What If...Uwe Boll Directed Max Payne?

Split-screen writes: "It'd probably improve our social ratings an easy 50% if we feigned complete ignorance to the blasphemy on screen here (only enhanced by an extra end scene indicating a sequel).

"So instead, we'll take a different route. Do you have Uwe Boll, notorious director of the Tara Reid-o-riffic Alone in the Dark and the smutty sucker WTF-why-is-Billy-the-Kid-a-Vamp Bloodrayne series, burned into your hating brain? Well, our discussion is really very simple: What if Uwe Boll directed Max Payne?"