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High Times Metal Gear Solid 4 Review

By Lex Eskobar

"I love this game and I am giving it 5 out of 5 pot leaves. Go buy a PS3 if you don't have one and get this game. If you already have the system, get the game and roll the biggest joint you've ever rolled. Snake is waiting."
clintos59 - contributor
Published: 544 days 23 hours ago | Review | PlayStation 3 | Industry News
 
 

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castags - 544 days 23 hours ago
1 - how fitting...
Who better to know what i would like to play other than them?
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ATLRoAcH - 544 days 23 hours ago
1.1 - Yeah.
I know right.;)
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Jack Meahoffer - 544 days 22 hours ago
1.2 - Awesome review I love the stoner spin they put on it!
Didn't know High Times did game reviews. I'm going to have to start checking them from now on. I really need the pot head point of view as I'm pretty much always baked while playing video games... Especially big AAA games.
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fenderputty - 544 days 21 hours ago
1.3 - ^^^ @ Jack
Ditto man ...

"If you already have the system, get the game and roll the biggest joint you've ever rolled. Snake is waiting."

Do bong rips count? lol
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C_SoL - 544 days 20 hours ago
1.4 - almost......
every stoner plays video games......
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deeznuts - 544 days 19 hours ago
1.5 -
fenderputty, I don't smoke anymore, been years actually, but when I did, I knew no self-respecting pot head would NOT smoke out of a bong! Save the joints for the road or for people who smoke trash!

Oh, and glass only don't let no plastic touch that herb and lips!
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The Wood - 544 days 19 hours ago
1.6 - deeznuts
lol i do not agree with ya but that was funny. True about plastic though. That should never touch the human mouth
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LeSouteneur - 544 days 23 hours ago
2 - LOL at this comment
"If you already have the system, get the game and roll the biggest joint you've ever rolled. Snake is waiting."
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ATLRoAcH - 544 days 23 hours ago
2.1 - Yeah.
That's funny. MGS4 is already the most paranoid game there is. So this will make it that much more paranoid. lol

I love this quote: "This game is truly deserving of the finest weed you have in your stash." lol

Possibly this best quote ever: "The graphics are fantastic, the kind that would make any tech junkie weep with pride for his PS3 and HDTV combo but they are also good enough to cause any smoker’s joint to fall from their mouth and hit the floor as their jaw drops."

I vote this best review ever. :) lol.
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fenderputty - 544 days 21 hours ago
2.2 - ^^^^
Seriously good quotes there. I think the slant this was written in is awesome.

I don't think I would ever really take them seriously, but man, I can't help but appreciate the angle.
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Chronopath - 544 days 23 hours ago
3 - yesss!
finally a review that counts.
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juuken - 544 days 23 hours ago
4 -
STOP THE MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

j/k, j/k.

But seriously, this game...I have never seen a game receive this much attention.

EPIC.
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clintos59 - 544 days 22 hours ago
5 - What can I say, pretty soon mcdonalds and pizza hut and kfc will want to join in on the reviews..
We just got the first weed smoking site to review such a masterpiece in MGS4 so this is amazing. Everyone roll there blunts and lets go play some MGS4 and play around with the bosses, lol. Gotta love it. :)
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castags - 544 days 22 hours ago
5.1 - slow down chief
this game is a joint kinda game. Blunts are so GTA
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Nevers - 544 days 22 hours ago
5.2 - Agreed castags
Based on the little I've seen, IMHO Snake would be a Volcano Vaporizer guy...

http://www.storz-bickel.com...
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clintos59 - 544 days 22 hours ago
5.3 - castags..
Totally agree I mean I think I would start laughing too much just from the funny bits alone in MGS4 like while akuba was in the wheel barrel taking a shizz, lol.

Heck I would also be in a zone imagining things to do with the boss after defeating one and seeing them run after u, lol. Yeah crazy I know but I think thats what would run through my head if I was irie, lol. :)
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Gish - 544 days 21 hours ago
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holy crap did i miss a wheel barrow in the game? or are you baked as we speak? haha Pretty sure you meant the barrel.
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clintos59 - 544 days 19 hours ago
5.5 - Gish
My bad, yeah I meant barrel, lol. I think its not from being irie but I guess we can say lost of memmory, is more like it, lol.
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Nevers - 544 days 22 hours ago
6 - LMAO!!!
That is awesome... haven't bought a HT in forever and don't remember them ever reviewing vids; but that's uber-super-cool. Just further confirmation that this title/series would appeal to me.

Okay, Cheech what did you think? Does the game have enuf shag carpeting for Chong to get into??

;P
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castags - 544 days 22 hours ago
7 - Have you ever......................
played metal gear?... Have you ever played metal gear on, weed!?
IT"S FREAKIN CRAZY MAN!!!!

John Stewart rocks
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ATLRoAcH - 544 days 22 hours ago
7.1 - Half Baked...
...is one of my favorite movies.

Long live Chappelle!
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Evildoomnerd - 544 days 21 hours ago
7.2 - Agreed
and also long live flying Rottweiler!!
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BigKev45 - 544 days 21 hours ago
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Playing GTA with weed is crazy also.
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Orange Juice - 544 days 22 hours ago
8 - nice
I might have to go pick up that issue and read it over a fat bowlpack.
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Raoh - 544 days 21 hours ago
9 - lmfao
lol at castags
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Silogon - 544 days 21 hours ago
10 -
Lame as hell. As I said yesterday anyone and everyone is reviewing this game and the worst part, they're 80% sticking to metacritic too. It is unbalanced, unfair and a waste of time. It exploits the holes inside gamerankings and meta if you ask me.

87 reviews for this game
60 reviews for this game
70 reviews for this game

but since the 87 reviewed game has 95% it'll be game of the year!!

What a joke.
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ATLRoAcH - 544 days 21 hours ago
10.1 - Gamesblow...
...you're no fun. :)
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clintos59 - 544 days 19 hours ago
10.2 - Silogon
I think I would take a review from a high person that is open minded about games and plays games for the love of it then a game reviewer who hates a great game such as MGS4 and hated the series in the first place only to give u a biased review such as eurogamer and a few others who gave MGS4 such a low score then what it deserved.
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BigKev45 - 544 days 21 hours ago
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There is nothing like blunts, beer, & video games. WHOO-HOO!
Isn't that right fellas?
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Silogon - 544 days 21 hours ago
11.1 -
yeah, if you Jerry Garcia.
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JackBauerIsHIGH - 544 days 16 hours ago
11.2 -
Silogon quit being a negative nancy.

OT: fitting that this magazine reviewed this game. the first thing i did was roll up a few blunts and puffed away. it made the experience that much better.
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heyheyhey - 544 days 21 hours ago
12 -
where's the hard-working fella with his list of perfect reviews?
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cr33ping_death - 544 days 20 hours ago
12.1 -
day off???
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GVON - 544 days 20 hours ago
13 - This game is truly deserving of the finest weed you have in your stash. I can’t think of a better way to spend a stoned gaming session than with MGS 4
I don't condone drugs but it's the best quote I've read for a while
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clintos59 - 544 days 19 hours ago
13.1 - Totally agree..
This video bring back memmories, lol. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watc...
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highps3 - 544 days 20 hours ago
14 - 420
Enough said :)
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N2NOther - 544 days 20 hours ago
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I can't think of anyone's opinion on ANYTHING I could care less about.
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Azures - 544 days 20 hours ago
15.1 -
Really? How about a lowly North Korean soldier's take on MGS4?
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N2NOther - 544 days 11 hours ago
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Nope...Some douche that writes for a magazine about weed is still the king.
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Azures - 544 days 20 hours ago
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It reads like my friend wrote it lol.
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