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Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames - #10

Ripten:

"Far too often we've seen top ten lists about boobies, yet nobody seems to have taken the time to appreciate what's really important about women - their hearts. Of course by hearts, I'm talking about the shape of their sweet, sweet asses. What, you thought I was actually going to be a gentleman and care about anything other than looks? Get real (that's a joke, kids - respect your mother).

Anyhow, the point is that there are plenty of men (and women) in this world who would consider themselves fans of the bottom half. Men are actually very evenly divided between boob lovers and ass lovers, and we need to try to counterbalance all these titty lists with a list about butts.

We will be counting down the best heinies over the next several days, some of which may surprise you, but all of them are sure to please. So without further ado, I give you Ripten's Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames! No, wait - here's some more ado: many of these images are NSFW, so make sure you know who's around before you start fapping."
Twizlex - contributor
Published: 379 days ago | Article | Xbox 360 | Gaming
 
 

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Twizlex - 379 days 1 hour ago
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It's about time we see some booty! I just hope they don't cop out and put Lara Croft at number 1.
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Cookigaki - 379 days ago
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Cookigaki would not approve of that at all! Lara Croft has nice rear, but she is not number 1 at all.
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Cookigaki - 379 days 1 hour ago
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Even though Cookigaki is a boob man, Cookigaki can certainly appreciate some nice asses. There better be some of Cookigaki's games on this list or Cookigaki will be angry!
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Twizlex - 379 days 1 hour ago
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Which games are your games?
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Dan Landis - 379 days 1 hour ago
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I think he's talking about Dead or Alive.
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Cookigaki - 379 days ago
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Yes, the DOA chicks are Cookigaki's girls, and so is Rachel from Ninja Gaiden.
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Twizlex - 379 days ago
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Did any of you guys watch the music video at the bottom? It was surprisingly kinda good.
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Dan Landis - 379 days ago
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Most of the time when I try to watch a video in firefox it freezes up so I don't even try anymore.
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Twizlex - 379 days ago
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Just upgrade your flash player to version 10 and that should fix it.
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Dan Landis - 379 days ago
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Holy crap, really?
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Cookigaki - 379 days ago
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Yes, Cookigaki can confirm that flash 10 works better with stupid firefox issues.
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Dan Landis - 379 days ago
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Really? Don't you think it's kinda... big?
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Twizlex - 379 days ago
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Oh no, don't feed the stereotypes! LOL, j/k. Everyone's got different tastes. So what do you think of the Rumble Roses chicks then?
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wollie - 378 days 17 hours ago
4.5 - IVY FTW
I'm white as hell and I think ivy has the best everything! damn. this girl from halo 2 and 3 looks like she needs a ham sandwich or two.
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Cookigaki - 378 days 14 hours ago
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Cookigaki likes some thickness, but Cookigaki does not think Cortana needs any sandwiches. If Cortana needs to eat something, Cookigaki has plenty to offer.
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Jenzo - 378 days 22 hours ago
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Drake from Drake's Fortune.
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Hellsvacancy - 378 days 21 hours ago
6 - Solid snake should b in that list lol (did i just type that)
In every game he looks like hes wearing a thong that takes balls man pull that off
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Jenzo - 378 days 21 hours ago
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Haha! Now I know why I got a nauseous every time Snake crawled in MGS4.
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SRU9600 - 378 days 20 hours ago
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Nineball2112 - 378 days 17 hours ago
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@ SRU9600...

Damn man, I about spit my coffee on my monitor laughing!
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Hellsvacancy - 378 days 20 hours ago
7 - @Jenzo
Thank god im not the only1 brother lol - bubbles
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KrimsonKody - 378 days 17 hours ago
8 - WHAT ABOUT THE MGS BEAUTIES?
You can see all four of their asses at some point, and they all hot. And if you really like what you see, you can track down the real-life model, lol, j/k. I just think Mieko (Crying Beauty), Yumi (Raging Beauty), Lyndall (Laughing Beauty) are hot.
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Robulos - 378 days 15 hours ago
9 - @ SRU9600
Thanks! I haven't laughed that hard in days!
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MIA - 378 days 11 hours ago
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Its sad that this make the front cover and all other good articles just make the section news!
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Gambit07 - 378 days 8 hours ago
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A countdown? talk about milking a top ten.
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Cookigaki - 378 days 7 hours ago
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How is it milking? IGN does this all the time.
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Gambit07 - 377 days 15 hours ago
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What I mean is, couldn't they just show all 10 at a time in 1 article, instead of spreading across 10 articles? I mean it's top ten ASSES, gee.
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ApocalyPS3 - 378 days 5 hours ago
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Number 1 should have been Ivy. Bent over. As viewed by a skateboard cam.
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Alex_Mexico - 378 days 2 hours ago
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Smash Bros. Brawl's "Zero Suit Samus" has got to be there, lol.
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three11_mtl - 378 days 1 hour ago
14 - Nariko
Or Naruko whatever, the chick from Heavenly Sword. She gets my vote for nicest booty in videogames hands down
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LinuxGuru - 378 days 1 hour ago
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It's Nariko.
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LinuxGuru - 378 days 1 hour ago
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I think this article shouldn't be posted until all 10 are revealed.

One n4g article per ass? Boring.
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