ZTGD Review: Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

ZTGD writes: "Boobs, blood and no substance do not a good game make.

What does it take to make a successful game nowadays? Graphics? Guns? Explosions? Actually with those ingredients you could make a kick ass Michael Bay film, but it takes quite a bit more than that to make an excellent game. Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad seems to think that half-naked Asian girls, samurai swords, zombies, and buckets upon buckets of blood will get you a stellar title. While it's true that a good percentage of Americans do have a thing for Asian girls (this reviewer included) just because you put them in our games doesn't mean we are going to go gaga over it."

[Miraak82]

talk about an uber flop

[meepmoopmeep]

it should get at least a 2

one for each boob, sounds fair.

[Diselage]

1.1 Agreed, You can't have something be that big of a part of the game and not give a point for each. And if ya can't muster a point for each boob at least give one for each sister.

[PS360WII]

"What does it take to make a successful game nowadays? Graphics? Guns? Explosions? Actually with those ingredients you could make a kick ass Michael Bay film"

ha good line :)

I agree with meepmoopmeep at least a 2 because of the ladies... or would that be 4 because there are two ^.-

Sounds rather like an awful game and I'm sure they did spend more time on the right amount of jiggling verses the rest of the game -.-

[Cajun Chicken]

Told you D3 should be making a new Earth Defence Force.

[Diselage]

NO! I had such high hopes for this game.

[bakagaijin78]

I too thought this one would be one of those so-bad-it's-kind-of-good type games. lol, oh well, I'm almost ashamed to admit I'll probably pick it up once it hits the 10 dollar bin.... ^_^

[NMC2007]

I wonder what the PS2 & Wii versions scored? That is all this is, a port of the PS2 versions with extras, I am gonna buy it because judging from other players out there(whom I trust more than a lone reviewer any day of the week)it's a pretty good game if you aren't expecting too much, and I am not, I mean look at EDF, I didn't expect anything and was blown away, I think reviewers these days expect a blockbuster at every corner.

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[SuicidalTendencies]

I'm just gonna copy and paste what I wrote in the other article...

"This game is getting raped by the reviewers. They should have really released this game when they released EDF and it wouldn't have such low scores. Don't get me wrong, I know this game is low budget, but does it really deserve a 1 or 2 score? I would say a 5 or 6. I've tried it at a friends and had some mindless fun so I went ahead and ordered myself a copy."

[INehalemEXI]

Im still going to enjoy this....by renting.

[djtek184]

whats up with all these generic games coming out for the 360.

[Eiffel]

Name 3.

[Enigma_2099]

... Bueler?