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Eurogamer: NBA Ballers: Chosen One Review

Eurogamer writes: "'He threw his balls between her legs like he was playin' for the Globetrotters,' rapped basketball fan and one half of The Bosshog Barbarians, J-Zone, on "Spoiled Rotton". Which is just my way of catching your attention with a sexist lyric in the hope of attracting you to a review of an average-at-best basketball game.

EA's NBA Live and 2K Sports' NBA 2K series have got the basketball market sewn up, quite simply. Just for good measure add EA's NBA Street series - the arcade champ - and if you're a serious basketball fan you've got all you need to binge on the sport. Which leaves Midway's NBA Ballers: Chosen One in that void where average sports games go to limp across hard concrete, playing with flat-as-a-fart balls and wearing cast-off shorts where if you sit down in them they ride up and reveal a wizened old gonad."
5 / 10
Cyrus365 - contributor
Published: 543 days 22 hours ago | Review | PlayStation 3 | Xbox 360
 
 
 

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