GamersDailyNews spent all weekend attempting to stop Homestar Runner from winning the big race to the end of the race and to land a back door invite to Marzipan's party. No idea what we're talking about? Then you need to check out Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People.
New to PC download and Wii Ware, this first episode in a five game series sees you live a day in the life of the awesome Strong Bad.
It doesn't break down any barriers, but it achieves precisely what it means to. Swaggering around in a wrestler's mask and boxing gloves, reminding people they're not as awesome as you are is both the brilliance and downfall of Strong Bad's game. If you like it, you'll love it. If not, who cares?
GameDynamo - "As we draw closer to the 2012 US Presidential Election, many people find themselves dissatisfied with both candidates. The job bears a huge responsibility, covering decisions in domestic, foreign, economic, cultural, and many other areas. Politicians in video game universes are fortunate in that their missions tend to be much more straightforward, without the consequences of each decision rippling throughout the country. That said, here are ten political figures from games who could make excellent commanders-in-chief."
GameDynamo - "There's nothing as pure as the heart of a child, especially when it comes to cruelty. Without the maturity to understand consequences and distinguish right from wrong, children can be capable of some ghastly things. It therefore follows that many adults who commit really horrible crimes are immature, indulging their baser impulses like a kid in a candy store. These are just some of the most notable psychopathic man-children pit against video gamers over the years."
"Strong Bad's Cool Game for Really Attractive People Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner was released on August 11, 2008 for the Wii through the WiiWare service at a price point of 1,000 Wii Points, which is $10. The game was developed and published by Telltale Games, and received an ESRB rating of "Teen" with "Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes" being listed for gamers and parents to be aware of.
How many hours have U.S. Wii owners reported playing one of the longest titled WiiWare games released for the service? If you're a PC gamer, or a PS3 owner, how many hours can you expect from the first game in the series according to the Wii's data? Brew yourself some coffee, and let's take a look!", writes CoffeeWithGames.
that since i'm so attractive i'll have to play this game
It's an f*ing stupid game. Just look at it's name. Creator must be a retard. Plus the game itself sucks balls!
WTF? Why not just call it "dont play this game it will suck.. Part 2"