Five Strangely Adult Moments in Kids’ Games

Some of our favorite childhood games weren't quite as innocent as we remember.

[SpiralTear]

Rare are the masters of sexual innuendo in video games.

[Germany7]

Banjo games are hilarious, love that kind of humor.

[KiwiViper85]

What do you mean by "Kids games?"

[BenRage3]

You see, to arrested developmental children, if it doesn't have violence i.e. shooting, killing, sex, nudity, stabbing, guns, knives, swords, graphic blood squirting, demon summoning, or blood magic--it is only for children. In order for a game to be designated an "adult" game it needs some if not all of the elements of a debauched society, because well, that's how ALL adults entertain themselves by reveling in the most debased aspects of the human condition. What are you new?

Yes, if you like a Nintendo game that makes you 1. A kid B. A non-gamer C. A loser D. Someone who cannot appreciate the renaissance art that is "Steal the Meth" quests from GTA5.