Ripten:
"Far too often we've seen top ten lists about boobies, yet nobody seems to have taken the time to appreciate what's really important about women - their hearts. Of course by hearts, I'm talking about the shape of their sweet, sweet asses. What, you thought I was actually going to be a gentleman and care about anything other than looks? Get real (that's a joke, kids - respect your mother).
Anyhow, the point is that there are plenty of men (and women) in this world who would consider themselves fans of the bottom half. Men are actually very evenly divided between boob lovers and ass lovers, and we need to try to counterbalance all these titty lists with a list about butts.
We will be counting down the best heinies over the next several days, some of which may surprise you, but all of them are sure to please. So without further ado, I give you Ripten's Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames! No, wait - here's some more ado: many of these images are NSFW, so make sure you know who's around before you start fapping."
Remember the days of four-player couch co-op? The Wealth of Geeks team certainly does. This list brings us back to the golden years of the original Xbox with the best four-player games that were available.
BLG writes, "There are many fantastic and iconic weapons in game history, but some are significantly more memorable than others. When we think of iconic game weapons, these are the top 20 that come to mind."
You forgot one and it's a doozy. The weapon is kindness in undertale. :) defeats countless enemies.
Not every Halo game has been a banger, but the franchise still has a raft of the greatest games of all time.
Infinite is a dumpster fire and as much as I like ODST, in no universe it ranks above Halo 2. This list is trash.
Best to worst: Halo 3, Halo 2, Halo Reach, Halo CE, Halo 4, Halo ODST, Halo Infinite, Halo 5.
It's about time we see some booty! I just hope they don't cop out and put Lara Croft at number 1.
Even though Cookigaki is a boob man, Cookigaki can certainly appreciate some nice asses. There better be some of Cookigaki's games on this list or Cookigaki will be angry!
Cookigaki did not create this ass so Cookigaki is going to have to say that this ass is not that special.
Did any of you guys watch the music video at the bottom? It was surprisingly kinda good.
ivy from soulcalibur has the nicest