The truest, most hardcore gamers aren't a product of what console they own, the achievements or trophies they've unlocked, or anything silly like that. No, nothing speaks louder about the level of affection for your favorite pastime as the amount of pointless crap you own. That's right folks! Go ahead and beat Gears of War 2 on super duper hard without firing a shot and taking no hits, because those bragging rights will never compare to the power of pure commercialism! As such, TGR presents The Schwag Review, a bi-weekly guide to all the goodies a gamer could ever want to up their geek street cred!