The Top 10 Nicest Breasts in Videogames

Sometimes when your credibility drops low enough, you begin feeling around down there for the fabled "bottom" - well, I think we found it! Yep, it's the worst & most tasteless "article" yet on VG, all about big old virtual hooters & who's got the best ones. And yes, I just wrote that.

[Nike]

Don't know whether that description is begging me to report this or just being clever.

[Jamie Foxx]

..

[Tony P]

Not the worst way to spend five minutes, I guess.

[TheDude2dot0]

Anyone who reports this for that title is really gay.

[Edge Maverick]

Or a little too serious about keeping this site perfectly clean (or completely favored to one particular console).

It's a good time waster, better than some random vid comparison to start the flamewars up.

[mikeslemonade]

Booty>Breasts :)

[badz149]

that this article still stays at the top three articles! hehe...I know I'm also contributing to the degrees but still funny!

[SilPho]

mikeslemonade: I respectfully disagree :P

Though that does beg the question, why aren't there any "Top 10 Gaming Behinds?" lists?

[user9422077]

Who ever originally made this story, is some horny guy. :p

[The Matrix]

Here's #1 in my opinion.

http://image.com.com/gamesp...
http://techgage.com/reviews...
http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/im...

Gives bubbles if you like. :)

[SuicidalTendencies]

Nice breasts and ass. I always liked Sin. Wish they would have made more.

[Bolts]

The HL 2 engine isn't know for hawtness, but Alex Sinclair is up there along with the Companion Cube in terms of pure sexiness.

[Killjoy3000]

The nerds will be salivating when GoW3 comes out.

[Nike]

$400+, two years of waiting, tons of hype...and then straight to the sex mini-game. Ah, to be a gamer...

[Volvobug]

Yeah what happened to night elves?

[OldWizard]

good list.

[Magic_The_Celt]

Why is it i cant help but take your bubbles?

[Nike]

So...should some one make a Top 10 Nicest Bums in Videogames list or what?

[Homicide]

Tifa needs to be a little higher.

[Sangria]

No Ivy? I'm very impressed.

[dafonz]

Where's cammy?, I think she's got one of the hottest bods in gaming.

[Milky Joe]

Where the hell is Fatman from MGS2??? His breasts where HUGE!!!

[Nike]

Horrible mental images. Must...not...lobotomize self...

[EastCoastSB]

I couldn't help myself from making all my fighters in Sc4 big breasted women. I just couldn't help it.

[chrisgay]

Even Snake couldn't resist...

[Nike]

This should have been a top 50 list. But then it would have been dominated by DOA, Tekken and SC4 characters (like, in 20+ places).

[Avery]

I think the author forgot Age of Conan

[8BitSoul]

LOL! That was.... Entertaining I guess...

[ambientFLIER]

This is pretty sad. Seems that people love huge, fake-looking, rock-hard breasts that look like two basketballs stuffed under the shirt. Meanwhile in the real world balanced features are the best.

[ZombieNinjaPanda]

It's a video game :)

[Stoneroses6300]

awesome list.

[aggh im on fire]

Best article ever ha ha. As for real women i would go for Eve Lawrence.

[MOSTAGGRESSIVE]

The bigger the better? jeez, grow up. Why are so many guys so obsessed with giant tits? I don't get it.

[WiiJunkii]

This should actually read "The Top 20 Nicest Breasts in Video Games", As they come in sets of 2... typically.

[Are_The_MaDNess]

LOL

[Marceles]

What about Tiffany from Rival Schools? And Mai Shiranui from Fatal Fury??

[0verdrive]

he stated at the end of one of the first paragraphs that hes only counted "full figured polygonal babes" or osmething like, and not sprites, and directly apologizes to mai. although mai has been depicted as a sprite in a few handheld games, she was fully drawn and animated in the ps2 fatal fury games. shed be #1 in my book. lol.

[MIA]

Wow!

[Mikey_Gee]

I wonder when the dudes who put these sort of list together will be getting kicked out of their parents basements ??

[swissarmyshank]

What? No Princess Peach? She had a nice rack even before they could pixelate cleavage.

[gersh]

Where's Fiona Belli from Haunting Ground!?!?

[LinuxGuru]

Definitely a slow news day.

[razorbladelight]

like two years ago

[OhMyGandhi]

where's ivy?
where's GLaDOS?

[JonahFalcon]

Er, um... GlaDOS had no breasts. Neither did SHODAN.

[persiandud]

why in the hell is this in the top 3 news?

im gonna go f*** my girlfriend. losers.

[JonahFalcon]

Because it's funny.

How do you have a girlfriend with no sense of humor?

[OhMyGandhi]

that's what everyone says about Lara Croft...

[yamamoto114]

AKA: The Top 10 Articles That Objectify Women.

Don't you just love our industry?

[JonahFalcon]

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[karlostomy]

*fap fap*

[SprayandPreycom]

the best thing about the new soul caliber is that you can make the hottest chicks just wish there were more outfits...

[hulud86]

I'm guessing DOA Xtreme will be on this list.

[Shane Kim]

Wooooohooooooooo Shane Kim has a hard on!!! I only wish they were boys instead!

[Baboon]

needs to only contain 5 games, or change title to 'top 20 breasts'

[111111]

There is no mai shiranui on there. In other words another mindless
blog by pseudo hc gamers.
...can you believe that, no mai, on a top tits list?
GOOD LORD!

[JonahFalcon]

No Ivy from Soul Calibur 4 = instant fail. Can't have this list without her.

http://www.gamestooge.com/2...

[BigPappaPump]

Someone needs a REAL girlfriend.

[JonahFalcon]

Yeah, because, Lord knows, straight guys NEVER talk or think about other women's breasts when they have a girlfriend.

Proof you've never been in a relationship, dude. (laugh)

[Pennywise]

This guys comment was meant to demean the people making this the hottest story for pixelated boobies. Has nothing to do with talking about other chicks boobs... these girls arent real buddy.

[BigPappaPump]

Main man, based off your stupid comment it seems like you're talking as if you personally know me. Let's get your so called proof str8. You know nothing about me and for your information, I've been into more relationships than you eat, sleep and chit! You're talking to a guy who could bag your wife/gf, your sister, your mom including your antiquated crusty grandmother, so STFU!

Thanks for stepping into my defence Penny. A bubble for you.

[Pennywise]

Thanks poppa, back at ya for that ridiculously funny comeback.

[DFresh]

Kasumi (Dead or Alive) and Take (Soul Calibur) are great choices but in my opinion I think Ivy (Soul Calibur) has the best tits in any video game I've ever seen so far.

[riksweeney]

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Please rate these. Agree for nice, Disagree for nice.

[Pennywise]

Hottest story on this site. Sad slow news day on N4G.

[MasterChief3624]

I honestly can't believe this article is so popular on here.

*facepalm*

[gamesonsmash]

all you guys need some girls if you approved this story you all need to get laid who wants to look at pixel breasts lol most of you guys can't get any ladies wow just wow go get someone real

[OhMyGandhi]

Jonah, I guess my joke about GLaDOS went over your heard, sorry. Next time I'll use some slapstick reference, wink wink, parenthesis and a huge hypothetical arrow pointing to the irony of it.