's biggest action game may be its last. It's ResumePlay's newest Bull$hit Article of the Week!

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mau645177d ago

This is a funny article... Can't wait to see what happens

thorstein5177d ago

the Bullshit article of the week. Not even the title on this article is right. This should not be approved.

SKGamer5177d ago

Bull$hit Article of the Week is the name of the column. The name of the specific article is what is shown above.

So no, its not wrong. I know because its my column, my article, and I posted it here.

Dukeoffl5177d ago

if anything's going to cause the apocalyPS3, it's GOD3

Ziriux5177d ago

Aint that the truth, I love how epic GoW III was made, it's simply stunning, the big god fights are amazing and ripping off Helios head was the most amazing thing I can remember in a long time.

Fishy Fingers5177d ago

Haha, that's one bizarre ass article, but funny none the less.

SKGamer5177d ago

Thanks man, that's what I was going for.

If you liked this one, check out my 1st BS article on ResumePlay, its called Fanboys Wanted. I pretty much mock/satirize all the ridiculous things gaming fanboys know and argue about (like how many disks FFXII has).

RememberThe3575177d ago

Dropping disagrees for no reason.

Anyway, that fist article was pretty damn funny. I like these, keep them coming.

SKGamer5177d ago

Yeah I don't really get that. It's not like I said anything controversial, I don't know what they're disagreeing with. The fact that I poke fun at fanboys? Everyone's a little bit fanboy.

I've already started working on next weeks. It's going to be huge, I break the news on Miyamoto's new project. Suffice it to say, he might not be redeeming himself after Wii Music.

Ziriux5177d ago

Nothing wrong with that, just like any console owner, we all get a bit mad when our systems give us problems.

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Two Decades Later, the Original Splinter Cell is Still a Masterpiece

They don't make games like this anymore.

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vgvill2d ago

Too dated in my book. The AI is way too unpredictable to be acceptable today. It's definitely a game of its time.

Jingsing2d ago (Edited 2d ago )

Agreed with those sentiments. The quality of the CPU controlled characters make or break a stealth game and they are pretty poor in all the Splinter Cell games by today's standard. This is what led me to playing Spies vs Mercs all the time in later games just to get a better stealth experience from a real person. Arguably Sony are making better stealth games albeit not Tom Clancy stuff.

TheProfessional1d 19h ago (Edited 1d 19h ago )

You should stick with fortnite or one of the countless bloodborne style games then. What a joke.

rlow11d 20h ago

I had a good time with the game. It is a product of its time. But when it came out it was a must have game for a lot of people. I wish Ubisoft would make another game in the series or at least a reboot.

vgvill1d 18h ago

They are making a remake, I think. I loved the original game when it was released, but I tried to play it again in recent years and just couldn't get on with it. The same with the older Hitman games.

PrecursorOrb1d 18h ago

Yeah chaos theory still holds up though I gotta say. If you’re a fan of the series I highly suggest you go back to that one. Ubi has said they are remaking sc for “modern audiences”. I don’t have a lot of faith for the future of that company

Chocoburger1d 11h ago (Edited 1d 11h ago )

Due to the lack of modern stealth games, and me constantly playing the MGS series, I've been looking for alternative stealth games to play, and went back and re-played the SC series recently. I wouldn't call SC1 or SC:PT masterpieces, there are AI issues, they're very much trial-and-error games, and that can lead to a lot of frustration. I also found the stories in this series to be boring, uninteresting, and just sloppily told. Cinematics are also of poor quality for both in-game scenes and CG cut-scenes, the soundtrack didn't leave any impression on me either.

Chaos Theory is better, but there was still a lot of room for improvement, and Double Agent (old gen ver.) was a sloppy mess that ended up a regression from CT. But still, at least they tried back then, these days Ubi-junk doesn't even try to make good games!

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A Matter Of Trust: What The Game Industry Should Do To Win Gamers Back

Skewed and Reviewed have written an Opinion Piece covering issues in the gaming industry, how current issues were issues years ago, and what can be done to help restore consumer trust.

anast7d ago

Nothing. It's up to the gamers to stop consuming content from companies that they don't agree with.

Garethvk6d ago

How do you know if you agree with it or not unless you play it? Which without conventions forces gamers to rely on trailers. Perhaps Demos should be made more frequently. But companies need to do better as well.

anast6d ago

Wait until release. Watch Gameplay. Exercise patience.

Garethvk6d ago

But is that not what they have now? Tons of gameplay or are you talking about watching actual gamers play it versus the trailers and streams? The big issue is that some companies pay streamers and influencers and they create content but for me; that is hardly a fair, unbiased, and factual look at a game.

1nsomniac7d ago

Get rid of the suits in the industry and job done!!

Garethvk6d ago

They usually are attached to the money sadly. It would be nice to have gamers in charge but you have so much money invested that business people are needed. Hence the issue; you need people who know business but are also gamers who know have an eye to the community. It sounds simple in theory that if you give gamers quality games that they want to play; money will be made. But that is not always so.

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From The Last of Us to Baldur's Gate 3: The success of the Game Music Festival

Marie Dealessandri speaks to Borislav Slavov and Gustavo Santaolalla about “the new golden age of games music”.

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