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PC World: Too Human Review

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PC World writes: "Too Human's story is a lumbering, clanging muddle, a clumsy collision of canned dialogue and confusing narrative. On a planet (Earth?) populated by cybergods modeled after the Aesir of Norse mythology, myth meets mech. At first it seems like a riff on Roger Zelazny's Hugo-winning 1967 sci-fi novel Lord of Light, about the perils of fabricated divinity. Unfortunately, the only thing Too Human--the first chapter in a proposed trilogy by director Denis Dyack--explores in depth are the pitfalls of tedious melodrama."
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Published: 490 days 18 hours ago | Review | Xbox 360 | Gaming
 
 

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IAmFlop - 490 days 18 hours ago
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1 - wow they didnt even score it
i wonder why
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morganfell - 490 days 18 hours ago
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I don't know but this line takes the cake:

"His brother Thor is a hammer-slinging braggart with the combat IQ of Paris Hilton."

Also when I read that line, "I dub thee Toast" all I could think of was Clowny hitting Spawn with a shovel in the graveyard.
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Atomic - 490 days 17 hours ago
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Too Human is the red-headed step-child of the gaming industry'
everyone likes give him a beating.
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morganfell - 490 days 17 hours ago
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As in this case those beatings are usually justified.

http://media.ebaumsworld.co...

@thenickle,

When he said red head, that freak carrot top popped into my head. Have you seen that guy lately? It's too much plastic surgery and weightlifting in a horrific aberration of nature.

http://content2.totallycrap...
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2.2 thenickel | 490 days 17 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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AAACE5 - 490 days 17 hours ago
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People should treat Too Human like drugs, and just say "NO!"
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Chuck Norris - 490 days 17 hours ago
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Unlike drugs, you won't get a high with Too Human.*

*Disclaimer: Chuck Norris does not promote the use and consumption of any illegal substances. Chuck Norris will not be made liable for any negative side-effects involved with the use and consumption of the said illegal substances. You, the reader, are not entitled to sue Chuck Norris. You have been warned.
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Isaac - 490 days 15 hours ago
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5 - No score?
Have you noticed how many pro-Xbox sites have refused to give a score? They either can't take the truth or they are sponsored by you know who.
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Syronicus - 490 days 11 hours ago
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6 - Is there an embargo on scores for this game?
???

Anybody?
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