GameStooge's Jonathon Howard smacks all of you in the face about how 1337 he is, because he IS a Gaming Snob, and he tells you what it takes to be a snob.
Excerpt: "4. Japanese copies of Games released in English - That's impressive that you own Castlevania 1,2, and 3 complete MIB. Did I tell you I have a copy of Akumajo Dracula, Dorakyura Tsu: Noroi no Fuin, and Akumajo Densetsu? No? Well I do. What's that you have Final Fantasy 3? That's nice, check out my copy of Fainaru Fantaji Shikkusu. Things are just better when you can't understand them, also they have crosses and boobies in the original versions."