5 pairs of eye-popping game boobs

Gaming is mature business but developers keep luring us in with eye-popping and absurdly proportioned digital boobs. Here are five examples.

[hoppermania]

I am more of an ass... nah, no way. Boobs!

[nveenio]

There's nothing tasty you can suck out of an ass.

[robothouserock]

Not with that attitude.

[nveenio]

I've seen Two Girls and a Cup.

I stand by my statement.

[Drithe]

BOOBIES! GREAT BOOBIE GOD WE LUB YOU!!!

[saladthieves]

At last, N4G user's true colors showing.

Who am I kidding, boobs get me every time.

[GenericNameHere]

Hear hear! Boobies > Bodacious Buttocks. I personally have become more fond of slightly smaller boobs in the last couple of years, but I still love them big!

[Swiggins]

Am I the lone leg man on N4G?

Tis a lonely existance.

[hiredhelp]

Nope your not Alone im more a Butt and leg man

[digitalwolf]

You are not alone!

Seems to be a minority though, perhaps we should connect with the hips crowd?

[killacal13]

Let's all agree that ass and boobs are just so awesome.

[MRMagoo123]

here ya go guys watch the whole thing its a comedy song get to the chorus before you judge. he is australian.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

It is the right song for this thread

[OCEANGROWNKUSH]

I love tittys as much as the next man, but a girl with a flat or flabby ass is not attractive to me! It doesn't need to be huge or anything, but damn, it has to exist at least! lol

[Elit3Nick]

Mention boobs, swell with traffic

[MRMagoo123]

You said swell

[Ghost_Nappa]

Traffic isn't the only thing swelling right now

[Neixus]

Seriously, who approved this? Have you never seen a girl before?

[Felis_Rufus]

One of them uploaded his sexy asian sister in law :)

[SilentNegotiator]

Because being with real women means that you'll never want a little fantasy ever again.

[NegativeCreep427]

In most cases, Fantasy actually becomes a necessity for a long-lasting marriage. Other women (and aspects of their anatomy) will always catch a red-blooded heterosexual man's eye. Anyone who balks at that have never been married or married long enough to get tired of looking at the same woman every night. (Or is just a stupid troll that doesn't know any better.)

It isn't P.C. to say it, but goddamn it it's the truth.

[Spotie]

If you don't like boobs, leave them to those of us that do.

I don't let real or fake hinder my appreciation for the female body. Seems like a silly thing for anyone to do.

[thorstein]

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[Waffles11]

I have to disagree. There is nothing better and more awesome than fapping to a virtual set while eating hot pockets and having the controller jammed up the rear. Actually... I take that back. The real deal is so much better....and tastier than hot pockets.....

[Grell566]

28 years old and never seen a boob in real life.

[nX]

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[Godmars290]

That's a tough self-admission dude. A tough self-admission.

[Rimgal]

You can thank me later...

http://www.lumpphoto.com/co...

[DoggyBiscuit]

U wanna see boobs in real life just go to the strip club

[Ezz2013]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie....

[teflontactics]

All of the boob physics attempts shown here are horrible.

[ShaunCameron]

Yep. The industry has done a better job with the butt physics. Case in point: Bayonetta.

[medman]

My eyes did indeed pop...good headline.

[Felis_Rufus]

Once you pop, you can't stop ;)

[ScottyHoss]

It's you don't stop until you "pop" lol

[GamePeace]

This is only eye-popping bullshit that is not needed in games.
This is more a thing of Hollywood. Oh, i forgot... the videogame industry is made of Hollywood like actors and actress, which are the persons behind their hyped games. Keep this things for yourself, dear perverts. What I want is some neutral gameplay over those facades.

[NegativeCreep427]

So let me get this straight, you couldn't enjoy a good game at all...just because it has some T&A in it? I guess you think Lara Croft is a cancer to the gaming industry...and you only buy Nintendo games.

Edit: "add exactly nothing to gameplay" while that may be true, it also doesn't take away from an already well-crafted and well-designed game. It's just frosting on the cake.

Even if the next Metroid game was GOTY, you still wouldn't play it? I'm no Dr. Phil but with that it sounds like you have some insecurity involving women's breasts more than anything else.

[GamePeace]

Not a cancer, my dear friend. Only an eye-cancer for my sense of originality. Let me get this straight... it does add exactly nothing to the gameplay. Oh, and do not forget about Samus Aran of Nintendo. Would not buy the game...

[Droidbro]

Gamepeace complains about over sexualization of games.

Immediately faps to photos in same article.

[digitalwolf]

Sounds deep but this comment is actually very shallow.

[masterfox]

you can't go wrong with boobs!!!;)

[Ezz2013]

Well,About that .....nevermind

[Relientk77]

I love how fast this hit top news lol

[PaulKersey]

If you want to see the real version of the girl in the pic, Google the name "Hitomi Tanaka".

[insomnium2]

Holy shite I just did and man there are some great places to grab with that woman. I feal sorry for her since her back must be in agony but hell for a few nights of fun every now and then I'd tap that ass to the max!

[Agent_hitman]

Very effective, my eyes popped..

[Godmars290]

The entire DOA cast without exception? Even the guys?

No wait. Come to think of it their pecks are enormous...

[Felis_Rufus]

Ehrm no, just the gals.

[ShaunCameron]

Speaking of game boobs, I'm hoping the home console Senran Kagura game gets a North America retail release date.

[Knightofelemia]

still my fave always get a laugh when watching this

[jegheist2014]

boobies r kool but anything to big and itl easily crush you or smother you im more butt guy myself previous comments above nothing tast u can suck out arse.

true but if your owman keeps her plugs clean u can kiss that wide bubble butt and bubble butts beat boobies any day i like tennage tittys they r perfect size nothing more then handful big butts it more cushion for the pushing lol im sorry if i sound lil x rated but hey it is what it is

[LightDiego]

Boobs are part of our culture, it's an art, just appreciate it.

[XanderZane]

More of a booty man, but you can't go wrong with boobs either. This is what I'm talking about. Yahooozaa!!

[MadLad]

jernalizm

[the_mack_attack3]

These damn stories.... Always with the Boobs!

[Paprika]

Lol, you know its been a slow day on the news front when this is the #1 article on N4G.

[aLiEnViSiToR]

Type BO_OBS in a tittle and you got yourself an "article" :P

[CerealKiller]

Are the pictures or videos not loading for anyone else? All I see is black boxes.

[MRMagoo123]

I think that means your parents have set up parental control on your Internet. Bad luck

/joke

[CerealKiller]

LOL! hold on lemme check.... [clicks homepage button][10 minutes later] ... nope parental controls definitely not on!

[level 360]

Am a fan of Paolo Serpieri's ( Drunna ) but the PC game was utter rubbish.

Hope some independent game developer could pick this up and properly do a next-gen release.

[goldwyncq]

All of a sudden,the majority of N4G becomes horny 12 year olds.

[Spikeantestor]

How is this possibly the highest trafficked article on the site right now?!

[Deadpool616]

Science should answer your question! In fact, I have a theory that the imagine for the story has a very strong gravitational pull.

[Giantbomb82]

How? Do you know where you are?? Cartoon Boobs, PS4 sales, Drive Club is the best game ever, Xbone sucks. That sums up the top articles. And Pretty much sums up the absurdity of this piss poor site as a whole, but keeps me entertained.

[NarooN]

It's okay to post articles celebrating tits, but I lost a bubble for "immaturity" for calling an attractive older woman a milf in the comments section a while back. Stay classy, N4G.

But yeah, boobs R GR8, M8

[DarkBlood]

Whoooaaahoo IM AN ASS MAN *dun dun* IM AN ASS MAN *dun dun* ..... lol what am I doing

[NarooN]

Lol Billy Gunn ftw

[JohnApocalypse]

Boobs are great

[arbitor365]

firmness is a much more rare and desirable attribute than girth, in my opinion. so watermelon sized boobs dont really appeal to me.

[Ryan741]

Its disappointing this website was OK with this article, does nothing to help the reputation of gamers.

[RondoMachete]

Boobs are awesome but when a woman wears a pair of leggings or yoga pants the shape of a good ass blows me away every time. Pure sexiness wrapped up perfectly.

[theshredded]

I need a box of tissues right now

[mediate-this]

All those parts are awesome. But I'm all about the face. Great bone structure nice eyes gets me. Ofc bewbs and Azz are nice. But I appreciate a nice good looking face