According to myth, Pandora was given a jar (or box if you will) that contained all of the evils of the world - including hope - and instructed by Zeus and told never to open it. But, she was also give the "gift" of curiosity, and so ultimately did. She unleashed upon the world all that was contained inside but not before closing it, sealing in hope. The "evils" were represented as guile, envy, vanity and the like. But, what if they were actually the creatures of old? When Pandora shut her box, could she have saved mankind from being overrun by the mythical animals that once inhabited the world?
In this special 'Sadistic Santa' edition of the Black Panel Podcast, the team discusses the horrid presents they have received for Xmas, including Farming Simulator, Duke Nukem Forever and Legendary.
Looking for great games for the holidays?
In honor of Thanksgiving and real turkeys everywhere that have laid down their lives in the service of your belly, here is a small collection of PC gaming 'turkeys' we've reviewed over the last year to avoid this holiday season.
Blair Herter announces the winner of G-Phoria '09 Game Most Deserving of a Uwe Boll Movie. Nominees include 'Golden Axe: Beast Rider', 'Castlevania Judgment', 'Legendary', 'Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayer' and 'X-Blades'.
NOTHING deserves a Uwe Boll movie. That guy is simply atrocious at everything he does. I can't believe how he can make a move so stupid, I'm not kidding I got sick after watching House of the Dead. It's like he actually wants to fail. A monkey with a camera and 10 bucks can make a better movie than this guy.
I've already seen an Onechanbara movie. Made in Japan and campy as hell but I enjoyed it thou :)
Sounds good, this is one i'm looking forward to. It doesn't have to be ground breaking, sometimes all an fps needs are enemies that you want to fight, werewolves, minotaur, griffin, etc etc, bring em on.