LazyGamer writes:
"To be frank, and let's be honest here, there are simply not enough games featuring bikini clad women chopping apart zombies with samurai swords. Even if you take the more tame, less offensive approaches, featuring something like elves or barbarians or bullet witches, it doesn't all seem to come together. For what seems to be a pretty straight-forward genre - hack 'n slash RPG - so many developers don't get it right. If people who enjoyed such games really cared about the story and statistics that means anything other than a bigger weapon, we wouldn't have the 'hack' and 'slash ' stamped on the front.
Now girls in bikinis slashing zombies with a sword sounds like the right direction. So, how about a cow girl with a scarf cutting up the undead? Sheer art."
Read on for more plus a few videos...
This week we have a non-drunkard show, Allison out with the plague of some kind, we all wish her a speedy recovery! Without the lady to reel us in, we start out off topic on old subjects, rap music and websites, Killzone 2, etc.. but we get back on track and actually cover all the important gaming news and more, enjoy!
Show notes:
MIR-12 Agent killed - the story explained.
Asian girls don't be rude - have sex with that zombie dude! - Is this even viral?
Superbowl - James has money on the Cardinals, wtf!?!
Tiger Woods, Geoff Keighley, Major Nelson, Derek Jeter in Orlando Feburary 3rd
NEWS:
Analysts say Wii could see "sudden collapse"
Platinum Games loves NeoGAF fan ads
Sony: PS3 will remain the most expensive console - Time to let go of Blu-Ray?
Activision announces DJ Hero - Greatest idea or worst idea?
Take-Two cries - Used game market killing gaming (still!?)
Former Crackdown developers working on "Project Crackdown"
Gamecock Founder Mike Wilson may have bought Hardcore Gamer magazine
Lego Rock Band game is coming!
Take StarCraft classes at Berkeley
JW Went to School With a Rapist
Guitar Hero outsold Rock Band (but still isn't as good)
Best of luck to new gaming site Rejected Gamer!
I'm not even listening, do these idiots not want to be able to play PS3 games on their PS3?
Of course not, a shiny black box that allows us to connect to Home is all a person needs.
(retarded response to a retarded comment)
Heh, I'm not the one who wants to have a PS3 that can't play PS3 games.
You know, since the games are all on Blu-ray.
Yea they are stupid how can hey not realize the PS3 games themselves are on blu ray discs *sigh* Idiots.
Hey! I have an idea! Lets remove my DVD drive from my PC so I can't install new retail games or watch movies!
Oh...
Wait.
people still whining about the blu ray sh*t? get the fu*k over it! its 2009 move on....sick of these bias gaming sites...ps3 is here to stay! stop the HATE!
just show us the b00bies