Even though Matsuura and Greenblat have teamed up once again, players looking for a Wii title that rivals the charm and game play of Parappa the Rapper will be disappointed in NanaOn-Sha's latest production. Music gaming purists that are keen to the Eastern style of rhythm games should be able to dive in for a game play or two, but it's unlikely many gamers will jump at the chance to hoist a baton up and down for an hour – the incredibly short time it takes to finish the game's main story mode. Major Minor's Majestic March gets a hearty nod for its unique styling, appropriate music and great originality, however, its flat game play mechanics and lack of variety and replayability make it tough to wholly recommend.
John Jacques of Game Rant writes: "Okay, I know what you're thinking. You're seeing a chicken, a hamster with maracas, and a uniformed something all at once – this isn't a creepy porn site.
No, today I'm listing off what I think are the Top Ten Worst Wii Games. Folks, brace yourselves, we're about to dig through some shovelware."
Not all games are created equal: Some are gems, some are turkeys. Here's a quartet of turkey titles to avoid like that fruitcake your great aunt's gonna give you for Christmas.
That's a really tame list. Haven't heard of 3 of them, and didn't know the 4th was getting a PS2 port. Where's the undisputed turd of the year, "Tony Hawk: Ride"?
Why pick shovelware to put on this list? Put big name turkeys like WET or Ninja Blade
i thought this game might be fun, like drawn to life.
i thought you could draw stuff and it would stay, but it doesn't. it falls to the ground, plus you can only draw basic shapes and you can't pick them up either. need a stair case? have fun drawling tons of squares and drawling them so they fall on each other in the right way.
ONM will forgive you for instantly dismissing Major Minor's Majestic March as a load of rubbish. After all, there have been more colourful, childish games released on the Wii than there have been Cliff Richard concerts, and, much like Sir Cliff's gigs, the vast majority are pretty forgettable. However, when you consider that Major Minor is being put together by the creator, development team and artist responsible for cult classic PaRappa The Rapper, it becomes clear that this one could be worth keeping an eye on.
