Zero Punctuation: Eve Online

This week, Yahtzee hits the final frontier in search of a truly different MMO. Instead, he finds Eve.

[Silogon]

More unfunny comedy from mr. 15 minuets of fame. This guy prods and pokes for something to complain about in 95% of the games he talks about. Most of the time all of his complaints are so well hidden and covered up with polish that only lifeless morons who take gaming as serious as he must could see them.

People who game just to game. Game for the enjoyment of doing so or leisure, would never see these faults. I don't like this guy, never have and never will.

[DrPirate]

Uh Oh

[Idonthatejustcreate]

I love this guy ^^

[Panthers]

That was really good. Ive never played EVE but just hearing the words Signature analyst and Signature focuser or something just sounds retarded.

[Demonsdown]

Damn Yahtzee stay out of my head. That is exactly what I thought of the game.

[mattius1989]

Love this guy. Makes me look forward to wedesday evenings :) (UK)

[Pixel_Addict]

That was so funny. Now my week is complete. BTW I hate online-RPG's haha.

[Timesplitter14]

''BTW I hate online-RPG's haha.''

haha you must be the coolest kid on the bloc haha

[Pixel_Addict]

Nope, just cooler than you.

[heyheyhey]

a sterling return to form, well done good sir

[Timesplitter14]

I played EVE. And that review was simply SPOT ON. It's really THAT boring.

I'm far from being a Yahtzee fan (he always tries to focus on all the negative aspects of games except Half-Life and Bioshock). But this review was good IMO

[Chubear]

.. I'll take your word for it. :)

[Chubear]

by bashing a game they loved. The guy has some serious emo issues though... likely to do with his mom or dad it seems. He needs to just get over it and grow the f* up already me thinks.

[Timesplitter14]

It really IS that boring

[Road Dog]

Ah your so far advanced and mature than Yahtzee he of the "emo problems". Moron.