Porn Star Stoya Reviews Rumble Massage

G4tv.com writes:

Through our nefarious connections in the L.A. underground, we contacted the great Stoya -- adult actress of the highest caliber -- lover of Sid Meier's Civilization and Digital Playground contract player to give us a review of the game 'Rumble Massage.'

Additional photo gallery available back at the source.

[Elven6]

That review was so indepth and eye opening, she is obviously in the wrong line of work and should change career's immediately....

[Heldrasil]

hmmm, I see your point, but how many people care about what some slut has to say...she lays on her back for living.

[Substance]

That's no slut! That is STOYA! She's good at what she does.

[Tony P]

No one's gonna think she's a hardcore gamer or anything, but this is just low-grade massage simulator. I don't think that's gonna require an expert touch (no pun intended). The Apple fangirlism ("I'd use it if Steve jobs made it") made me cringe a LOT.

[Bnet343]

what a great review. a geek pornstar. EL OH EL

[ThanatosDMC]

Give her a stick controller and she'll be happy with that rumble massager. High fives anyone?

[Heldrasil]

Disagree all you want, she has had more men in here than than the US military...that easily spells S L U T....SLUT....ya, we have all had girls like her in High School, but come on, just because she can stick something in every hole in her body doesn't mean she can review games...useless watse of a human.

[Agent VX]

She is quite hot!!!

And we love "SLUTS" Heldrasil.

[AAACE5]

Why do people make negative comments about people like you just did? You are judging her because you know what she does, yet, you probably like some celebrity who does things more worse than her... but you just don't know about it!

Hell, you might find the person you have always been looking for and everything will be perfect, but you just won't know that person did some things like this in their past!

Why is she a slut? All she is, is a woman who likes sex. She's going to have sex anyway, so why not get paid for it! Men love sex, so technically, that should make us all sluts! The difference is, there are alot of people who want to have sex with her, but most men will have a hard time getting anyone to want to have sex with them, because they like to say stupid sh*t, like calling girls sluts.

The moral... Don't judge what you don't fully understand! And respect people for who they are, not what they do!

[Heldrasil]

Man, you are reading to much into this and seem like you are actually taking offense to what I have to say. True, we as men love sex...no doubt there...but there has be a line drawn when it comes to self respect, respect for your body and respect for ones family. I'm sure her father loves his little girl doing that.

[IronAva]

I want the 4 min I wasted of my life back.

[Timesplitter14]

Here. Take this box full of minutes

[TenPThor]

I dunno man, oggling at Stoya for 4 minutes seems like time worth spending.

And now that we know she's not a complete bimbo like most porn stars it makes her all the more interesting to oggle at.

[Heldrasil]

4 Minuets of life is hard to bring back...try reloading your last save point.

[Gambit07]

Stoya? I need a higher caliber star for my, ahem, sessions.

[Agent VX]

So, I heard through the grapevine that you went through 4... ummmm... "Sessions" before you finished the 4 minute video!!!

[Sackdude]

Why they always show xbox360 controller?

why not PS3 or Wii controller?

[Tony P]

Maybe because it's only on XBLA? Let's not jump on the bias train just yet.

[Eiffel]

Obviously because shes use to whats comfortable.

[Neoraf]

Rumble Massage is a Community Game found on Xbox Live.

Free Demo available.

[Heldrasil]

The only demo that gives you blue-balls I suppose?

[DNAgent]

I've watched some of her videos.

[themyk]

I love stoya she's one of my favorite porn stars right under bella donna of course. Bella gives the best BJs In the business and if u disagree you just don't know any better.

[Heldrasil]

Try a real woman mate...you may like it :P
You act as though she HAS given you BJ...doubt it though, and even if she has, you probably had to pay for it, great pick-up skills.

[DecayingMadness]

my god she has one of the best moans I've ever heard. I love Stoya.

[Miraak82]

same here brother, its some good stuff

[fezthabest]

CONFIRMED
The PS3 version of this supports SIXAXIS ;) and also the EPIC MODE, but beware of the C3LL

[Heldrasil]

Instead of SIXAXIS, your must mean SEXAXIS?

[Droid Control]

wonder what her parents think of what she does...

[Auron]

Microsoft didnt make this. Its a community game. Shame on you G4 for not buying the full version its pob 200 points. lol and yes shes lying she would use this product.

[leftbehindxp]

Haha wow what a video. The fact that they are reviewing a game like this (they didn't even buy the full version for it, you can see the buy full version in the video), people are arguing about this (peps a job is a job, and not that bad to look at), and that this isn't really game news in my opinion

[ABACAB72]

THis is N4G. Anything negative that is out there to post about the 360 and its games are going to take top priority over positive X360 news and stories. Once the fanboys from both sides took over this site, they make small stories like this into full out d*ck contests.