Funcom employee fired for cybersex with player in Age of Conan

It seems that somebody has been sticking their sword into the wrong dungeon. The story goes that an Age of Conan player summoned a GM and convinced them to engage in a little "role-playing". The GM then took the player to a more secluded portion of the game world and (after a bit of hemming and hawing) proceeded to describe a sexual scenario in graphic detail.

Best of all? The whole thing is a setup.

[sonarus]

LOL WTF

[I LOVE my xbox]

QUOTED

[|GM|]: then when you are really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your legs and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue trail down your **nt.

[Kami]

is like one of those pedo-bating traps(for the lulz) but for real

[sumfood4u]

Hope this doesnt make other MMORPG punish from hitting other game consoles!

[JUSTICEFORALL]

wheres chris henson when you need him

[Ben1054]

that was me,

[yesah]

wow that GM must have absolutely no life.

AND IT WAS A FREAKNG MALE AVATAR HE DID IT WITH>

[iceice123]

|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I’m 9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: “_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do like roleplaying ^_--
[|GM|]: oh nice…
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9 year old knows about glory holes?

[ThanatosDMC]

This how low dorkwads go when they cant mate with the opposite sex. Sad beings... they should really get out there and realize that people are easy to deal with.... kids these days...

[Legion]

Clicked on the link, actually reading the whole text had me ROTFL.

http://www.mmorpg.com/discu...

[kevin1112]

that was funny, the gm could be role playing tho. his character looks greek :)

[solidsnakus]

LMFAO!

[Silogon]

Absurd, if real. Sad, if real. Strange, if real, to the guy who translated it for everyone to read.

[TheIneffableBob]

I do this all the time when I'm bored. :P
It's hilarious when you put a twist at the end, like switching your gender or confusing the other person.

[led1090]

'It seems that somebody has been sticking their sword into the wrong dungeon'
best opening line for any article....ever

[SixTwoTwo]

And whoever disageed with you has no ****ing sense of humor

[JUSTICEFORALL]

people are dumb

[Gravitons]

Bastard. This was posted on /v/ earlier then the dude reposted it on that forum.

Such a shame, very rarely is there such a cool GM thats willing to do this stuff. I don't think he should be fired.

[mfwahwah]

Umm a GM is an employee. Go anywhere and see if an employee will talk like this to you, and if they do, they're liable to get fired on the spot. Only exceptions are the obvious ones (strip club, brothel, etc.).

[Dark General]

*Laughs my ass off* Classic. Best lines ever:

[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.

[kamisama]

he is clearly just joking around

[Bolts]

Clearly the GM was just joking around, anyone reading it would see that. He took it a bit too far maybe but there was no real cybering.

[ReBurn]

Clearly you didn't read the whole thing.

"[|GM|]: Want to feel you get really we so I can put just the head of my **ck inside you and use my hand to slowly move it around before plunging it fully into you and making you take it all."

What kind of joke is that?

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Cant belive i read the whole thing.
I dont know who's more pathetic me or them..

[Pain]

i still cant believe tweeny kids or just Morons do that......like yuck!

[ScottEFresh]

LOL! ok now that was funny.

*goes back to playing CoD4/Uncharted*

[Skerj]

Kinda not surprising coming from Funcom, should have seen some of the stuff we found playing Anarchy Online on the test server. ..

[PistolPumptMonk]

Yeaaaah cut my head off baby... yeaaah I like it like that.

[Lumbo]

Lets see, if its a setup what will happen ....
1) if its no fake then the gm in question will have a nice talk with his superiors regarding his conduct and a warning, it ends there.
2) As Funcom can easily identify the trapper he WILL get a life ban from Funcom games, as fitting. Cause preying on your employees is a violation of the EULA as is posting GM conversations on the net without prior consent.

Not that it will matter as the game as of now is unfinished alpha rubbish void ANY end game content.

[HeavyMetalGear]

I can see a new ad campaign for WoW come from this.

"Play World of Warcraft. We won't try to F*@% you."

[jack who]

[]: My panties wont come off :[
[|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy character… lol
[|GM|]: in rl?
To []: Huh?
To []: No, in game =[
[|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life :)
[|GM|]: oh…
[|GM|]: I’ll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
To []: YES!!!
To []: Whip out your massive sword too.

[LoVeRSaMa]

[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.

I am sorry, I CRIED AT THIS.

*Wipes tear from his eye.

[Tyrael]

http://bash.org/?104383

[Meus Renaissance]

This would be funny if it wasn't entrapment. Yeah it's stupid and sad that people would even want to try and get excited over a video game but then again, it's sadder when there are people out there trying to find someone would take the bait.

[ZombieNinjaPanda]

You deserve to be fired.

Btw, last lines had me laughing!

[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.

Lmaoooo

[Timesplitter14]

I smell the taint of Anon and /b/

[lewis]

holy crap

[TheAveragePs3User]

Litles big planets FTW!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!

stewp[ids xbots!

*goes back to playing haze*

[KBDuB]

"To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9 year old knows about glory holes?"

Lol. You'd be surprised, nowadays. ahaaa

[PS3thedestroyer]

This is exstremely sad ahahaha loser, who uses a fkn computer to try and have cyber sex, he must be 1 ugly mother fkr is he has to do that!

[Lumpyluf]

LOL

[tplarkin7]

This looks like a desperate PR stunt for AOC. The rumor is that AOC is nearly dead. The previous stunt was the patch which "accidentally" made women's boobs smaller. Now this. It's quite convenient to have snapshots of the whole incident. Isn't it?

[thehitman]

ROFL! holy shyt Im deing in complete laughter. That convo was completely HILARIOUS omg...

[hano]

To be honest, the GM didn't sound like he was cybering, he was just bored and wanted to have some laughs by acting ridicilous.