Yes, the rumors are true. You are indeed an aqua-haired, green-shoe-wearing hipster, out to rescue your fair maiden from the predictably-evil clutches of…someone. It’s not terribly important or emphasized. The essentials are that Mystic Mayhem is a rather nice-looking 2.5D platformer (think Paper Mario) in which you’re going to jump, climb and shoot projectiles out of your hand (Mega Man-style) over thirty stages.
Mystic Mayhem is an interesting platform with the interesting ability to switch to first person perspective at any time. But is this enough to warrant gamers' time?