Welcome to This Week in WTF?! Remember those insane Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials for some sort of crazy energy drink? Imagine that madness distilled into videogame news form, and you'll have some idea of what we(1up.com) have to deal with every week.
This week: Nickelodeon justifies why you can't throw a rock in a GameStop without hitting a s**tty licensed game; Rockstar steals from a hooker and gives to higher education; Uwe Boll manages to piss off even chewing gum; and Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe reminds us why Superman is a horrible, horrible superhero. Meanwhile, no one notices any of it since everybody and their late night comedian is still obsessed with Grand Theft Auto IV.
(Oh, and uh, ahem -- happy Mother's Day, mom!)