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The 10 types of people on Xbox Live

OpinionDebug writes:

There are many different types of people on Xbox Live, some nice and some not so nice. However, despite the millions of people on Xbox Live, many of them fit into several stereotypes:

1. Heavy breather
2. The guy with no mic
3. The 'is anybody there?' guy
4. Abusive
5. Broken Mic
6. Tactician
7. Mean adult
8. Weirdo
9. The singer
10. The foreigner

So there they are. Now lets look at each one in a bit more detail. (If you don't want to read this, then there's a video at the bottom. Yay!)
Eoco - contributor
Published: 576 days 9 hours ago | Article | Xbox 360 | Gaming
 
 

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Icewake - 576 days 9 hours ago
1 - The
Guy who doesn't realize we can hear his fan...
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KBDuB - 576 days 9 hours ago
2 -
Half those are funny.. But, I can't stand the breather.. ugh. The singer gets annoying if they just.. well, can't sing.

But, one thing that is annoying are these posts.. These happen on EVERY system/PC that has a mic.
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LeonSKennedy4Life - 575 days 17 hours ago
2.1 - not true
Most 11 year-olds aren't playing Counter Strike.
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BeaArthur - 576 days 9 hours ago
3 -
How about the 11 year old that won't shut up and thinks cursing is cool.
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Lord Vader - 576 days 7 hours ago
3.1 -
Amen.
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Nevers - 576 days 5 hours ago
3.2 - You hit the nail on the head
I don't know how he does it but I swear to god that little kid's in every freakin' lobby on XBLA. And then, don't ya just hate it when he hands the controller over to his younger brother with the even higher pitched whine?
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Rourker - 576 days 9 hours ago
4 -
they forgot

11. The annoying little 9 year old playing call of duty yelling at you to come and crouch by a wall so he can jump on you to get to the roof.

by the way I'm under guy with no mic, but I'm on PSN not Xbox Live :P

edit: @BeaArthur, you beat me to it, and I should have said 11, makes it more believable. bubbles
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BeaArthur - 576 days 9 hours ago
4.1 -
The important thing is that we are identifying the problem, haha. They also forgot the guy who thinks everyone is cheating when they die. Or my favorite, the guy who lags so badly that he can't be killed.
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Rourker - 576 days 8 hours ago
4.2 -
ha, its sad because I'm sometimes the guy who lags so bad he can't be killed. it sucks living out in the boons, I have bandwidth restrictions, can only go max 40 - 50 kbs/s which is fine, unless someone else decides to go online that is :P then I start to lag bad. but when that happens I end up just quitting as to not ruin the game for everyone else.

PS to everyone I've played against when this happens . . . your welcome, ha.
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BeaArthur - 576 days 8 hours ago
4.3 -
Rourker...ahah, you must have a great feedback rating.
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Rourker - 576 days 8 hours ago
4.4 -
Feedback Rating, I'm not entirely sure I know what you mean by that, but I'll take it as a complement. so I guess this is when I say Thank you? :P
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BeaArthur - 576 days 8 hours ago
4.5 -
Rourker...you do realize that you can give positive or negative feedback to every person you play with don't you?
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Rourker - 576 days 8 hours ago
4.6 -
on XBox Live maybe, but I'm pretty sure you can't give it on PSN, at least not that I know of, and I don't have a 360, sorry but as a college student I can't afford 2 systems right now, my second systems an SNES.
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BeaArthur - 576 days 7 hours ago
4.7 -
Rourker...gotcha, I was under the impression that you had an xbox. That is one of the things that I hate about the PSN, you can't give any feedback to people so I keep ending up in different rooms with people I don't ever want to see again.
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Rourker - 576 days 7 hours ago
4.8 -
yeah, sorry about the confusion, and I also hate getting into rooms with people you hate playing with, but I guess their are some prices you pay for not paying a price. anywho, this concludes my bubbles so nice chating with you BeaArthur. catch you on the flip side (I hate that saying by the way)
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LeonSKennedy4Life - 575 days 17 hours ago
4.9 - well
You can on Resistance...

I prefer to use Steam for actual after-game communications...

However, I prefer to play on the PSN because most PS3 games are virtually LAG-free.
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THAMMER1 - 576 days 9 hours ago
5 - They should have added the racist.
You know the people yell racist slurs at the TV or other gamers.

Short funny story.

I was in Target 1 section over from some teens bragging about calling people N*@@e$ on XBOX live. I creped up behind them and yelled "THAT WAS ME YOU WAS TALKN TO YOU LITTLE MOTHER F#@(%R$!!!!!" I have never seen pu$$y run that fast in my life. LOL

My wife is still mad @me over that one.
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Icewake - 576 days 9 hours ago
5.1 - I
Love you
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BeaArthur - 576 days 9 hours ago
5.2 -
I'm sure it was well worth it though. Talking junk over the internet is the most cowardly thing a person can do.
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kewlkat007 - 576 days 9 hours ago
5.3 - Yeah they forgot
the "Racist" on there.

Plus doesn't all the 360's come with a MIC/Headset?
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THAMMER1 - 576 days 9 hours ago
5.4 - Yeah tell the truth Bro.
Also never let friends get your user I.D. and passwords. They will make you look so bad. Start beefs, post obscene pictures ect.
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niall77 - 576 days 9 hours ago
6 - The American Sterio-type
Like to speak in loud texan voice screaming and shouting the N word at every giving chance he isnt questioning someones sexuallity

Hates people who dont speak "american"
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KBDuB - 576 days 9 hours ago
6.1 -
When someone is being racist, I just turn on some good 'ol Tupac.. it pisses em off. =]
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Amanosenpai - 576 days 9 hours ago
6.2 - They forgot de MEXICAN guy
"Viva México c@brones"
6.3 Kami | 576 days 8 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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BoneMagnus - 576 days 8 hours ago
7 - The "I really don't suck this bad" guy...
You know him - he's having an "off" night and makes all kinds of excuses - lag when no one else is lagging, he's tired, and he brags about how he "usually" does.
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Rourker - 576 days 8 hours ago
8 -
oh what about the Veto guy/kid, who wants to skip every single map

example: "guys veto it, veto, skip, skip it, veto, v v vote to skip, come on skip it, please, I'll be your friend, veto it, veto, come on I don't like this map, skip it"
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EastCoastSB - 576 days 1 hour ago
8.1 -
And then they call people f@gs if they don't veto.

That happens almost every game in Halo 3. =/
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BoneMagnus - 576 days 8 hours ago
9 - The "partier"...
This guy is drunk and loud, but is generally in a good mood, but he isn't very good - which doesn't matter to him because all he cares about is "having fun". You'll find him standing around on the map for an easy kill because he has left to go to the bathroom - again - or to get another beer.

These guys don't last very long because I believe they pass out.
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KBDuB - 576 days 5 hours ago
9.1 -
Now, THATS how your SUPPOSED to play CoD4!! -)
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Big_Toast - 575 days 23 hours ago
9.2 - I thought
that was the point to owning a console, to "have fun"
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Chuck Norris - 576 days 8 hours ago
10 -
The 10 types of people on Xbox Live:

1. Mart
2. Power of Green
3. Genuine
4. Jason360
5. Breakfast
6. InYourMom
7. Montrealien
8. LaChance
9. Jenzo
10. Icewake
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HuntTheWumpus - 575 days 22 hours ago
10.1 -
For someone with as many bubbles as you have you would think you would know the rules of the gamer zone.

Why are you calling out those people by name? Did you not read the part where personal attacks on other members will not be tolerated?
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Chuck Norris - 575 days 21 hours ago
10.2 -
What's wrong with what I posted? They are on Xbox Live aren't they? There was absolutely nothing degrading in that post.
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games4fun - 576 days 7 hours ago
11 - i guess they pegged me pretty good
"the mean adult", only i dont out and out make fun of children only when they start acting like a total douche do i call them out about their age and illegitamacy to play, but if they are cool i still give them the respect they earned by not acting like douches also i do have a fairly high gaming skill level
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ASSASSYN 36o - 576 days 7 hours ago
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I am a tactician/mean adult and I am not an Army vet...I'm an Air Force vet! My stats speak for themselves. I hate kids on-line because 90% of them have absolutely no intentions to play a competitive game. There sole intent is to shoot teammates in the back. (littlebastardsmehatesthemmeha testhemall)

They forgot the Hater. The guy who sees you kill everyone on the other team single handily and gets mad at you that they didn't get a kill.
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Funky Town_TX - 576 days 7 hours ago
13 - kids
I don't like playing with kids. I let my acount go to silver because of the darn kids. M$ needs to do something. I wish they had an adult zone. Now people over 18 can be kids to, this is not restricted to age.
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ASSASSYN 36o - 576 days 7 hours ago
13.1 -
So you got punked out of xbox-live by some kids. Wow!
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Funky Town_TX - 576 days 4 hours ago
13.2 - PUNKED OUT?
I would not say that. Most people want to be in an environment with people that they are like. N4G is free so I will put up with jerk. Xbox live is not. For the last year I have been paying to play with jerks. I may have a change of heart but for now I choose to not game online. BTW, I have been a live member for about 3 1/2 years. The good old days were the ones without punks.
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ASSASSYN 36o - 575 days 21 hours ago
13.3 -
I beta tested xbox-live I know the good ol' days. And kids were on their then.
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Commando47 - 576 days 5 hours ago
14 - They should have added.
The fighting 15 year olds..

Seriously i have heard many strange fights going on between a son and a mom/dad/friend/sibling/self.
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KBDuB - 576 days 5 hours ago
14.1 -
"Seriously i have heard many strange fights going on between a son and a mom/dad/friend/sibling/self.&q uot; ..Self. Hehe good times, I remember this one kid.
Thanks for reminding me. -)
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DanAmrich - 575 days 23 hours ago
15 - They're spawning
There are more since OXM did a similar list -- just seven back then:

http://www.oxmonline.com/ar...

How do we stop them from breeding? :)
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efjio17 - 575 days 23 hours ago
16 - hm..
i guess i would fall under:
"anyone got mic?" guy...although i only ask once or twice
"weirdo"...i do it for a bit but always stop.

Not much else, but i would fall under some screaming category because i tend to b*tch after i get killed.....fortunately, i've learned to turn off my mic after i die ;)
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Slayer OP - 575 days 23 hours ago
17 - the 10 types of people are...
1.13 year old boys
2.Douchbags
3.Racists
4.Hitler worshipers
5.Cowards who talk trash online
5.Fratboys
6.Drunk people
7.Rich kids
8.Jocks
9.mudkipz
10.Angry people
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ASSASSYN 36o - 575 days 21 hours ago
17.1 -
And those people who can't count.
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dogseye_deadhorse - 575 days 17 hours ago
17.2 - haha
quiet funny
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HuntTheWumpus - 575 days 22 hours ago
18 - What makes this unique to Xbox Live?
I have the same experiences on PC since the day I started gaming. It's got worse over the last few years but this is what happens on any social online gaming platform.

What about the "easy going, just wants to play and have fun" person?

Or are these only supposed to be negative in order to cast a bad light on the service?
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mquirozz - 575 days 21 hours ago
19 - what about...
<<<<<<A$$ whoopin quiet guy <<<<< =P I'd say I'm the hater if any. It pi$$es me off a lil when I'm on a team and no one is killing ANYBODY much less backing you up. My fav is the guy who comes in and says hes gonna win the next round, doesnt;then leaves classics
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Ovidius - 575 days 19 hours ago
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I don't know what kinda guy I am. I just play the game, kick ass, and have fun. (PSN anyways, on COD4). Usually I complain about how I lag all the time since my internet sucking fuks(no matter how you put that it always comes out bad, eh?). Anyway the most annoying people have to be the kids that think they're the best at the game. And the guy with an M60 who snipes you and thinks they're the best by running around the whole time holding down the fire button. Get me an M16 and I'll own their ass. Get me a sniper and I'll get sniped by them >.>. Go figure.
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