Game Revolution writes: "It's not uncommon today for folks to try and hide the ravages of age with miracle creams and elective medical procedures - tummy tucks, collagen in the lips, fat sucked out of your ass. It seems as if any time insecure celebrities reach a certain age, they have to undergo some skin "reinvigoration" procedure to make themselves palatable to a new generation of consumers.
But no matter how much you try to make yourself look younger, it's impossible for your age not to show through. Despite all the money your grandma spends trying to make herself look like Lindsay Lohan, she's still your cookie-baking, lazy-eyed granny underneath it all."
TGH writes
2009 wasn't just the year of big name releases; there was also a very obvious attempt to revive some of gaming's longest running franchises. While that's not necessarily a new idea, it seemed like in this past year developers actually attempted to keep the feeling of the original games instead of just taking the name of a franchise and slapping it on something completely new. Take a look at some of the classics that received some nostalgic love this year, and reminisce about the good old days as you cross your fingers that 2010 holds the same retro...
411mania talks about this week's game releases. Highlights include Little King's Story, Katamari Damacy Tribute, Shatter, and Wii Sports Resort.
Poorly-reviewed update Arkanoid DS contains a hidden, far better Arkanoid game not mentioned in any reviews. UK gaming website WoS exclusively reveals and unlocks it.
doing my best Jonny.
btw - stop fcking about and do some new content on Snappy Gamer, man.
also - this site is terrifying. PEOWW gave Killzone 2 a seven and I had to bat away retards for days.
Holy crap I haven't heard the name Arkanoid since the 80s. Classic 80s gameplay, I encourage everyone who loves classic gaming to get this.
Arkanoids is legendary, I'm glad SE continue to make the classic Taito titles like this and Space Invaders. Simple and fun works a charm.
