"Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is the latest from Dejobaan Studios, the guys behind 1, 2, 3, Kick It! Drop that beat like an ugly baby and AAAAAAaaaaAAAA A reckless disregard for gravity. Apart from having awesome names the games are all rather different. DRP is an FPS set in a futuristic Boston. The story centres around you – Reuben Matsumoto – whose bar gets destroyed by your bartending robot Tim. He proceeds to take all your robot staff with him and turns them into twelve Drunken Robot Centrefolds of mayhem. " says CalmDownTom
Sure... Navigating planes to various landing strips is easy enough, especially when you have all of that free space to move around in. So perhaps you're after something a bit more taxing on your braincells, perhaps with a few hazards mixed in, because you're just that hardcore. CrossRoads eschews this flying around nonsense and keeps you stuck to the terra firma as you navigate vehicles of all kinds to their destination.
If you’re a fan of similar twitch based run and gun games like Painkiller or Serious Sam then the frantic mayhem of Drunken Robot Pornography may well suit you. However the gameplay and the graphics share much in common; both are well polished but incredibly basic and repetitive. Some balancing is required in order to make level difficulty as you progress through the game a bit more linear. The only place where DRP feels as though it’s trying hard is in the humour, which is more often miss than hit.
PAX East has come and gone and it was another great year in the books. This time there was more of a Indie presence than a AAA presence at the show. Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily? Will this be the trend for other PAX’s as well? The Gamer’s Lounge had a blast at PAX and here were some of the great highlights
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That editing though...
Never spotted that. I blame the man flu I had when I was writing :)