The 10 People We Hope Shut the F*** Up at E3

If you people say one more damn word, Crispy Gamer will start murdering kittens. Seriously.

[pwnsause]

Jaffe didnt even say a word so far this year, and he always delivers on his promises, why dont they STFU!

[NO_PUDding]

Where the heck is Fumito Ueda on the should speak list. Huh? Should be ashamed.

Tim Schafer deserves place there, for sure. As does Warren Spector. Ahhh... Good old Dues Ex... and Thief.... and Sytem Shock... wow watch a ledge.

Notice how tons of Microsoft games and employees are all over the shut-up one. I wish they had put Shane Kim there. He just wouldn't keep his gob shut.

[Overr8ed]

well looking at this list Kittens will be murdered... PEOPLE HIDE THE KITTENS from those damn Aussies!!! (i love Aussies)

[thePatriot]

if you dont want to hear about twisted metal for ps3 then close your ears. me on the other hand would like david jaffe to scream as loud as he can thank you

[kwicksandz]

Are you crazy pudding?

Every game he is touched has turned to gold. I hope he has a surprise announcement - back on the deus ex 3 team!

[LJWooly]

There's no way you're being serious, whoknew.

[Shadow Flare]

Shane Kim
Aaron Goldbergstein (or whatever his name is)
David Reeves
Shane Kim
Whoevers going to talk about the 360 wii-mote (because i know they'll say something about how they are innovative and fresh)
Shane Kim

[wolfehound22]

lol that sounds like fanboy talk to me. As I do agree that Sony fanboys need to shutup, but equally 360 fanboys need to also. You can't come out and say fanboys shutup and then go and bash Sony fanboys but not the 360 fanboys. Then all you end up sounding like is a 360 fanboy.

[Silogon]

I personally wish these Dong bongs would shut the F**K up, myself.

[PoSTedUP]

yes, i feel the same way.

[FartGhost]

Wow, that was actually a fantastic list.

Glad to see Jonathon Mak getting recognized for his wonderful but subtle Everyday Shooter.

[RememberThe357]

Holy crap I was going to say the same exact thing, except different.

[QueefyB]

can someone replace that picture with this one http://www.microsoft.com/pr...

thanks

[Shane Kim]

I hope I'll shut my mouth as well, but I think I just want to go up stage and just talk out of my ass for 3 hours like I usually do.

[masterofpwnage]

u kno who needs to stfu
those people from miscrosoft, fuk wat there name.
well the asian guy and the white guy.
i hate them.
they talk like there console is the best and the most perfected one this gen

[The Lazy One]

Have you never heard any major company executive talk to the press ever?

Nintendo and Sony sound the same. Sony used to sound worse. Nintendo spent more time talking about how much they're selling than games at their press conference last year.

Which leads me to...

lol at reggie's thing.

[Rattles]

I would let everyone on that list blabber all they wanted too just to have Greenburg and kimmy boi STFU

[Relcom]

you would actually see its a awesome list, except Jaffe i want him to announce my Twisted Metal.

[-Maverick-]

How about wanna be Cliffy b.

[THE_JUDGE]

and his freaking game is still 2 months away. I tire of him quickly, not so much what he says but that stupid name of his. I hate people saying it aloud, just sounds like an 8 year old's nickname.

[kazuma]

i know what the crispy crew could do. shoot themselves in the head.

[Angelitos]

Poor Xbots

Poor Xbots, they have the worst people- Shane Kim and Greenburg....talk too much. Poor Xbots, I just hope you shut the f*ck up when the PS3 has so many great thing, while you are stuck with worthless things for your fixme dvd player.

Poor Xbots

[NegativeCreep427]

Yeah I totally thought Shane Kim and that fat bald guy (who I assume is Greenburg) would be included on the list of guys who need to shut the F up. Those two are so F'n annoying, and the weeks preceding the release of MGS4 N4G posted like two articles everyday with Stupid Shane Kim talking more crap about the PS3.

I'm surprised there wasn't more articles preceding the release of MGS4 with the headlines:

Shane Kim: MGS4 will not be successful

Shane Kim: MGS is not a real IP

Shane Kim: MGS4 is the worst game this gen.

Shane Kim: MGS4 is not on Xbox 360, so it inherently sucks.

Shane Kim: Playing MGS4 will give you cancer.

[Tommy Vercetti]

Really? You guys are kidding right? We have had Gears of War, Halo 3 ,Bioshock, Mass Effect,etc and are looking forward to Peter Jackson's Halo Project, Gears 2, Fable 2, Left 4 Dead, Alan Wake and many others. PS3 has been described as a "barren wasteland" and just got off "life support" with it's first great game MGS4. You have a lot of nerve fanboy.

[FAQS]

Q: Really?
A: Are you living at the same time we did...You guys make laugh so much when you say you have games...the only game that escapes are Gears, halo is crap, Bioshock is on PS3, Mass effect is a disappoitment, NG 2 is a flop, Too Human, flop again, against MGS4, masterpiece, Uncharted, masterpiece of adveture games, Ratchet Clank, masterpiece of platform games, GT5, masterpiece of driving games, and comparing your ridiculous list of games coming to xbox 360 whith the incoming for the PS3 like Killzone 2, Resistance 2, Tekken 6, God War 3, LBP, Final Fantasy XIII, GT5, and A LOT MORE, is a total reason to laugh!

[juuken]

Damn crybabies. They b*tch about PS3 owners coming to their articles but when the PS3 gains some momentum, they come over like termites to try and talk smack!

[juuken]

You are an idiot.

Did I say this was a PS3 article?

Did I say in any of my comments that this was a PS3 article?

How about doing a little *reading* before you jump the gun? And I have to admit, the medieval comment was clever but it was also stupid at the same time.

[Tommy Vercetti]

I have never heard anyone call Uncharted a "masterpiece" The Official Playstation Magazine only gave it 4 out of 5 stars. Same goes for the 29th R&C game. As for upcoming PS3 games I am not impressed. Killzone 2 will be underwhelming just like the first, Tekken has been eclipsed by other fighters, I am not sold on LBP, Final Fantasy is on it's 13th game! Do we really need another? The one great game will be God Of war 3. So yes dumb@ss REALLY!

[iHEARTboobs]

*shakes head*
FAQS = Frequently Asked Questions

And you've never heard Uncharted and R&C be called masterpieces because you don't listen to the people that have played those games. Some people only listen to what they want to hear. You're not interested in many PS3 games because you don't have one and are caught up in the console war like so many others. FACT!

[juuken]

...I'll tell you who needs to shut the f*ck up.

Greenburg, Kim, the 360 muppets, and CliffyB, the fairy godmother of Greys of Bore 1.5.

That would make me incredibly happy.

Thank you and goodnight.

And a good hearty 'I DON'T GIVE A DAMN' to those who disagree. I am sick and tired of these idiots trying to bash everything PS3 related.

[Bzone24]

I'd like to see junken shut the F*** Up in Xbox 360 only articles.

I can't wait until grade school starts back up so you won't be here with your Xbox whining as much. There is more to life than hating on Microsoft.

You hate people that bashes the ps3, but yet you bash Microsoft in 99% of your posts.

[WIIIS1]

I agree juuken should STFU. Everytime he/she/it makes an attempt at communication or expression, it is a step back for humanity.

[xboxftw]

The only way to shut him to take his bubbles. He suddenly got back up from 3 bubbs.

[juuken]

And I would like to see all of you shut the f*ck up in PS3 articles.

You crawl out of your freakin' hiding places to diss every single thing PS3 related. 'Oh, oh, we had this first!!!!!111', 'Oh, oh, we had that first!!11111' 'Oh, oh, Sony's sooooooo freakin' late! They're going to lose teh console race!111111'

Wah, wah, waaaaaaah, does it kill your poor souls that I come on your pwecious 360 articles, putting you in your damn places? Bragging about Greys of Bore 1.5, etc, etc? If you morons are allowed to come over to PS3 articles and slam that disagree button whenever someone says that Sony will kick a large amount of ass this holiday season, then what stops PS3 owners from doing the same thing?

YA HYPOCRITICAL MUPPETS!

The only way to shut me up is to take away my bubbles? Yeah, that's what you 360 muppets always do. You will NEVER shut me up when it comes to putting you in your freakin' places.

I don't give a damn how many times you slam that disagree button because that's the TRUTH.

Also, you guys love rubbing it in the faces of PS3 owners that Sony made allll of these mistakes. 2.4 screwed up, 2.4 bricked consoles, 2.4 didn't bring the full packet, yada, yada, yada.

[WIIIS1]

How is this a PS3 article? Jesus, we're now back into medieval times, all thanks to your last few posts.

[Shadow Flare]

How about you baboons go back to figuring out what made your 360's rrod? Was it sitting on a carpet? Or was it simply turning it on? Did the noise and speed the fan has to go damage the system through vibration? Or was it too much for the 360 play a dvd? That should keep you guys occupied for a while. And then when you've got it fixed, you can finally play that awezome killerz app you've all been waiting for, teh Banjo 3. Have fun.

[karlostomy]

After all she is a girl gamer.... In our society girl gamers get shunned more than regular gamers!

And despite her incessant trolling and selfupbubbling, she DOES have a good heart... somewhere... (hidden under her voluminous body)
I think she is just really confused and aimless in life.

I am guessing she hides her inner emptiness and pain with her many angry, angry posts and, horribly, I think she may also use food to self medicate and ease her own suffering, which can lead to weight problems, can't it, Juuken?

I nearly gave Juuken a bubble out of pity, but she seems to do a good job of upbubbling herself with her multiple accounts... so no help needed from me, huh?

Anyway, Juukeen, (you little scallywag) ... remember to take care of yourself, ok?
I'd hate to see you hurt yourself again?

[scoobysnacks]

Hello Karlostomy, how are you.......

[Covenant]

I'll trade all of them for the ability to shut fanboys up.

[Old Snake]

Lol that was quite funny, but I disagree with David Jaffe. 1. We haven't heard anything from this guy in like a year, and 2. he is funny as hell and doesn't care what he has to say

[THE_JUDGE]

since he quite Sony and went solo. Let him have a little shine for the conference, I hope they show Twisted Metal for PS3!!!

[Jamaicangmr]

I'd have to go with Shane Kim easy on this one. Then the president of Sony Euro even though he's been doing alot better lately. However Shane Kim by a landslide.

[meepmoopmeep]

interesting list. a lot, if not most deserve to be on there.

[In Mid Air]

I come back to check the comments after I stopped reading them along time ago and the community is even more pathetic with all these fanboys and pathetic people that take this whole thing to seriously. *sigh* Only reading the news again. This site = N4F

[BoneMagnus]

Seriously one of the better gaming industry articles I've read. I would have put together the exact same list.

[Fighter]

crispy gamer sucks. I actually want to hear those people talk so that they can make a bigger fool of themselves and that we can comment on the things they say. I don't know why David Jaffe is on the list, he actually has interesting things to say and crispy gamer gives the worse excuse as for why he should shut up. I guess everyone wants hits on their site.

[Panthers]

Well this list really needs that Fat douche bag from Valve. He should be on the STFU list for all time.

[TheColbertinator]

You mean Gabe Newell?I agree there because he complains about programming for the consoles because all he has ever worked on is PC.He whined about the PS3,Wii,and sometimes also complains about 360.Besides he is just a programmer.The Valve writing staff are the genuises in the company because Half-Life has such a great story.

It does'nt make sense to praise Newell cause he's not really behind everything about Half-Life.

[The Lazy One]

valve has some great game designers too.

I'd say their least impressive department is probably their programmers. It's like epic, but backwards.

I WANT TO HEAR MORE FROM ID!!!! GIVE ME MORE ID!!!! ID ME!!!

[Panthers]

Thats it. I dont remember names to well. He complains about everything. He acts like a no it all and I guess it makes him feel better to find faults in everything and b**ch about them. He complained about windows, 360, Wii, and said Sony should basically recall the PS3, give everyone their money back, and redo it from scratch. LOL

[andron]

Replace David Jaffe with Gabe Newell and the list would be ok...

[grantps3]

cliffy b. is my number one that needs to shut up

[gunnerheadboy]

Shane Kim aka D!ck face needs to shut up.

[Skerj]

Absolutely fantastic list that I agree %99 with (gotta love Jaffe), never thought that'd happen either.

[FPS nut]

That was a very one sided list

[Aqua]

There are also tons of people that bash everything Xbox 360 related (QueefyLoser for one) so the PS3 isnt the only console that gets bashed. Just to let you know. lol

[PimpDaddy]

She is the biggest hipocrite on here. It's ok to bash the 360 and anything/anybody involved in her eyes. But if you dare say anything remotely close to being negative about Sony, she and her friends will gang rape your sh!t, start taking bubbles, hitting disagree with thier multiple accounts, and personally attack you.

This site is a joke. The fact that this FemiNazi claims to have just finished college yet cusses everyone out like a 12 year old child and spends all her time in this forum tells me all I need to know about her.

I think juuken needs to shut the f*ck up.

Oh and this QueefyB dude is somebody's multiple account and in less than a week all he has done is troll these forums and repeatedly bash the 360 yet he now has 7 bubbles. This site fails...

[juuken]

But most often it's the PS3 section. None of you can let something GO for once. The PS3 gets XMB, you guys brag that you had it first. A new game comes, and the developer prefers the 360 first, you guys brag like there's no tomorrow.

[karlostomy]

Hi juuken my precious cupcake...

Once again you are exhibiting symptoms of
"Juuken-Ignorance-Despit e-Twice-Daily-Pwnage-Syndrome "

Keep it up grrrrrrrl! You'll set a new record soon...lol

[juuken]

WHOOOOOA! Low blow karl! I'm really feeling that impact now! Seriously, do you think your insults are flattering? Do you really think that I give a rat's ass what you think about me? Do you really think that I'm in tears over your disgusting comments?

Ya know, for someone who has a girlfriend, you sure treat ladies like crap over the internet. You better pray long and hard that your little girlfriend stays with you because I don't even know what she's doing with a filthy, Hitler loving c*ckface like you.

Nice comments you had there...that little long paragraph insulting me? I thought that was pretty clever...I kinda chuckled because the only thing you can use against me is a bunch of insults. I can insult a guy as much as he insults me. I'm not the type of person who will back down from a bully such as yourself.

Keep it up karl.

I implore you to continue your little b*llshit talk! I'm not afraid of you or your little insults. I can hold my own...so you're f*cking with the wrong female.

I noticed, in all your comments...you never show any real proof as to why Sony will never catch up with Microsoft. You're always using links that are either debatable or is based on inaccurate facts. You can't seem to admit that the 360 sales are slowing down and Microsoft is so damn desperate at the moment to slash prices that they had to do it before E3.

Take my advice.

Shut the hell up.

Ooooooh, disagrees! Cry me a river. Like I give a damn. I love how the bots defend their own, even when the guy is a bloody asshole!

[Bazookajoe_83]

But if it´s crap coming out it will go in on one side and directly out on the other...

[Bathyj]

I love Jaffe. He so doesn't give a fuk about what you think he's almost Aussie.

I like COB III, I just dont like the pseudo celebrity he things he is since Gears launched. Your just a nerd with a cool job dude, be happy with that.

Surely theres room on that list, (maybe right up top) for Kotaku?

[Aqua]

I got a message someone named "anonymous" and it said "YOU DUMB XBOT !!!!!!!! P.S KISS MY ASS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE"

I started laughing like crazy. Also whoever sent me that, why did you have to hide yourself by putting anonymous. Are you afraid or something?

[WIIIS1]

Just take a good look at the responses to this article and you know for a FACT this site is filled to the brim with rabid, childish, hate-filled Sony droids.

Not a single 360 supporter has committed the immature act of maligning any developer, executive or spokesperson from Sony.

[GiantEnemyCrab]

hah you should see how many I get, some real wackos.

[Obama]

lol well it's not only ps3 fans doing this. I got serveral bots private messaging me using the n word. :/

[Bigpuff]

Tomonobu Itagaki should be on the top of the list.

[slave2Dcontroller]

"Gay"be Newell and the phagz over at Valve.

Why? Because listening to these lazy ass developers whine about the PS3 being too hard to develope for is a waste of "MY" time.

1st runner up; Aaron Greenburg

2nd runner up; That fool- Shane Kim

How these 2 didnt make the STFU list is beyond me

[FPS nut]

Gee... make it obvious why don't you.

[slave2Dcontroller]

These guys talk out their asses too damn much. If your implying that I dont like the 360 you've made a mistake. We are talking PEOPLE not consoles. Ken Kutaragi and his 4D non sense would have been on my list too but he aint around.

[pshizle]

great list

[gayboy]

I wish valve would show ps3 owners a little love, theyre some of my favourite developers and they just spit all over ps3 users. That being said I would never tell them to shut up for fear that I would'nt receive any cake.

[Julia Bond]

gayboy=fail

<3

[timmyrulz]

Talkinf about STFU, where is Nasim these days, not heard a peep for a while now, dude come back, the humour as left the building

[karlostomy]

lol

Juuken = NASIM

[smturner68]

I just can't believe what some of you guys pick up on to respond about. The whole article was just well written and FUNNY. It was supposed to be light hearted. I read the comments to see if anyone agreed, but mostly people just picked up on who to hate. Y'all are scarey. I think that the article just picked out people who are always in the spotlight, and picked on them for fun. (OMG! they picked on david jaffe! boo hoo!) lol. so what.

[mperdomo]

My grandfather once said, "Opinions are likes assholes. Everyone has one." lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was freaking hilarious

[Masta_fro]

that article is full of hate, why even write something like that?

get some real news.

[Surfman]

Shane Kim.

[NMC2007]

Lets tell these people to STFU and while we are at it lets cancel E3!!
Nothing like going to a damn show where nobody talks about anything, awesome! Why does N4G allow these dumbass write ups from idiots with nothing better to do than to write about nothing.

Hey, here is an idea for that person, GTFO of the gaming world, I for one like to hear these devs and game industry guys and gals talk, some of them are really interesting, like Cliffy B & Peter Moore and Peter M. among others in that list, everyone should talk, I don't care if they are talkin trash or not.

Note: They should put a wet sock in Mark Rein's mouth, that is the only one that annoys me a bit.

[OpiZA]

Hehe that was a great article :)

[LinuxGuru]

Crispygamer can kiss my ass.

Why? For including Jaffe in that list. He does not belong in that list at all.

[dachiefsman]

I don't think any of them should be on there and crispy gamer.

At least some of these guys are interesting. Who wants some diatribe standing up there in a monotone voice?

Crispy gamer I hope you STFU!

[VMAN_01]

Yeh why is Jaffe on that list, although I agree with Cliffy B he keeps saying Gears will be bigger, badass and better and its getting annoying.

[Shane Kim]

Please, don't blame me I did a crappy console and talk sh!t about every other company and game who is not on 360. As punishment, I'll stand close to 3 hours on E3 and just yadda yadda yadda.

[KidMakeshift]

Dennis Dyack is one of the most annoying, b!tchy developers/forum nazi's out there

Please, PLEASE STFU ALREADY!!!!

If you can't take criticism then don't put yourself and an abundant amount of footage of your dull looking game out there

Too Human is the new Advent Rising

[media73]

Try adding Kojima sick of that t@ thinking the sun shines out of his arse and all sony fans getting a tan.

[SL1M DADDY]

Come on, that list is just too short. They should have excluded the 6 guys they want to hear from and added six more pompous windbags.

[ustayclassyn4g]

wow crispygamer really know how to make an e3

[Spike47]

why should anybody shut up at E3? I just don't wanna hear one company talk about how many consoles they are selling.

[VirusE]

I can’t pull it up for some reason? Please god tell me Will Wright the spore guys is on that list. That game better be the 2nd coming of Christ the way he boasts about it.

I don't think Jaffe should be on the list, he has more than proved his weight in gold.

I don't want Dennis Dyack to be on the list (even though he should be) for the same reasons I don’t think Jaffe should be on the list but if I found out Dennis had his bottom two ribs removed... LOL I won’t go there. Yes silicon knights makes some of the best games on the planet and few can match the story telling but Dennis seems to love to hear himself talk A LOT. If i found out that too human had a directors commentary track i wouldn't be surprised at all. I think too human will rock (I love Diablo and norse mythology) but Dennis should try letting the game speak for itself rather than play PR damage control all the time. Dennis they say to never show unfinished art to people who don’t make art for a reason….

[Brandon R]

I agree with all of them on the list, I can't any of them.

[Highwayman]

PM needs to shutup?! More like Crispy Gamer needs to shut the F up!
Everything that PM has spoken of he's shown us in real time gameplay.
So the man broke some promises, every body breaks promises. I know we're in for some real treats with Fable 2 this E3, they're going to have playable demos on the floor this year. The game has come a long way, it does look real good.

And so what if PM talks about the dog, who doesn't love a good dog?

But that's okay, PM will let Fable 2 do the talking. While crispy Gamer inserts their foot into their mouths.

There were others on that list that don't need to STFU...Sounds like Crispy Gamer just wants some traffic.

[xSHROOMZx]

So except for Tim Schaffer... tha only people they want to hear more from is Playstation devs...???? Also, tha only people that they pretty much dont want to hear are 360 people... except a few sony guys and Reggie from Nintendo... but when they say something about sony they make it sound sweet and all, unlike 360 people who they just sound like a$$holes about... Sony Dev ie: "needs to just sit in a corner", and not that we dont want to hear him but....

Im really starting to think that N4G.com is nothing but a bunch of Sony fanboys runnin this site... I know its supposed to be user ran sorta, but it isnt. I always look at pending articles, if their is something about 360 it takes a long time to get approved, unless its bashing it. If its Sony related, even something retarded sony, like "Sony CEO takes a crap 2 times today!!!" would get approved quicker.

Why do I continue to com here?

[DFresh]

Everyone is basically saying they don't care about MS anymore.
Sony Devs are being praised with awards and MS Devs are getting the boot.
MS Devs talk a lot of s*** and thus why no one cares.
Sony Devs don't have to say a word they know they have a great experience and don't have to keep defending themselves constantly except maybe Jaffe of God of War.
I still believe Jaffe has the right to talk s*** because he always delivers and makes the best game he can all the time.
Cliffy B will talk nothing but trash until his game comes out doesn't talk to his fans until it's too late and acts surprised when something is wrong with his game.
It's quality over quantity not the other way around.

[tomfoolery]

Sony owned,controlled,and retarded!
Just like the gameless Blu chunks viewer,the cheese S3.