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What I Hate About Halo

Jimmy the Greek writes, "This post has been festering inside me like a microwavable burrito. It was bound to burst out of one of my orifices sooner or later. Let me first qualify my capability to write it. I played Halo, I traded half my Xbox games for Halo 2, I bought Crackdown for the beta, and waited in line for three hours and took a day off work for Halo 3..."
Jimmy the Greek - contributor
Published: 440 days 17 hours ago | Article | Xbox 360 | Xbox | Gaming | Tech
 
 

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bgrundman - 440 days 17 hours ago
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Amazing how such a collection of obscenity can be oh so true. Good Work.
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meepmoopmeep - 440 days 14 hours ago
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this article is just so damn tempting to troll...
but i feel like a nice person today

:P
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Xelai - 440 days 5 hours ago
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Most of his comments are applicable to every single online FPS out there.

Cheaters, rude people, lag, repetitive gameplay, map packs, etc.

Just felt like bashing Halo, it is fashionable but not necessarily true.
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Jimmy the Greek - 440 days 17 hours ago
2.1 - hold on a second fanboy
i dont even own a playstation and never have. im more like a halo fanboy than sony. did you even read the article or did your fingers start to spasm uncontrollably at the thought of someone bashing halo?
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bgrundman - 440 days 17 hours ago
2.2 - I agree with Jimmy The Greek
Maybe you should read what he is saying before sh1tting your pants over something like this.
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blue_tenshi55 - 440 days 16 hours ago
2.3 - Don't comment if you can't spell
I always figure if people can't spell properly, they're not intelligent enough to comment. There is a spell check function. Use it.
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eagle21 - 440 days 14 hours ago
2.4 - @radiodread..excuses, excuses....
Popular? Where in Japan? Hell no. This game is only popular in America (middle America most likely...lol). Playstation has far better franchises that surpass anything Halo will ever will be.

Adam Sessler has made numerous videos about BIGOTS on "Halo Live". These little rascals probably have parents who shout all the hateful bigotry hyped up by a McCain/Palin "moose hunt" rally. That ruins anyones experience.

My brother sold his 360 for a PS3 a long time ago. Halo 3 was gone the day he mulled through that mediocre single player campaign. He owned Halo 2 and never finished it from boredom. Don't think the same guys that were duped into buying it day 1 still have or play the game.

Anyway, this guy makes valid arguments. He has owned every game in the franchise. He seems to mostly hate the fanboyism that hides behind sales to justify the FLAWS. Now with the announcement of an expansion of Halo 3 that you will wait 1 year to play, what do you expect on day 1? Probably more of the same.
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Cheeseknight28 - 440 days 14 hours ago
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I honestly can't believe that last year I actually bought a 360 just for Halo 3.

Then I played Team Fortress 2 on PC... haven't looked at Halo 3 or COD4's online since.
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Mwaan - 440 days 16 hours ago
3 - Desperate for attention?
All online games have all the same problems, but let's bash Halo because it has one of the largest communities. People can bash the campaign and the online all they want. It would be different if other games were doing something significantly better.
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bgrundman - 440 days 16 hours ago
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The problem is that there is a vocal minority of that community that is obnoxious and rude to the others (AKA the racist 12 year old bastards). That spoils the experience for the ones that behave like civilized adults. There should be an intelligence test required to play a game like Halo. If you are as brain dead as half of the kids that play it, you should be booted immediately.
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Mwaan - 440 days 16 hours ago
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You can't stop annoying kids from being annoying but you can mute them, or I don't know, organize some games with your friends maybe? If you can't deal with it you might as well give up on online gaming.
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bgrundman - 440 days 16 hours ago
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I damn near have given up on it. There is something about my fragile ego that doesn't take well to being insulted by children barely out of diapers.
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vega75 - 440 days 15 hours ago
3.4 - @bgrundman
there are also obnoxious and rude to the others AKA the racist 12 year old bastards on psn too. to only single out halo because it's has more of a fanbase than other FPS is just hating. i have played warhark,RFoM,and MGO and trust me there have the same obnoxious and racist children on psn just as much as they have them in everyother online game. hell even MMO's have their racist player insulting people too. so please stop trying to single out halo like it's the only game. or better yet get some of these parents to do their job as parents.
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Wolverick - 440 days 14 hours ago
3.5 - @vega75
I play WH quite a bit but don't run into near as many annoying 12 year olds. Maybe because i joined a clan and generally played with the same people but even the opponents in the intermissions never talked near as much bs as i hear after every halo match. Even in halo u can dominate someone and u still gotta hear how much u suck after the game. Gets very old. But i can't say much cuz i keep coming back for more of it. I've neber played MGO and only played a few matches of RFoM online so i can't speak of many experiences there.

Guess i've just made friends with a lot more mature ps3 gamers so it makes my experience there a lot better.
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Tarasque - 440 days 7 hours ago
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Kinda funny cause i have had Socom for one day, i have heard so much sh!t talking it isn't even funny. The sonyfanboys have a tendency to think that the precious PSN is nothing but adults and is very sible. But actually one of the main problems is the adults on PSN act like the xbox live 12 year olds.
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Jacobite - 439 days 19 hours ago
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listen to my boys and their pals playing Halo can see some of his points, but Xbox live full of prats unless its a locked game. PSN just as bad if not worse. Myself I prefer PC less twats online (get some, lot less than the consoles)Online with Steam is alot better in my opinion : )
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RebornSpy - 440 days 16 hours ago
4 - Good Article
I love the Halo games, but I hate how, since it is one of the most popular games out there, the online mode seems populated by jerks and cheaters. Sometimes I start out by muting everyone but my friends. Personally, I really liked the campaign, though the story could have been better, imho. It is a lot of fun with a friend or three.

It's funny that there's an ad for halo3 cheats at the bottom of the page. Irony FTW?
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Jimmy the Greek - 440 days 16 hours ago
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im totally with you on that. i usually play with friends in the same room as me and dont even put on my headset. the irony is thick, good eye.
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killyourfm - 440 days 15 hours ago
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NICE observation.

To all the people out there hating on the hate...there's a place for opinion on N4G, let's not get all worked up like forum fanboys, huh?
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razer - 440 days 15 hours ago
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@4.2 - there is also a nice little section called BLOG for each user of this site and this is where this opinion piece belongs.
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JimmyJames70 - 440 days 15 hours ago
5 - From Halo 3 to CoD4 to Something New
When Halo 3 first came out, that's all I played, then I discovered CoD4 and never looked back. Now I'm itching for something new: GoW2, CoD: World at War, Far Cry 2, or even James Bond 007.... OOH the choices!
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pumpkinpunker - 440 days 12 hours ago
5.1 - cod4 is worse than Halo 3
Martyrdom is stupid.

people running around like idiots on suicide runs because kill/death ratio doesn't figure into your level (meaning it takes no skill to level up to prestige) unlike Halo

it's a more noob-friendly game therefore you end up playing against and with more noobs because it doesn't have a true-skill ranking like Halo

less maps, less game types, no forge, no vehicles, etc.
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JimmyJames70 - 440 days 15 hours ago
6 - Wait a minute...
Do you think that when GoW2 comes out, Jimmy the Greek will write an article on how he hates that game too? If so, I can't wait to read it.
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Jimmy the Greek - 440 days 15 hours ago
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you better believe i will. if its good enough for me to play, its certainly good enough for me to hate
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u got owned - 440 days 15 hours ago
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What i hate about Halo is that i can't stop playing it. Love the game.

But seriously, I don't have any problem with the kids playing it, but i hate the racist people. Other than that i love the game.
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Philip J Fry - 440 days 15 hours ago
8 - B4G
I think I will start a website called blogs for gamers that think blogs are new. My mom has never played Halo 3 and she has even written a blog of why she hates it. This is so old.
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running rampid - 440 days 15 hours ago
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well, you can always find pubersent racist b*tches in most multiplayer games, but more so in halo 3. but it doesn't hamper my enjoyment, becuase i ussualy mute the irritating ones.
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razer - 440 days 15 hours ago
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My next blog article will be.

why I don't give a sh*t!

who is this nobody blogger anyway and how is it even close to newsworthy?
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Firstkn1ghT - 440 days 14 hours ago
12 - Another FAILED attempt on bashing Halo
1.The Gaming Community... Takes about a half a second to put anybody you don't like on mute. Problem solved.

2.Fanboys???

3.Halo 3's storyline exceeded my expectations. Anytime I get to fight the flood and I'm all good!

4.Now your complaining about the extra map packs for the price of a burrito and a coke? Oh brother.

5.Cheaters??? Their are no cheaters in Halo 3. If so it takes about one minute to ban him from ever playing with you again.

Congratulations dude. This is the worst blog I read yet.
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Jacobite - 439 days 20 hours ago
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lol maybe he's had a bad day, my boys love Halo3 for the gameplay or is it to slag and shout with there pals not sure yet : )
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mrnjl - 440 days 13 hours ago
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Every game has its faults. Even though the only point he has I agree with is those cortana and gravemind interuptions. Sure the first time you play through its not bad, but when playing co-op with friends its just plain annoying.

Muting is your friend in Halo 3. You can usually tell if you have an idiot in your game in the lobby. Mute them or if its a game full of 12 year olds take your headset off for that game.

Besides that just another useless blog trying to bring a good game down.
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pumpkinpunker - 440 days 12 hours ago
13.1 - i agree
there are just as much screeching 12 year olds on cod4 with juggernaut, martyrdom, extra frags, and P-90s

i take them down regularly with my AK-47, stopping power, bullet penetration
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Viatrophy - 439 days 23 hours ago
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So basically all your saying is you don't like FPS games with a following, which goes for a lot of FPS games now.
I'm assuming you specifically said Halo because it'll get you more hits? Thought so!
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Jimmy the Greek - 439 days 14 hours ago
14.1 - did you read the post?
i don't play very many fps games except halo. this post is not an all encompassing perspective, but rather specific to that franchise.

dont comment unless you actually read the story, d0uche
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