"Let me tell you a little about myself first to put this in perspective. I used to date a horse girl. What is a “horse girl,” you ask? Well, friend, a “horse girl” is a lass with questionable ethics who derives too much pleasure from horse-related activities. There are people out there who enjoy going into a horse’s stall to shovel horse poop into a trowel for disposal. There are people who sit around talking about different horses like they’re varsity football players. There are people who feed their dogs hoof trimmings because it’s good for them. This game is for those kinds of people. Therefore, this game brought back terrible horse memories."
New horse simulation game from Ubisoft gallops its way onto the Nintendo 3DS system. Check out the screenshots inside.
