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LBP Dorks Already Adding Penis

Kotaku writes:

"This here's "Sac-boy" (intentional) playing with a pee-pee and what looks to be like a condom with reservoir tip. Fair warning, whomever built this included a money-shot mechanism. LBP's release is not for another three weeks; does this count as a day-zero penis exploit?"

dktxx25695d ago

Things like this make me lose any faith in humanity.

DNAgent5695d ago

It's stuff like this that makes me glad i'm not in the beta. Seems like there are so many lame levels (judging by the videos on the internet) that you can't find any of the good ones.

jwatt5695d ago

I guess teachers can use it as a fun educational tool for sex Ed.

DavidMacDougall5695d ago

Say what you want but thats funny.

LOL kotaku . Why are they just posting the videos about the bad things of LBP?

geda5695d ago

i was just thinking the same thing! they ONLY post negative things about it. "lbp dorks"? are you kidding?

ThatCanadianGuy5695d ago (Edited 5695d ago )

Because Sony didn't give Kotaku any beta codes to give away :)

Sony Pwned Kotaku..now there all grumpy and mean and try to play down anything Sony related

BulletToothtony5695d ago

just so that they can create this story..

Kotaku writers are desperate..

DavidMacDougall5695d ago

So true ,only other ps3 article i can see is that MAG might have a "Extra" charges and the rest is stupid story that nobody is reading

Bnet3435695d ago

This is the kind of thing Microsoft was talking about. That's why they are strict on user-generated content on Xbox Live.

DavidMacDougall5695d ago

"User generated content doesn't pay our bills" - Steve Ballmer

They dont care about you making d!cks they care because they cant charge you by the minute

BlackRaven855695d ago

Sony Defense team mobilize, go, go, go, lol. I remember Sony saying they will enforce things like this from happening, now I really don't see how they can when there will be thousands of these from day one. I hope they add a report button to the user content.

ThatCanadianGuy5695d ago (Edited 5695d ago )

I was looking for this link to add to my first comment.
I finally found it!! This is why Kotaku doesn't like Sony..
http://kotaku.com/gaming/to...
But in my opinion to hell with Kotaku Sony asked them nicely not to publish a rumor about them..But they did it anyways so they got what they deserved.

bgdaddy67805695d ago (Edited 5695d ago )

hey what ever makes them happy. im glad that they put a rating systom in after seeing this. i mean its funny in a way but not my thing.

Genesis55694d ago (Edited 5694d ago )

MS a strict user generated content rules because if they can't make money on it, they don't want people to have it. Just listen to Xbox live if you think they are concerned about inappropiate conduct.

SWORDF1SH5694d ago

if you look you can see it being rewound so it means its still in the create stage and not posted to everybody. stop makin stupid storys about this one incident. this is lame and sad

Torch5694d ago

"Kotaku Dorks Still Being D1cks."

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VF34EJ255694d ago

Why does user-generated content always have to include Penis's. Why not make some Vaginas for once. Sheesh.

poopsack5694d ago

hey genious it already exists, it even lets you take a screenshot and send it. report button, whatd ya think it was N4G?

sumfood4u5694d ago

Call it Abstract if U like but lets just enjoy what this game offers!

SL1M DADDY5694d ago

Is not too disturbing to me as long as for every bad level there are good ones to choose from. I take the good with the bad since that is truly reality. I would rather have a few silly levels like this than none at all and have Sony turn into big brother like MS is with their network. Open network > Closed Network.

Scrooge5694d ago

Wait, Im confused. LBP is a kid's game? Everyone on N4G is excited about this game, you're all kids? Are the grown-ups excited about this game too? This video caught me off guard, I need to do some research.

BlackRaven855693d ago (Edited 5693d ago )

KnaveX, what are you five? It's pronounced genius and thank you I am such a person. /end sarcasm

SL1M DADDY, I agree, there has to be some clean stages too. Parent's will be the ones that will have to watch out for these type of things from their young child. Parents will see this and go all mad, and then, they will blame the video game for something they should be educated to know more about. People, we live in an age where not every parent is watching or knowing the features of our consoles when children are involved.

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josh143995695d ago

funniest thing i have seen all day.

mfwahwah5694d ago

I stared at a wall for a commercial break today. I had more chances of laughing then than when I watched this.

stunt2135694d ago

I guess thats the only action the guy that made the level will ever get

Tempist5694d ago

I'm guessing that the majority of the gaming scene didn't get the memo about growing up, being mature, and dropping the penis jokes/refrences. Yeah as much as girls do like penises they don't like them constantly shoves in their faces. I think it tends to go double with a lot of guys too.

bullet5695d ago

This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play.....

avacadosnorkel5695d ago

just don't let them download the public made levels and everything will be PG.

Bigrhyno5695d ago

Media Molecule has a policy against levels like this. You will only be able to share levels like this between friends, or you will be met with action!

Timesplitter145695d ago (Edited 5695d ago )

I don't think your children will become serial killers because they saw something that looked like a d***

It's a part of the human body, for Pete's sake.

Blitzed5695d ago (Edited 5695d ago )

Bullet is just another of the many trolls that have been putting in the OT in the LBP threads. Do people not realize others can see their comment history?

Soon he will be in the Open Zone.

No FanS Land5695d ago

DO NOT WORRY .the select button is designed for this kind of problem. press it and it will submit a message saying there is something out of responsibility in this level. I hope MM banishes this Perv.

TheDude2dot05695d ago

I know you're lying about having kids because there's no way the government would let someone like you reproduce.

cmrbe5695d ago

your kids from the internet while you are at it.

SmokingMonkey5695d ago

there's no telling what children will do these days

mfwahwah5694d ago

In fact, don't even teach them a known language. Poke out their eyes. **** it, just lob off their ears. You're children will be the most protected children in all the land...

"BUT AT WHAT COST!?"

Torch5694d ago (Edited 5694d ago )

"This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play....."

...says the dude whose avatar touts a demon-possessed child.

Yup, a vast ocean of credibility there.

You're an ignorant, spamming Troll who deserves the *REPORT* he's about to receive (as further evidenced by your morbid User Comment History.)

But please do us a favour and reassure us that you were only kidding about having offspring...I shudder at the mere thought.

maggotmx5694d ago

freaking dipstick lol ... still tho it reminded me of
http://www.break.com/pictur... (click on the gallery at the 1st pic) Its not the game thats bad it what some ppl do with. easily avoidable tho

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Nitrowolf25695d ago

NO!!!!
seriouse someone would have made it eventually.
pretty stupid though, why waiste your time making that when you could be making a better thing.

Nitrowolf25695d ago

so i guess who ever diagree with me must really like d#cks

thebudgetgamer5695d ago (Edited 5695d ago )

WHY NOT. Its creative freedom something sony gives us. As long as you are not passing it around to the kiddies, you should be able to build whatever you want.

N4U5695d ago

a whale's penis is often called a dork.

Figboy5694d ago

huh. i learn something new everyday.

even if it is completely useless information.

you do know now i'll have to spread this knowledge to my fiance and friends, right? and the cycle will continue? DAMN YOU!! Damn you all to hell!!! <---say that in a Charleton Heston, Planet of the Apes voice and it's much better.

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Most Offensive Video Games That Would Never Cut It Today

Times are changing, and these games would have never been made in today's climate.

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thorstein44d ago (Edited 44d ago )

Every single time someone uses this phrase whether it's music, movies, books, comics, video games, etc it's always the same claim.

The ubiquitous "they" won't allow it to be made. And every decade these claims are made the claimant completely ignores all the "offensive" material that is published when the claim is made.

In ten years, you can write a new article about how you can't make games like Helldivers 2, Resident Evil VIII, Mortal Kombat I, Dragon's Dogma 2, Alan Wake 2 etc etc etc any more.

MrBaskerville43d ago

Yeah, people wouldn't be constantly outraged if there weren't games that people found enraging. The whole SBI discourse shit wouldn't be a thing if all games were inoffensive. A game like Starfield can make a guy froth at his mouth, so there will always be room for a list like this.

0hMyGandhi42d ago

Normally, I'd be inclined to agree with you, but there are massive caveats.
TV shows like Venture Bros, Ren and Stimpy, and Aqua Team wouldn't/couldn't be made today. Hell, Ren and Stimpy was a *children's* show, same thing with Rocko's Modern Life.

It's not for some arbitrary reason, either. It's branding and IP alignment. Companies are far more risk-averse than they were when I was kid in the 90's. Of course, you have companies coming out of the woodwork to hell spur on similar content, but remember: Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon and some incredibly provocative material.

And for movies? it's pretty obvious. American Pie/Wedding Crashers/Eurotrip among many other "raunch coms" have fallen out of style, and are absolutely outside what the modern day film industry is willing to stand by.
Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Dumb and Dumber, Freddy Got Fingered, Rat Race, Harold and Kumar, and Van Wilder follow suit.

Remember: I am not explicitly talking about films put onto streamers. I am talking wide-releases in actual theaters. Same thing goes for games: Carmageddon, Duke Nukem, Manhunt, Six Days In Fallujah (with their original concept), Hatred, and so on and so forth. Of course, I'd be inclined to mention most tactical shooters like Rainbow Six and Joint Ops as well, due to cultural sensitivity regarding *who* you are shooting and why.

And not all of it is bad (obviously). Tastes change, and perspectives change to fit the demographic.
I should add that I'm a lefty, living in L.A. Working in film.

thorstein42d ago

The Boys, Invincible, Jojo Rabbit, Deadpool, Gen V, Last of Us, Banshee... There are plenty of media being made today that people will claim "can't be made today".

Profchaos42d ago

Yeah but if you consider manhunt which was basically a snuff film could you seriously make that game with high than PS2 era graphics.

thorstein42d ago

The Outlast Trials just came out.

But the storyline of Manhunt was that you were executed. But then lived. And if you didn't do as you were told, you'd die. And the people you killed were not innocents.

It was all filmed by a psychopath.

As we speak GTA VI is being finished up for a release. You get to play a Bonnie and Clyde type of protagonist who run up against the law.

Bodycam looks so real.

People are making those games. Articles like this will always exist no matter how incorrect they are, no matter how many times they blame "them" for whatever it is "they" do to prevent "those" games from being made.

Number1TailzFan43d ago

The UK is the biggest junk country pandering to that nonsense as well, with laws against free speech and expression to match. It got so bad even Rowan Atkinson made a video on free speech about it.

Now the UK raises the age rating on harmless films like Mary Poppins, it's just a load of pansy weak ass nonsense.

MrDead43d ago (Edited 43d ago )

The right wing Tories have been in power in the UK for the 14 years you know the ones that are "anti-woke", blame them for your perceptions.

Killer2020UK43d ago (Edited 43d ago )

Are these snowflakes in the room with us now?

This is more faux outrage designed to get hits. The consequences are unfortunately creating hysteria amongst those willing to buy into it and blame "them" or "the left" or "liberals" meanwhile the left are kicking off about genocide, actual real world abhorrent acts. Nobody is campaigning to censor this shit.

Huey_My_D_Long42d ago

Not too mention the fact that some of these game are controversial for you know, underage porn and encouraging rape.

So either the guy just came in to comment snowflakes without reading anything, or he is calling people snowflakes for having a problem with said titles. Crazy how much brain rot someone can have.

banger8843d ago

Dead Island: "The early PC version of the zombie game swapped the playable character Purna’s Gender Wars skill with a prototype name, which shouldn’t be mentioned directly. The skill name made fun of both Purna as a character and feminists."

"Feminist Whore" lmao

gold_drake43d ago

ill add one more to the list.
drakengard 1.

its ridiculous tho, especially since they'd still be able to find their place in alot of places in the world. except america of course ha. and maybe Australia.

ppl are so sensitive these days. ha. but it is what it is.

Barlos43d ago (Edited 43d ago )

They're not offensive.

And we need another Fat Princess. Fantastic little game!

Some people just have no sense of humour if this sort of thing offends them. They need to lighten up and stop taking themselves so seriously.

Deeeeznuuuts43d ago

Would love a new fat princess game 🤟

CantThinkOfAUsername43d ago

Games literally about sexual assault, mass genocide, bombing civilians, and school shooting. None of which is satirical.

isarai43d ago

Actually it's about fat princesses

Huey_My_D_Long42d ago (Edited 42d ago )

Its crazy that people are fixated on Fat princess when clearly the list is going over controversies, and not all of them are equal. Like way worse examples but pretend the entire list is like that.

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Top 20 Best PlayStation 3 Games (20-11)

Alex DS. from Link Cable Gaming writes: "Is the PlayStation 3 retro? This is a surprisingly hard question to answer as the system definitely has the age to be considered retro, having launched in 2006, over 15 years ago now. But with it being home to so many massive games, many of which still hold up today and in fact were released for the PlayStation 4 when that console was released, make the PS3 a retro console that doesn’t feel retro."

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shinoff2183729d ago

No ps3 is not retro. I dont even consider ps2 era retro. All imo.

shinoff2183729d ago

Typically, the term retro is given to items which are at least 20 years old (but not yet 40 years old).

Quick google search

badz149729d ago

No the PS3 is not yet a retro console. But if you're gonna put 1 game from a series in this list, then LBP2 should be there instead of the original, Motorstorm PR is also an overall better game than the 1st game and to put Tools of Destruction over A Crack in Time is a blasphemy when ACiT is the best game in the series.

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An update on the LittleBigPlanet server and online services

Classic LittleBigPlanet servers are to be shut down permanently following hacks.
Sony’s drastic move comes after months of downtime for the older games.

darthv72960d ago

It was fun while it lasted. And some of the user created stuff was a blast to play with.

Snookies12960d ago

Whaaa-? That's crazy. Didn't expect it to be permanently shut down...

Teflon02960d ago

It's still up on PS4, they just shut down the PS3 end because hackers on PS3 can't be stopped and go on the game making announcements that can't be avoided without having to go back to all the old game codes and updating to remove the feature etc. It's one of those sad and garbage things where hackers ruined a good thing. I'm mostly sad about the Vita, I'm not sure if I have my music stages saved to my Vita, meaning they're gone forever if I didn't save them back to it. They were good too :(

Profchaos960d ago (Edited 960d ago )

Have to say I expected them to be permanently shut down problem would be in the underlying server architecture and possibly something like a depricated authentication protocol which has to be replaced that the PS3, PSP and vita can't support which is why they can't be securely restored on those consoles but the PS4 does support it.so lbp3 was restored on that.

Given the attackers were able to breach the server there was obviously a fear of lateral movement once inside their servers so I can't blame them for this and it makes sense despite the huge blow to the community millions of hours spent building that community.

Despite this blow I believe the millions of creations are going to be available via lbp3 and it's capability of backwards compatibility with user generated content so that's something to be thankful for still not a huge consolation to the many players who only own a older console but unfortunately that's the world we live in these games are old the older they get the more insecure the servers get which the company that make them.host them on and the more likely they need to be shut down.

MadLad960d ago (Edited 960d ago )

Feel bad for the people who dedicated so much time into this game.

Battlestar23960d ago

Nice edit to your troll comment.

MadLad960d ago (Edited 960d ago )

I reread the article, and changed it, to be as honest on the topic as possible.
Let's be real, it was an easy reaction to have considering their actions of late.

CaptainHenry916960d ago (Edited 960d ago )

He's been on a roll and it's comical 😁

RedDevils960d ago

This guy love stealth troll on playstation article as I see the pattern, but he doesn't want to admit that he's a MS fanboy.

Christopher960d ago

I am also sorry people enjoyed the online aspects of the game?

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TheRealTedCruz10h ago(Edited 10h ago)
Feel bad for the people who dedicated so much time into this game.***

I'm sorry for the PC fans port begging for Dreams to come to PC... You do realise that

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Little Big Planet 3 PS4 - PS Now PC gameplay
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LBP is on PS Now and PC right?? So less of the crocodile tears/crap when you stated PS Now was crap... Clue

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The man who earned a job by playing LittleBigPlanet
By GamesRadar Staff March 03, 2015
***“We've hired four people from the LBP community" reveals Alex Evans, co-founder of UK studio Media Molecule and creator of LittleBigPlanet. Including one lucky soul who dodged death to get a job on LBP2. Enter John Beech, or 'johnee' to his PSN friends. Two years ago John was a builder with absolutely no qualifications to speak of. But now? He's a full time designer at Media Molecule working on LittleBigPlanet 2, one of the most anticipated titles on PlayStation 3. This is his story.***

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Dreams players are being employed by game studios
DEVELOPERS INCLUDING MEDIA MOLECULE HAVE HIRED FROM THE COMMUNITY

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Posted by
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The CREATIVE CONSOLE creates JOBS... What are they using to Sculpt??

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the failure that is the MOVE controller. lolol

John_McClane960d ago

Why would anyone disagree with your statement? I don't get get it.

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John_McClane960d ago

@mikey15 Actually my comment was for TheRealTedCruz. There is absolutely no good reason for all those disagree votes.

mikey15959d ago

John_McClane9h ago
@mikey15 Actually my comment was for TheRealTedCruz. There is absolutely no good reason for all those disagree votes.***

lol
of course there is.. He was stealth trolling stating all LBP contributors wasted their time making levels for LBP... I pointed out that some of the contributors for LBP + Dreams have actually got JOBs because of the CREATIVE console. Just like Gran Turismo fans

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***Team GT Academy Competing at the Nürburgring 24hr This Weekend with Kazunori Yamauchi
May 18, 2012 (updated Mar 13, 2016) · News Article
by Jordan Greer · 37 Comments***

If you are so clever, step up and show me where I was wrong, or keep schtum and we'll see what a hero "John Mclane" actually is. lol

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Battlestar23960d ago

Understandable they had to do this better to be safe then sorry. I just wish those right wing racists that hacked the servers and started posting homophobic slurs would get want they deserve a good few decades in prison.

Profchaos960d ago (Edited 960d ago )

That's the thing I guess if it wasn't them it would just be someone else and we would still be in this position regardless of their intent.

darthv72960d ago

What are you going on about?

Profchaos960d ago

The attackers breached and manipulated the servers to place abusive messages all over the game ccontent https://www.ruetir.com/2021...

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