Sexy Time! Metal Gear Solid 3

"Since Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is basically a James Bond rip-off, there would almost have to be a considerable level of sexual theatre involved in it. But Kojima's penchant for absurd humor manages to leak its way in as well, blending the two in a manner that I doubt anybody quite saw coming."

[mrv321]

May I suggest a nerdier and possiply better title.

Sexy Time= Metal Gear Solid 3

[Syronicus]

To pull yet another stupid and brain numbing article out of their butts. Sorry, but I have come to the conclusion that Destructoid hires some of the most idiotic people for their journalist positions and in no way should I or anybody else here click on the links tot heir site.

[yippie1234y]

lolz "its so small"

[Tito Jackson]

but it gets the job done

[Model]

"Since Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is basically a James Bond rip-off

Yeah, James Bond in the jungle eating raw snakes and crawling in the dirt.

[Mr_Showtime1]

My thoughts exactly, what stupidity.

[Reibooi]

I would assume they never played the game and called it out as a James bond rip off based off the cheesy snake eater theme song which does sound like something out of James bond.

However one theme song does not a rip off make and calling it such is disrespect to the team behind the game.

[N4Flamers]

I wouldnt call this game a rip off there are elements that a re verry bond inspired, the theme song, when you do good in the game you unlock the tuxedo (wonder where they got that from). The sexy ladies who all have a thing for snake.

I love this game and I dont think it is a rip off, but some of the bond elements made me like this game above the others. I think it pays homage to bond as a spy more than rips him off. I loved it.

[TheCagyDies]

I hate Eva

edit below:

Jerks

edit again: Personally, I prefer your ass over zelda's

Edit: Actually I reconsidered, if there is one guy that I got to bang, it will be the one in this pic

http://c4.ac-images.myspace...

[Model]

Then go have a butsecks with zelda

[NegativeCreep427]

I think Link has already been all up on that a$$ for over 20 years now! Sorry Etackett, that a$$ is spoken for. but there are always more fish in the sea...LOL!!!

[ShadowMantis]

OOOOHHH DAMN!Why always naked chicks,our bodies aren't amazing....I would rather see Altaïr butt naked!OH OH 0H OH OH, and Gray Fox: TIGHT ABS!If there was a guy like that I would give him anything,whenever,whereEVER!

[TheCagyDies]

somebody added me to their ignore list because of my comment above...

Somebody is insecure...
or homophobic...

[raztad]

"James Bond ripoff" <-- This is a serious disrespect for one of the best games ever done in any platform (IMO).

[xztence]

epic failage.

[ThatArtGuy]

Don't equate MGM's movie incarnation of Bond cloud your judgment on one of the world's best LITERARY characters. :P

[BlackTar187]

to pop in and give your nonsense.

This game is fricken amazing. what's one of your favorites so i can tell you how mediocre it is and how you way over hype it.

Bond rip off. lol not quite but the snake eater song is and its great also.

MGM does not do justice to james bond his literature work like stated above is great most of them.

[bunbun777]

could you be referring to the original 007, John Dee of her Royal Magistrate? hmmmmmmm?

*casts thunderball*

*turns gametime into mute frog*

*pees pants*

[JuJuRMJ]

No doubt you really believe that anyone here gives a sh!t about your opinion, we don't. And MGS rules, everyone knows that by now.

[mastiffchild]

I like Sephiroth! I'm a be a baddie like him! I'm a upset folk with daft claims even I don't believe and if they upset me I'll, I'll... I'll kill them all with a big asteroid effort I can make come!

For I am Sephi...GametimeUK! And I am EVIL! But I quite enjoy jrpgs and Halo3 too. GSoH, loves animals and kids. Seeks fellow gamer with penchant for being unreasonably annoying for friendship, maybe more!

Anyone interested must like cosplay AND under no circumatances will be allowed to be Sephiroth. Cos he's my favourite, K?

BTW, GTUK apologises for any offense caused. He's been a little cranky as he can't get his hair to go quite like, oh you know who!

[Rocket Sauce]

Eva is actually a huge ripoff of Tatiana, the Bond girl from "From Russia With Love." She even uses the name Tatiana once in the game. I'm not gonna spoil it for people who haven't played the game/seen the movie, but they serve pretty much the exact same purpose story-wise.

[I_LOVE_MYSELF]

10 / 10

I lol'd =D

[BlackTar187]

I bet its good to you and miles better to you. Let me throw you hint the only person your opnion matters to is yourself. So why are you posting here?

Why are you here? you dont really like the game you hate the Sony Playstation halo is the best and if any one says anything you say look it sold the most what did MGS sell. Then i point to titanic and say i see your point ill watch my Boondock saints and snatch over here in the corner for inferior products.

Play games to game dont be a hater its make you age quickly and its very unbecomming.

Hey im a go into a Viva Pinata thread and tell everyone who likes it thats its medicore and they hype it to much that sounds like a logical thing to do. would you agree how about you come join me we can parade around like nazi and punch our agenda into there faces just in case they werent aware already Yeaaaaaaaaaaa

[cmrbe]

offence with the notion that MGS3 is a James Bond Ripoff. How dare this author compare it to James bond.

You can add all James Bond stories and it can never match MGS3's story.

Edit:Should have know better. Its from Destructroid. What the heck is their problem?.

[mastiffchild]

CMBRE-while it's a daft idea that a game of surviving in the jungle is like JB in any way. Flemings literary Bond is actually a much deeper character than the folms would let you know.

But, yeah, MGS3 and Octopussy are chalk and cheese! And D'toid can always f*ck off because, apart from anything else, they're sh1t.

[CryWolf]

Metal Gear Solid 3 is a rip-off from James Bond what a joke i haven't seen jame bond ever eat snakes or anyother jungle creatures for that matter, so some of MGS3 came from James Bond but not all the stuff you seen in James Bond is in MGS3.

[Skivvo]

I think because the game is an espionage game, the writer called it as a James Bond rip off.... "Snake Eater", the title song is very Bond-esque but that surely doesn't make it a rip off. Perhaps the author thought that James Bond is the only spy in the world so anyone who makes a game based around espionage has to be copying :-S

[Max Power]

only part that reminded me of the Bond movies, I actually thought it was a lot better than the recent bond movies. Oh and the bikini clad chica.

[silvacrest]

a james bond rip off?? WTF?

this is so insulting and makes no sense

[KillerPwned]

wow hahahah i don`t remember every watching that in the game. James Bond rip-off yeeeeah idiots.

[Sir Ken_Kutaragi]

...Snake Eater!!! ;-o

[user3915800]

MGS all sucks they are either a james bond rip off or a movie instead of gameplay. F@ MGS sorry titles from japan.

@NegativeCreep427 I really dont think that she swallows, but Im positive that you would like to swallow.

Freaking PS3 fandroids can ditch it, but cant take it, I take that back they do take it right up their hooligans and below their nose.

[NegativeCreep427]

I'm just wondering now if she swallows *Eyewink*. LOL Okay this is getting crazy!

Edit @ nlvwithgms

Man get the f*ck out of here. This is all just light-hearted B.S. joking.

F*cking Xbots are true buzz-killers.

[Sir Ken_Kutaragi]

Your right they can't take a Joke. But then again i don't think they know what Sex is anyway!!! ;-D

She can play with my Massive(i wished!!!)SNAKE anyday!!! ;-D ;-P ;)

[RockmanII7]

she can eat my snake anytime

@nlvwithgms view picture

[JuJuRMJ]

Metal Gear Solid 3 is probably my favorite game of all time, not to mention the greatest game that graced the PS2 for me. There are small similarities like the Snake Eater theme song maybe but that is all that comes to mind when comparing the two(even though it obliterates all the james bond theme songs!!). If you have have never played the game before and if you did you would sense that there is nothing out like MGS3 and to call it a blatant rip-off, you must have the IQ equivalent to a snail - oh like the moron who wrote this crap from destructoid.

Ps. James Bond has nothing on Naked Snake :p

[Crazy Dave]

i WoUllD BaaNnG tHHaTT ASssS!!!!!

i WoUllD BaaNnG dEstroCtooidD!!!!!

[OhReginald]

lol you know what....This is probably the ONLY bash towards metal gear solid 3 that a metal gear hater can say. The funny thing is that it's not even true.

[SlaughterMeister]

The meth must've been flowing over at Destructoid today.

[Obama]

Mgs3 is even better than mgs4 imo. Everything is so epic.

[Ray J]

snake, change the disc...

[chzimmerman]

Huh. As the author of the piece and a huge fan of both Metal Gear Solid 3 and James Bond, I thought I was paying it a compliment. Oh, and there's always that thing about the cinematics, storyline and characters being pretty clearly inspired by Bond stories.

[ZOMBIEMAN1]

well you should have said MGS3 is clearly inspired by James Bond which Snake actually comments about James Bond when him and Zero were talking about James Bond because rip off is bad it's like saying they had no imagination and just used a story of James Bond with MGS characters so yeah rip off = no when complimenting a game

[ZOMBIEMAN1]

MGS3 greatest game of all time and greatest prequel of all time the ending had me at tears and seeing Big Boss die at the end of MGS4 was a tear jerker T_T WWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-DarkPhoenix-]

Okay, it's not a 'Rip Off'
But Kojima took ALOT of influence from James Bond films with MGS3, He said this himself!
Therefore, it's JamesBond-ey.

Stop bloody overreacting.

And seriously, N4G, I'm dissapointed.
This cut-scene has been known to be around, and is easy to get since the release of the game.
How this managed to get approved, and then make it upto the hot news stories I don't know.
-_-

[xlr]

this is the best game i have ever played.

james bond game not even close to any MSG.

[pixelsword]

...who writes this garbage?

[Batzi]

That part was brilliant from Kojima! Adds up to Kojima's list of awesomeness. :D Metal Gear FTW!