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Deadly Premonition is THE greatest game ever made

Deadly Premonition released yesterday, although if you weren't reading Destructoid, you wouldn't have known. The budget horror game launched with no fanfare, and I had to actually get my copy from under the counter at my local GameStop, because nobody thought to put it on the store shelf.

This, dear friends, is a crime.

Deadly Premonition is absolutely amazing, and to prove it, I present to you the greatest cutscene in videogame history. There is too much brilliance to list. The music, the contrived nature of the comedy, the facial expressions, the fact that the woman explains how a town clock works; just everything about it is perfect. Oh, and the sound on the video is not screwed up. The music actually is too loud, and that bit where the woman's voice is barely audible is part of the game. That's how fantastic this title is!

Our review will come as soon as it's been completed, but we kind of never want it to end.

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UP5176d ago

one of the funniest cutscenes of all time. And the music is awesome especially when it i got so loud you could not even hear the characters. F K IS IN THE COFFEE, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Alcon Caper5176d ago

Ah, I see. This game was SUPPOSED to be bad. Instant Cult Classic!

UP5176d ago

It is pretty much a joke game.
And apparently is is available on the ps3 in japan(in English!). I would rent this game to get the achievements and a couple laughs.

Bnet3435176d ago

lol this game looks so bad, but it is a $20 low-budget title so can't really attack the game too much.

-Alpha5176d ago

Like Big Rigs, considered the worst game of all time, this could end up having people buy it just to see how bad it actually is. It's genius, I tell you!

Alcon Caper5176d ago

resident evil one had that sort of status back in the day...although it wasn't nearly as bad...

ico925176d ago

"Polly, it might help to hear you better if you moved a litle closer."

"Oh my Mr Morgan you're embarassing me. So early in the day too I think im a little to old for you, And i still love my departed husband, god bless his soul, I appreciate the invitation but i'm fine over here."

and this is supposed to be a survival horror ? lol but i think we can all agree on one thing...the music was epic!

thewhoopimen5176d ago

That video is hilarious! It's so bad that I actually like it. That music drown out is exactly happens when I have to listen to my gf blabber on and on hahah. Wish i could pull a smoke out too and just puff on it while my mind wanders.

badz1495176d ago

it's so bad, it's hilariously!! OMG, the music, the whistling sounds, they are bugging me inside my head now!! arghh...

darthv725176d ago

I wanted to gouge out my eyes watching that. Yet...I couldnt look away. WTF?

This is a real game and like others have said, it must have just been a real quick thrown together joke game. Should have been a live indie game instead of retail release just from the look of it.

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pimpmaster5176d ago

the voice acting is so bad its almost good in a way. just to play it for lolz. it reminds you of house of the dead and RE1

callahan095176d ago

Just wondering, but why didn't Ignition release the PS3 version in North America? The developers made it for both systems, but they only localized the 360 version. Doesn't really make sense to me. Hmmm...

vickers5005176d ago

Someone post an mp3 of that music now! I must have it!

aaron58295176d ago

This is one of the very few games that make me wanna buy an xbox360 !

Seriously !!

Screw alan wake !! Deadly Premonition... i'm gonna go get it .. like... NOWWW !!

ChrisW5176d ago

Hmmm... it's not an exclusive 360 title. I think you guys might want to see this.

http://www.mmv.co.jp/specia...

SilentNegotiator5176d ago

Press "A" to commit suicide.

Hurry now, you've only got 20 seconds.

FamilyGuy5176d ago (Edited 5176d ago )

M$ actually approved of the release of this game on their platform!? Did they even look at it?

Okay, that 2/10 review from yesterday is making ALOT of sense now but the fact that anyone put this game on the same level as WKCs really annoys me. That game is cliched and very old school but this THIS is an abomination to gaming itself.

I hope the developers are ashamed of themselves or at least did this to TRY and win the title of "Worst Game of all Time".

I can't believe what I just saw o.O

OMFG!
Sony approved of this game too!
Were they in a crack smoking contest when this got by or what? LMAO!!!

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FACTUAL evidence5175d ago

The site that compared Wii fit to Heavy rain! This is a very credible source! /s

mega BIG time5175d ago

looks pretty retarded, but worth a download

Christopher5175d ago

OMG, they cut out the scene where Polly smacks him aound. You can tell, it's the part where she rolls up her sleeves, then it fades to black and skips ahead to them eating.

Marceles5175d ago

why is this video 6 minutes long? lol...i got the message after 5 seconds

mint royale5175d ago

LMAO did they really go from eating outside to eating inside?

Solidus187-SCMilk5175d ago

my favorite part was when he put his lit cigarette back into his pack.

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-Alpha5176d ago

Of the generation. Yo, Uncharted, I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish receiving your awards, but Deadly Premonitions is one of the greatest games of ALL TIME!

Lich1205175d ago

Well played alpha... well played indeed.

IrishAssa5176d ago

I can't take it. I will never look at another news item of this again. Even if it is supposed to be bad, it''s just Way to bad, wtf is wrong with his teeth? Wtf is up with the VA.

UP5176d ago

I like how he asks question to her then completely ignores her afterward. Like when he lights his cigarette. AND THE FK IN THE COFFEE.

edoman205176d ago

Only con sh1t crap box plase fixme

But is way better than gaylo RRODST and crapza

ps3hasonlyflopgames5176d ago

lol in damage control above.

btw this game is better than flop rain FACT.

UP5176d ago

above it is a joke game.
you can not compare a joke game with a serious game.

and some joke games have to be owned like big rigs.

kissmeimgreek5176d ago

its also on the ps3 in japan.

Go on.. you know you want to import it to understand the power of this awesome B movie Game.

Gue15176d ago

IGN scored this game with a 2/10 http://www.metacritic.com/g... Premonition

in other words. Worse game ever! And only possible you know where... ;p

TheXgamerLive5176d ago

i almost bought it, luckily the game stop employee bought it and said he'd give me his review later, lol.

ChrisW5176d ago (Edited 5176d ago )

"Did you see that Zach? Clear a cool spring morning. 'F K'... in the coffee. I knew I could count on it."

This here ladies is dialogue at it's finest. And only on the Xbox360...

Ooops! Wait... What's that? It's not an exclusive?
http://www.mmv.co.jp/specia...

TengkuAmir105175d ago

This game is no exclusive. Unless you count exclusivity as being on both consoles. Flop Rain? Fact? You really are delusional!

-MD-5175d ago (Edited 5175d ago )

It's a multiplatform game, look at all the intelligent people thinking it's only on 360.

Red Seed Profile is the Japanese title, enjoy looking like fools.

Pumbli5175d ago

ChrisW - I love your avatar, very stylish.

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ChrisW5174d ago (Edited 5174d ago )

We, my brethren, are the Union of Sony Socialist Republics!

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Deadly Premonition | Games To Play Before You Die

Deadly Premonition is a weird, weird cocktail that doesn't go down smooth for everyone, but it's still absolutely worth sampling.

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jznrpg434d ago (Edited 434d ago )

It’s sooooo janky but the story is so good and the agent is so quirky I loved it thouroughly, the story is that good that you can actually make it through all of its jankiness and issues .
It’s a diamond in the rough and rough is saying lighly.
This game deserves a remake out of any game I can think of .
If they fixed the combat ,driving and movement this would be one of my favorite games all time and it already is in a way.

After10Ben434d ago

The first time I turned on my flashlight was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a game. His suit just sort of lights up. There's no physical flashlight in his hand--hilarious. It's also the only game I've played to truly capture the delightfull quirkiness of Twin Peaks. I'm with you on how much I like this game. Despite all of its flaws, it's a genuinely fun experience. "My coffee warned me about it," is probably my favorite line of all time in any video game.

I still haven't played the sequel, but I will some day.

shinoff2183434d ago

I enjoyed this back during ps3 days. I'd buy it again if they re released it fixed up a little. I had fun with it.

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11 Horror Game Moments That Are So Ridiculous It’s Funny

Twinfinite: "Sometime comedy and horror are one and the same! Find out which moments from our favorite horror games made us laugh instead of cry."

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cthulhucultist461d ago

ok I believe that Deadly Premonition 2 scene described in the article, takes the cake! Although one could argue that there are so many memorable ridiculous moments in this game.

ModsDoBetter461d ago

Wish the F.E.A.R. franchise would get resurrected.

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COG Considers: Why Are There So Many Games About Killers With Split Personalities?

This week on COG Considers, we tackle one of the most tired and unpleasant tropes in horror games: why games--and every other pop culture avenue--are so determined to paint people with Dissociative Identity Disorder as murderers.

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gamerben1288d ago

Surprised killer7 isn't mentioned. This was the central premise of that game

KDblack1288d ago

Killer7 was mentioned, but only for one sentence because it's the central premise of the game. There wasn't really a need to go into detail.

gamerben1287d ago

Oh woops didn't catch it. Sorry mang

mastershredder1288d ago

Are they? You are fixed on Japanese games that are anime based/fashioned. Perhaps if you were not playing games that are similar to the animes that inspired them you would have more/different experiences.

When Cliche and Troupes are the building blocks, you can’t expect much. Just like you cannot expect good case study when the tester/observer has practically no variance in test subjects.

Sooooo many horror games out there... you really gotta explore some more.

KDblack1288d ago

I am aware! But games like Outlast or Remothered aren't really doing anything different, either--the most you could say is that Outlast hammers in that not all mental patients are dangerous. Just some of them. It really isn't just anime-inspired games that are doing this, even if you're counting Deadly Premonition among them. Bendy and the Ink Machine did it with Alice Angel, Krieg from the Borderlands games is this but played for laughs, and Dog/God from Fallout: New Vegas' Dead Money DLC is another example of both murder and weird, unrealistically rapid closure. This article was inspired after seeing one too many indie games on Steam with the premise 'discover the inner world of this tormented killer with DID.' Trust me when I say I'm exploring all kinds of horror games, and even outside those boundaries, because this is a really wide-reaching pattern.

That said, if you have any recs for more interesting/less stereotypical usage of characters with DID, hit me up.